#candystorc

[aprivxtething-blog]

@candystorc @thedxmonqueen @redscrnchie

This is Mac’s song post-draino.

[hipsterdork-blog1]

[MSG:] Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment? (i feel like i should apologize)

[TEXT TO; heather.....: what kind of a question is that? i’d do like anything for a bj]

[hipsterdork-blog1]

[text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off (trash this is trash)

[TEXT TO; heather...: i like the sound of that]

[TEXT TO; heather...: how does tonight at 8 sound?]

[aprivxtething-blog]

[ text ]:Accepting his friends request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex

[Text]: Are you talking about that guy who keeps drawing dicks on everything in sharpie, or that guy who wears the same Star Wars shirt to everything?

[Text]: Cause the latter keeps DMing me for nudes and you know I don’t do that.

[Text]: AND HE JUST SENT ME A DICK PIC EWWW.

[chaoskilled-blog1]

❛ you wanna know why you can’t do shit like that? ❜

❛ .… as I recall, I didn’t ask you to tell me. But wait! I’m sure the great and powerful Heather Chandler is going to grace us all by telling me why I can’t send a few innocent lawn darts over the fence. ❜

[chaoskilled-blog1]

[MSG]: If you come home and see an ambulance outside, don’t worry. I’ve got it all under control.

[MSG]: Sure doesn’t sound like you’ve got it under control. [MSG]: An ambulance? Who died?

[flamesofesmeralda-archived]

@candystorc / x

[[ text ]]: god no [[ text ]]: upper thigh  [[ text ]]: pretty close to the d but not on

[aprivxtething-blog]

[MSG:] My gaydar is infallible. Trust me.

[Text] (unsent): can you tell that i’m pan or is that a different ra

[Text]: So you think Veronica’s gay?