Nov 28, 2021
WHERE ARE THEY HUH
THEY SURE AF DIDNT DO YOU ANY GOOD
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WHERE ARE THEY HUH
THEY SURE AF DIDNT DO YOU ANY GOOD
people say “oh canon deaths are so confusing how can such count but so-and-so doesn’t” but clearly Dream SMP lives just run on Homestuck God Tier logic where it only counts if your death is judged heroic or just
If Ranboo gets to be an enderman then I feel like it's only fair Sam and Slimcicle get to be mobs too.
Mechanically whenever Sam dies he also explodes.
And whenever Slimecicle has a canon death he creates a new mc account and plays both of them each having two canon lives, and one more layer of division after that before an account dies completely.
Not a you problem anymore
The Boatem Crew Boards The Dream Cruise Ship
tw : implied torture, death, violence.
Silence reigns in the cell, only broken by the bubbling of the lava curtain, the dripping water in the corner of the cell, and the sound of his pained and ragged breathing.
Slumping tiredly against his restraints, Techno flexes his fingers. Listening to the twisted melody of the chains holding him captive as they rattled. He groans as he tries and fails to get some sensation back into his limbs that have grown numb from being forcefully held above his head for way too long. The cold netherite shackles biting the tender skin of his wrists as blood trickles down his arms sluggishly.
Technoblade needs a hug Philza where are you your best friend is hurt! Old man didn’t read the Will wtf? Technohurt!
Yeah.
Chat’s got that right.
Every breath he takes comes with another wave of pain lancing across his entire body.
Every inch of his skin is covered in cuts and burns and bruises.
His throat is more parched than a soul sand valley, his stomach is trying to digest itself – he hasn’t eaten anything other than spider eyes in three weeks.
And worst of all he hasn’t been able to ring a single bell in three weeks!
With a pained exhale, Techno lets his eyes fall shut. His head drops forward, bone deep exhaustion settling in.
“How does it feel, huh? How does it feel now that torture is a you problem as well?”
He stiffens at the voice that breaks the eerie silence filling the cell.
Cracking one eye open, he shoots Dream a withering glare.
The admin is sitting on the ground cross-legged as he leans against the wall in a graceful slouch. He is looking worse for wear as well, but Quackity has been leaving him alone more lately, focusing his energy and time on torturing Techno.
Fiddling abstentmidedly with the raw potato in his hands, Dream seems unbothered by his situation, the same way Techno himself acted nonchalant when he learned that the masked man was being tortured.
It’s to be expected.
Yeah, it kinda is Karma lol E Villain Arc Karma E E E
He treats people as they treat him, and in turn, they will do the same.
That’s how the world works.
But still, Dream almost seems to be reveling in his suffering, which, in his opinion, is going a bit too far.
Evil Homeless teletubby! Abomination Technohurt E E
“Do you really have to be happy about it?”
“No. But why the fuck should I not? You fucking deserve this, Techno, for ruining our only chance to escape.”
He opens his mouth to retort, but snaps it shut when the lava curtain drops to reveal their two jailers.
Quackity is here run E E E E E E L L L He can’t run bruh Hog Hunt my beloved Subscribe to Technoblade E E e L What does The Art of war tell us to do E E One of us In this situation
He shoves the voices aside as Quackity stalks in, wearing a smirk as he spins a netherite pickaxe between his fingers.
“You’re back. Have you decided what’s going to happen to me now?”
“Well you see, it’s quite simple…” Quackity chuckles dryly. Techno winces, the sound grating at his ear. “I’ve got a pickaxe, Technoblade, and I’ll put it through your fucking teeth!! I’ll do it again and again until you are dead for good!”
Nooo! Leave our Techno alone! Technoblade never dies! Blood for the Blood God! L E E E E E E Blood We want blood Technohurt Technoblade never dies!!! E E
Immediately Sam puts a hand on his shoulder.
“Wait, Quackity, we need him talkative, not dead.”
“Oh don’t worry, I’m sure a few days in Limbo will leave him more than eager to spill his guts once we bring him back.”
“We don’t even know how to resurrect players, Quackity!”
“Then it’s a good thing I perfected my interrogation methods on Techno, isn’t it?” The pickaxe wielding man drawls with a predatory smirk, shrugging off Sam’s hand.
“What about his respawn point, huh? What are you going to do about that?”
“Do you have a bed on you, Sam?”
“I do, but how do you suggest we force him to set his–”
Quackity presses the tip of his pickaxe against Techno’s throat, pinning him down with a dead serious stare.
“Techno, set your spawn right now or I will kill Philza, Ranboo, Niki, and everyone else you hold close to your heart. I will burn your home down and kill you as many times as it takes for you to fucking stay dead. Then I will bring you back and do it again and again and again.”
A/N : a rough timeline can be found here :D
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Daily OSMP/DSMP Headcanon
DSMP - XD mentions Punz supplying him souls but Punz never took anybody's final life. So every "canon life" could be a part of someone’s soul. And as XD consumes all three parts of someone’s "soul" the person gets permanently trapped in limbo.
the soul and the mind
everyone’s dies a different way
[not finished but wanted to show off]