Round 1
I could have become a mass murderer after I hacked my governor module, but then I realized I could access the combined feed of entertainment channels carried on the company satellites. It had been well over 35,000 hours or so since then, with still not much murdering, but probably, I don’t know, a little under 35,000 hours of movies, serials, books, plays, and music consumed. As a heartless killing machine, I was a terrible failure.
-All Systems Red, Martha Wells
I don't know about you, but it's not every day I get to hang out at the Facebook headquarters while a British man in a Wookiee costume rides a bicycle next to me as I try to remember what it feels like to balance each pedal. Yet, that's exactly where I found myself.
-Laught It Up!, Candace Payne
A rival of mine once complained that my stories begin awkwardly and end untidily.
-Redemption in Indigo, Karen Lord
Which is the best opening?
All Systems Red
Laugh It Up!
Redemption in Indigo
