#candyzcmbies

[phztwo]

@candyzcmbies​ liked x for a lyical starter!

           “if all was lost, there’s more i’d gain...cuz it led me back to you.” 

[cartoonlonk]

@candyzcmbies said:

I feel like I need some context

Uh…. cw for cults and satanic rituals. Also death by cancer.

So a few days ago, my parents, little brother and I went to go look at this lowkey mansion of a house to potentially move into. It has 6 bedrooms, 6 baths, a casita, LARGE POOL ( even has a lazy river on it?? Holy shit ), a basketball court, a volleyball court and a lot more. The house is a little run down but it isn’t at all old. I think it was built 2013? 

The main entrance is nice, but if you look to your left of entering, it the fireplace area and above the fireplace is a giant wooden cross. And I mean G I A N T. You could put a whole person on that thing and they just left it there. I thought it was a little weird, the builders of the home were christian so it explains why it’s there but it’s a rather,,,,flamboyant displace. 

The rest of the house is fine, but take note that there’s these old vintage cabinets in the master bedroom. The person who lived there last left those there. Other than that, this house is stunning, it’s so pretty ( the yellow-ish white walls are not flattering though ).

We left about an hour later after looking around. My dad found it a little strange as to why no one seemed to be interested in buying the house ( I mean, it’s rather expensive too ). My dad dug further into finding out why later that day, he ended up calling my brother and I into their bedroom and had us sit down. 

“Would you still want to live in this house if I told you the history of it?”

My brother and I look at each other while my mom shakes her head while getting ready for dinner.

Apparently the lady who lived there last died of cancer last year. But she and her children made a cult. They did satanic things inside the home, probably doing rituals in the room with the giant cross is. The youngest daughter even had someone--- who snuck into the house--- attempt to suck her eyeball out. That’s really all I can remember from the story but….I was shitting my pants. My mom thinks the lady’s ghost lurks in the house.

The next day my mom took my aunt and grandpa into the house. My grandpa is a pastor and my aunt is extremely religious. They immediately felt bad juju in the home ( my mom never told them the story until after they looked around ). They felt uncomfortable. My aunt snapped when she saw the cabinets in the master bedroom. She yelled about why those were there and that it had to go right away. She even felt the walls and didn’t like the vibes to them. There’s demons roaming around the house. She told us we can live here but a few things need to be done:

Get rid of the cross Get rid of the cabinets in the master bedroom Repaint the WHOLE house before moving in They will cleanse the house with prayers.

The scariest part of it all is that my aunt had a dream of the house the night before. She had major deja vu while overlooking the pool.

Y’all I’m gonna cry.

[2ksuperiority]

Happy Halloweenies @candyzcmbies !

After being grabbed up and kidnapped by an alternate of his own worst enemy, you’d think that one would be a little more... Worried.

However, 2K seemed to be having trouble grasping the severity of the situation he was in currently. But then again-- He’d been in so many battles, so many fights, so many arguments, and so many silly talks with his own Dib that-- He had trouble really believing the other WOULD do anything at this point.

What made it comical too, was the tiny smeet had slipped his little hands right out of the handcuffs that had been placed on him by Dib, and was now, standing beside Dib as he talked to himself. Simply smiling up at him before he piped up.

“Hi Dib-thing! Who’re you talking to?”

[hellboundgentlemen]

“… sorry I took a nap on you.” Zim

{”To be honest, I’d appreciate a warning before you do such a thing but, I suppose for the sake of civility, I take the apology. Now, I thought that machine embedded in your spine would keep you up?”}

[phztwo]

@candyzcmbies​ said: 

GIR sneaks up on Zim. His little butt is wiggling, he's planning something...

     zim had been deep in his own thoughts, not even noticing that gir was getting closer and closer. the next day was the eve of the new year and he had heard from human’s that he was passing on the street earlier today that they couldn’t wait to ring in the new year with a kiss. 

     was that what the holiday was about? another lovey dovey holidays? he wasn’t too sure, but it would be good research.

[phztwo]

candyzcmbies replied to your post:      his son hates him.

“NOOOO AH DOOON’T”

          “i’M AS BAD AS THE TALLEST!!!!!” 

[phztwo]

“you okay?” GIR comforting his Papa I need

     how long has it been since those forsaken lights were set up all around the neighborhood? sure zim didn’t need sleep thanks to his pak, but the lights around the place were an eyesore and he wanted nothing to do with them. 

          “i’m just thinking of ways to get rid of everyone’s.....christmas lights.” it was rather nice having gir check up on him, the alien leaned slightly against the little robot. “you don’t have to worry about it.” 

[hellboundgentlemen]

"ALASTOR! The spider 'slut' as I've heard him called is picking on ZIMM!"

{”First off, use Harlot instead of Slut. More...proper sounding. Second, if he tries to cause your trouble, go for his kneecaps first. “}