OKAY WAIT um um ummmm okay uh favorite positions and kinks/fetishes of the boyfrgiends or or or maybe maybe their reaction to to mc surprising them with lingerie i have too many ideas starts shaking
cute <3
ren 🦊
ren is fairly easy from a fetish/kink perspective in that it's basically. all. (or at the very least, most)
like mans is a fetish monster. porn brained. gooner.
but the romantic sort, in that he just wants to do anything that'll be done with enthusiasm and eagerness!
like. yeah he's a rapist freak, but he wants you to enjoy it too!
same reason as to why he likes missionary the most! <3 he wants to see your face and talk to you and enjoy your body
(and see your boobs bounce as he fucks you)
if you surprised him with lingerie (especially if it was cute and pink and sparkly), he would LOSE HIS MINDDDDUHHHH
plap plap plap, get pregnant, get pregnant, etc etc.
lawrence 🥀
lawrence is a bit specific, but they like anything that basically revolves objectification and dehumanisation
they love your body, but what's there to enjoy about being human? wouldn't you rather be something else? i can do that for you...
a lot of bondage, degradation, extreme dominance and control...lots of stuff!
law doesn't have sex very often (they're depressed...), but missionary is nice. they like it when you're on top too (especially if an MC was chubbier and heavier than them). they like the pressure of it <3
they wouldn't think much of being surprised with lingerie. they like you authentic, not making an effort, honest...but maybe if you wore something in vinyl or latex...hm <3
strade 🔪
when it comes to sex, strade is. sort of vanilla lol
like he's a tried and true, missionary sex, a hand around the throat, growled dirty talk, kinda guy
but he's super "yes and", so if you were interested in something, he'd be more than happy to appease :)
in The Basement, though, we know he likes sadism/masochism, degradation, anything that just ruins you and makes you hopeless and easy to fuck with <3
strade's a missionary guy, but he likes doggy style too, to demean you and make you feel like shit ^_^
if you surprised him in lingere, he'd have the guy-in-his-thirties response, give you a wolf whistle and slap your ass, like "nice one babe"
hi! (Asking on anon because interesting people scare me, in a good way.) I was wondering if you knew the Gatobob post saying that teen Lawrence would have given stuff like dead animals or anything generally dead as a gift to whoever their crush was. And wanted to ask if you had any headcanons about how the guys would act now if they found someone they were interested in?
this is a cute idea <3
ren 🦊
the most prone to developing crushes, i think.
partly down to his age and down to theeeee lack of connection to anyone in his life before that (/this?)
he's pretty lonely and pretty extroverted too, so this man THRIVES when he's in love with someone and has someone he can put all of his attention into. he's a great hyperfixater
falls pretty quickly. if someone is nice to him, pays attention to him, whatever, he'll just fall head over heels super easy
crushes like a teenage girl, too. drawing their names together in a notebook, surrounding their names with hearts, staring, sighing dreamily, kicking his legs, twirling his hair etc. he's not subtle at allllll
he just wants someone to love! he loves being in love, it's the best thing ever, why wouldn't he put his whole heart and soul into it?
he's also a totally weird pervert who will jerk off to stolen panties and clippings of hair and all that
pervert <3
law 🥀
weirdo. creep. creep by radiohead.
you're so fucking special, i wish i was special. but i'm a creep.
(that song is about a tgirl i think. i know it is, actually)
real doomer style approach to love and romance and sex and everything.
the few times they would actually develop a crush on someone (cus let's be real, they don't leave the house enough to do that), it would ruin their lifeeeeee
yes, they'd certainly TRY to connect, give a dead animal, taxidermy an animal heart, all that, but if that didn't work??? if they were vulnerable with someone and it was thrown back in their face
doom spiral. self harm. extreme isolation. maybe a little rage. broken windows, broken plant pots, broken mirrors.
how could they have been so stupid?? you're stupid, you're not like them, you'll never be like them. lie down and rot.
