#cannot do math

[drsunshine-nophd]

i can go on a 3 hour rant explaining how Caroline/GLADoS isn't chells mom and that they're technically written as girlfriends in canon

BUT

I cannot tell you what 3×8 is. Give me a calculator.

[sargent-major-jane]

when i say “the duality of man”, i am talking about ethan: 

self-identifies as a "soft boi"

says on a live stream "fuck donald trump and everything he stands for. he is a worthless cunt." 

loves his dog so much (”MiSTeR yAY!!!”)

left mark to be eaten by a bear

gymnastics! flippy boi! handstands!! he hop!

absolutely kicks ass in stage fighting

“mark im afraid”

*deadpan* “do you think a fall from this height would kill me?”

cute. wholesome. babey.

tHe bLaCK sUiT

plays the ukulele...

...while singing e-girls are ruining my life

[franfinesheffield]

#andrew lloyd webber can't do math to be fair who can

I know I almost tagged this as "#I mean same" immediately after

[singingbun]

Writing Tips: How to make an “un-original” concept become “original”

Think of it like a math equation:

A+B=C

A is the setting

B is the conflict/problem

C is the concept

So if we go by algebra standards as an example:

ie: A= steampunk setting,      B= zombies      A + B = C      Steampunk+ zombies= Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress (sorry, I had to XD)

Or, we can go even further with this:

A= setting B= conflict/problem C= cliche character troupes E= genre D= concept (the new original idea)

ie: A= Modern day      B= Kidnapping      C= Homeless people (I don’t know, just whipping it out there)      E= Comedy

Modern day+Kidnapping+Homeless people+Comedy= premise of the plot

Premise: Set in the modern day where there was a kidnapping involved and the only person(s) who can find the hostage are homeless people and as the story progresses the plot is set for them to go through comedic scenarios.

(Nope, I am not making fun of the homeless, I’m just making an example)

Haha.... I must be soo sleep deprived to suddenly merge story writing with algebra.... XD