liam gallagher canons (SFW)
- liam is loud, cocky, arrogant, impulsive, but also sensitive, ambitious, soft.
-liam always wants more responsibility, but when he actually gets it, he doesn’t want it.
-his weaknesses are..the pub..
-he’s afraid of mice
-he prefers a cuddle and a chat rather than a picture.
-he’s quite private, he doesn’t go out a whole lot.
-he constantly tells his partners “i love you”.
-he has a short temper and lashes out easily.
-he saves his tears for when he’s alone.
-he loves having a laugh.
-noel describes him as a dog, always needs company and someone to play with him.
-isn’t good at public speaking, only speaks when spoken to but then can’t shut up.
-can’t swim or drive.
-loves his dog buttons, and has 2 cats called sid and nancy and used to have 2 sausage dogs called ruby and bridget.
-loves running/jogging/walking on hampstead heath in london
-always apologises after hurting someone’s feelings or doing something he shouldn’t have.
-he cares a lot about his vanity (hair and teeth especially)
liam gallagher canons (NSFW)
-good at foreplay
-good at oral sex
-sexual intercourse has mixed reviews, people have said it was standard.
-patsy and liam broke simon cowell’s brother’s bed during passionate make-up sex
-patsy and liam had a crucifix above their bed and used to watch porn together
-nicole and liam have “shag time” during gene’s naps
-nicole’s song “all grown up” under her and her sister’s name “appleton” seems to be about liam.
-lily allen and liam have had sex in the airplane toilets and also on a lie down bed in first class
-a groupie has had to say no to a few things in bed with liam
-a groupie said liam smelled lovely, had lovely skin and nice hair and teeth.
-apparently liam’s dick is the smallest of the band
-liam got into sex at 14 and he “knew it was for him”
-he likes girls who aren’t as pretty because they work harder in bed
-he said every girl has something special, doesn’t care if they’re blonde, brunette or a redhead.