(don't tell me, i already know <3)
strade 🔨
i mean.
honestly i don't think strade has a pining bone in his body lol
if he's interested in someone, he's just going to say it. he isn't concerned with anyone turning him down. their loss! (or his gain, if he gets to take them by force <3)
and like. love/fondness/adoration creeps up on strade. it's not something he's naturally akin to.
interest is there, though, so once that happens, the others MAY come...if they last long enough, anyway :)
Gato answered a long time ago but I need your opinion, how do you think Strade, Lawrence and ren are as fathers?
Who would be the best of them all?
staaaaaaaare
jesus you all live for the baby drama huh?
okay, in the context of pregnancy happening to an MC:
ren 🦊
he would be predictably ecstatic about it.
like, his whole deal is wanting someone vulnerable and needy for his care, so he would love any opportunity to just shower someone with love and affection
(while also cutting off any opportunity for them to escape. you don't want the baby to be in pain, do you?)
after the fact (because he'd definitley let you go to the hospital), ren would be kind of in over his head, but work hard to look after a kid, and look after you.
you MIGHT even have something close to a normative relationship
in a fox scenario, very similar, but he'd almost certainly put work first.
if you got knocked up over the course of the streaming saga...well.
after that, though, he'd be an absent but loving father to whatever spawn you create. yayyyyy
law🥀
lawrence would almost certainly be freaked the fuck out about it, to the degree that they might even kill you before you had the chance to carry it to term.
but if you didn't die, i kind of can't see lawrence sticking around.
like idk, they're an agoraphobic mess with one survival route, i really don't think they're the kind of person to look after a kid
something something, childhood trauma, something something, not wanting to be even close to replicating their own parents in anyway
it'd just be a mess babes
strade 🔨
i feel like strade would be in two minds about it
like on the one hand, super hot. he fucked with someone enough that he's going to have a permanent effect on their anatomy, and infect them for life with his bad touch (oomf mochi did an amazing comic based on this, very hot, very evilllll)
also, he's a man, he loves to see big boobs, big hips, a pregnant tummy, all very very hot to him.
after the fact though, a child would be pretty restrictive on the life that he has
like he's a hedonist who makes snuff movies, and here MC is wanting to parent a kid he didn't want in the first place. that kinda blows.
(so that would be ren's job for the first few years, which ren is obviously thrilled about)
when they're old enough to pick up on his traits and be taught things, strade would be a little more enthusiastic about it though
he wouldn't see the kid as like. a child, though, more like a very complex animal or house pet. it's cool to have, but he's not that interested in its inner life or whatever
law, ren, and strade opinions on toys? also what would their favorite be? to use for themselves or on mc:D
good question!
ren 🦊
literally canon confirmed, ren definitely sees toys as allies rather than competition.
they're going to get him where he wants even quicker, why wouldn't he love them!!
he loves everything that helps with overstim and turning your brain into mush, so bullets, vibrators, a hitachi wand, whatever packs the biggest punch!
mans probably has an obscene amount of toys. like. obscene. laugable amount of toys.
he definitley likes to play with MC the most, but he's not above holding a vibrator to his dick and fucking a fleshlight. why wouldn't he!
law 🥀
law doesn't really commit themselves (or a hypothetical MC) to uh. feeling good
so they probably don't own anything.
you're a single "guy" who dosn't like intimacy and is actively isolating themselves? why would they own anything?
hypothetically though, probably just a fleshlight.
they'd probably break a few, finding one that their hog will fit into
(i do in fact follow a porn star who breaks their fleshlights constantly and it's very hot)
strade 🔨
we love a traditional man
as opposed to ren, strade would sort of see a toy as competition
not in a way that he's insecure about it though. more he'll kind of rub it in your face and tease you about it
"oh i'm not enough for you, is that it? you're greedy enough to need a toy just to get off. i'll have to prove you wrong then, won't i?"
and like. if he DID need something else to finish the job, he might just rope ren into doing it. he's a young guy so he'll probably have PLENTY of energy to satisfy you <3
and why would he own a fleshlight when he has two perfectly (un)willing toys to use as he pleases?
i mean that's pretty hot right? no need for anything else when he has all he needs with you <3
do you think that ren hana would like someone that dresses in "morute" fashion?
btw I love Ur new blog theme!! it's cuteee >w< hope you're doing fine! xoxo
thank you! the pink phase has long been dormant and now she's back with a vengeance!! maybe my tastes in murder men will shift too...remains to be seen. ANYWAY!!! morute...mama let's research
ren 🦊
as the fashion-conscious member of the boys (gender neutral), i think ren is sort of attracted to any heavy aesthetic preference
like he's the one with the pinterest board, he's racking up credit card debt buying shit, he cares about this stuff
so if you had a specific aesthetic you dressed along with, he'd be delighted! goth, egirl, kawaii, jfashion, lolita, he'd be obsessed whatever it was
and naturally, the cuter and more feminine the better <3
he'd adore big, fluffy skirts and blouses, he'd love bloomers under the skirt, and he wouldn't even be self-conscious if your platforms made you taller than him! everyone should be looking at you!
maybe he wouldn't understand the deeper messaging behind the outfits, but he'd still enjoy it for superficial reasoning
he'd definitely like jirai and cutecore aesthetics too (especially the latter, he'd be so down for that)
and like. this isn't restricted to fem MCs as well...boys can dress cute too, even if they don't think they can <3
lawrence 🥀
oh law loves this shit
unlike ren, law would be in on the whole ethel cain, hell is a teenage girl, girlblogging side of it
definitely runs a pining side blog where they reblog stuff like this with dead animals and blackout poetry (me too girl)
if a partner dressed that way, they'd love it
all flowy and light fabric, really angelic and gentle appearing hiding the dark underneath. they'd appreciate the subtle beauty of it all
and white looks so pretty spotted with dirt, blood, rot...and flows so beautifully in stagnant water
freezer bride <3
strade 🔨
👍
very surface-level appreciation. anything that shows a bit of skin, he'll enjoy, but doesn't go much deeper then that
Since you were asking for questions to distract you:
What is one thing you have been DYING to share about Echo, Lawrence, Ren and/or Strade? Literally just use this ask to go on a rant about whatever/whoever you want 💛
*fiona apple voice* what the hell, sure.
long post so under the cut. general headcanon dump for ren/fox, law and strade be upon ye. echo is included.
ren + fox 🦊
can't speak japanese (think this is canon) and feels weird and traumatised about it. makes an effort to learn after strade's death, and by fox age, he's fluent.
(also) after strade's death, he attends community college (by fudging a high school degree and upping the sob story of an abusive boyfriend) and gets a degree in coding :)
really struggles to eat vegetables and dairy. would only eat meat and carbs if he was left to his own devices
both of these make his not entirely subtle ED habits flare up, though, so he's kind of a bad eater. don't take him out for dinner, he'll overthink it for days
has a pintrest where he collects outfit inspiration ^_^
sort of self-conscious about his height but knows it's an asset in his younger years. starts wearing heeled boots as he gets older.
lawrence 🥀
can't watch movies or tv shows without disassociating. it makes existing as a human being sort of exhausting
had a crush on their guidance counsellor at school and fantasised about her raping them. felt immediately bad about it and had an OCD doom spiral that made them stop going to see her
generally sex and romance repulsed, to the degree that they questioned if they even had the capacity to feel those emotions at all
turns out, just super depressed
when they do feel romantic or sexual, it can be very overwhelming and intense. which is why they prefer to just. not feel it lol
struggles gaining weight but develops a bit of a gut as they get older. they're a little self-conscious about it.
has a few hang-ups about masculinity, queerness, gender nonconformity. their dad put some fucked up ideas into their head as a kid (which also explains their OCD)
has two broken molars and crooked teeth from not looking after them when they were younger
strade 🔨
coffee drinker. likes it strong but with two sugars. won't drink tea, thinks it's a bad use of caffeine
not a picky eater but won't eat vegetarian "fake" meat. he has like a visceral reaction to it. real dad core energy in that respect.
on the subject of dad core, totally does that thing where he'll walk into a room and just stand there watching tv for twenty minutes. has done that when ren watches anime. no sitting, just...standing.
yellow teeth <3 from smoking when he was younger (with the occasional cigar in his older age) and coffee drinking.
never broken a bone, but has a fuck ton of scars and scrapes. his back especially (from fucking ren <3)
has a few masochistic inclinations. likes a punch to the face, likes to get scratched up and beat up. it gets his blood pumping
very comfortable being a verse, but wouldn't sub for love nor money. ultimate power bottom when he's doing it
acab. really doesn't like police. like he knows how to chat to them and put on the charm and all that, but he doesn't trust them. acab.
echo 🪒 (that's her emoji) (also just facts I feel like sharing)
echo was named and based after echo and query, the riddler's lesbian sidekicks in the batman comics. i developed the two of them into a genderfluid domsub lesbian couple for a batman 2022 fanfic, and got so attached to echo that she became her own character <3
echo's design was partially inspired by trianon serious weakness, but more so that I miss having black and green hair lol. she also has all of my piercings :)
characters who also inspired echo are vikki from what happens next and beth from manhunt by gretchen felker-martin
echo works at fictional cafe that's a stand-in for st*rbucks because of their gender affirming care benefits.
when she and law first met at therapy, she thought they were a clocky trans girl. had absolutely no idea they were basically cis until they told her
her favourite video games are metal gear solid (of course), silent hill and yume nikki
she'd never ever tell anyone she likes anime (because it's cringe apparently), but her favourites are neon genesis evangelion and berserk. has a secret fondness for madoka magica too
echo has one (1) other friend who's a detransitioned butch nb called matt (they/she). echo bullied matt in high school, and they eventually dated but broke it off amicably. they play call of duty together on thursdays.
echo has fucked every woman in law and her's group therapy, and she hates it.
Do you have any headcanons for how ren, strade, and lawrence would react to a completely inexperienced mc, like hasn't even had a first kiss/held hands before?
yes!
ren 🦊
oh my g-ddddd ren would be in love with you
he'd think it was so cute, he wouldn't be able to contain himself
you blush and stammer when he holds your hand and kisses your cheek, it's just too cute
he'd swoon and coo over you and just be so sweet on you <3
...he wouldn't be able to stop himself from pushing you further though. what else was he going to doooo?
you get so shy by the smallest acts of affection, how could he not?
he'd be totally obnoxious in public too
kissing your cheek and squeezing your hand (and groping you) just to make you whine and blush and whimper and getting everyone's attention
aw, it's okay, sweetie. i think it's cute that you're so innocent <3
law 🥀
i mean. lawrence has no experience either so. same hat? same hat!
it would be sweet though, the two of you hesitating and stammering and blushing about every touch, every shared moment, every kiss...
and then...you know, as the two of you get closer...
and explore each other's bodies and figure out what your boundaries are and what you like...
you'll both get the experience that you're looking for <3
strade 🔨
*knowing look*
come on.
why would you give strade any opportunity to fuck with you?
he would use every opportunity to fuck with you that way
teasing, touching, using all your inexperience against you and mocking you the entire time as you whimper and stammer and cry the wholeeee time <3
and if he kept you on the long term, he wouldn't be able to stop himself from pushing and pushing....
until he's made you into the perfect toy that he wanted to play with
it's so easy to make a toy though...when he has the perfect canvas to start with <3
ren is a new born, turned by strade on their first meeting, struggling with the need to kill and the pleasure in doing it. sees his turning as both a rape and rebirth.
strade is a relative new born too, turned in the eighties by a vampire tripping on drugged blood. acclimated to vampirism unnervingly easily and figured out how to monetise his need to survive through fetish and snuff videos. obnoxious as all hell and thinks he's better than humanity because someone made the mistake of turning him.
lawrence is hundreds of years old and wants to fucking die. can face the daylight but keeps to the night. wasn't smart enough or cared enough to accrue capital through stocks or whatever vampires do, so they've been schlubbing it and feeding on rats and rabbits, just so they don't have to interact with people. talks to people on vampire fetish forums, though, when they're particularly hungry for it.