bastard hours.

selective and private indie fandomless self insert OC   written by spooky

[melatoninburst]

I will return here eventually but I am so busy lately that I'm basically just on and off constantly so I can't write shit.

[thememedaddy]

[melatoninburst]

Dibs !

dibs: accepting

Dibs right back!! I love your ocs and your lore, plus, I love just sending you things from time to time :D

[melatoninburst]

Dating Shanice means you will have to watch horror movies you've either seen, never even heard of or never been interested in before. You wanna date her?

You got to watch the movie with the Loch Ness Monster, the movie with the cross between a pirannha and anaconda, the Loveland frog one or one of the most disturbing movies that will keep you up all night, depending on the day.

Enjoy watching movies you'll either hate, think are bad, shit your pants at or will enjoy if you're similar to her.

[melatoninburst]

Between Marquez and Emir, hardcore "Dibs"

Dibs: accepting

Same to you! I love your ocs and your writing!

[killrockstar]

your honor who gives a fuck. like for real

[melatoninburst]

dibs :D

dibs: accepting

Thank you!! Same to you, it's always fun to write with you :DD

[melatoninburst]

dibs x100 with all the years we've been friend and partner in crime ;3

Dibs: accepting

Thank you, Aer! I call dibs on you too! :D

[crudevillain-a]

MINATSUKI LOOKS AT the weapon with a quirked brow. removing an earring, the blood from her piercing dribbles down her earlobe, telekinetically manipulated and forms into a whip with her hair.

"don't need that. I got the perfect weapon here."

[melatoninburst]

"That's queen shit," She replies, immediately, despite having never seen someone do something like that before, she treats it as casually as someone just pulling out a bigger knife. "Nobody else can win against that."

[ka-go-me]

send me a ‘dibs’ if you are ridiculously attached to me as an rp partner

[ancicntforged]

Don't mind Ruby, she just took a bite out of the knife and started munching. "Hmm, crunchy. Thanks babe."

[melatoninburst]

...Oh. "You're welcome, Ruby. Ya want fries with that?" Surely it had to be a little bit bland going down alone.

[melatoninburst]

❣

Pros and cons: accepting

Pros:

You get her desserts during set menu locations since she isn't a big fan of sweets, so when you go out on dates, you can get two desserts during that date.

She's loyal, so she will stick by her partner no matter the circumstances at hand but she's not blindly loyal, so she will be willing to criticise you when necessary, while standing by you during hard times. She wants her partner to grow, not stagnate in bad ideas.

Shanice isn't the jealous type, so her partner gets a lot of freedom, she doesn't care if you and someone else are close because she does at her core, trust you if she's dating you and knows nothing is happening behind the scenes.

Cons:

She doesn't always keep in contact, she likes her own space and tends to forget to message or spend time with her partner from time to time- it's usually not too long, but she can just up and go without telling you.

She's usually asleep, good luck getting the golden hour of her being awake.

Sometimes, she won't even know you're dating if you're not as blunt as possible as her lack of care for romance leads to her just not picking up that you're on a date.

[fishmotif]

today i’m thinking about this surreal moment in ‘gayle’ when she learns that her frenemy bonnie got an ipad and running up that hill by kate bush starts to play as she proceeds to rant

[midnightmemes]

send me ❣ for 3 pros & 3 cons of dating my muse!

for multimuses be sure to specify the muse!

[patricksmom]

it's so cringe how every song on the radio by a woman is about how good she is at having sex. id make a song about being ass at sex. i twist the dick like a pretzel and bite it off that's what id sing

[melatoninburst]

"Ayo, do you have lights under your mask, or do your eyes naturally glow like that? It's sick as hell, so I'm curious," Marquez inquired while tossing up another trashy lawn gnome of a racist stereotype they had stolen from a residential district not too far away as the other had primed themself to swing using his bat. | HSR verse

“These?” She muses, looking around as she places down yet another gnome they’ve been using for their entire destructive fun night for her to get at with the large sword attached to her shoulders. “These are just lights, yeah- the voice is also modulated too, but I figure that one was pretty clear, I made it on a whim one day and decided to keep at it.”

She tilts her head at him. “You wanna try it on? Might not match your clothes but it might be fun to try it on and have the whole deep garbly voice all of a sudden.” and his clothes were nice, the man could put an outfit together so using this skull mask with massive horns may not be…a good look. Then again, the old ominous man voice that comes with it is hilarious.

She swings her claymore at one of the trashy racist stereotype gnomes and smashes it with a long hit, the gnome shatters because the sword is much bigger than herself so while the hit was slow, it was hard. She turns to him as she grins, beneath her mask. “Oh, but we should probably do this more often.”

[rpsourcedmemes]

Send me one of the following tropes for a set up with our muses

⚡ Storm - Our muses have to take shelter in a storm 💼 Bag switch - Our muses accidentally swapped important bags 🥠 Fortune - A cookie tells one or both muses to meet them somewhere 💎 Thief - One muse is caught trying to steal from the other 🏝️ Stranded - Our muses are stranded together in the wilderness 🔑 Next door - One muse moves in next door to the other 🔎 Investigator - One of our muses is investigating the other 🏆 Prize - Our muses both win a competition, but they have to share the prize 🔗 Prison Break - Our muses end up in prison together, one wants to escape 📞 Wrong number - One muse dials the wrong number ☢️ Fallout - Our muses try to survive an apocalypse 🚌 Bus - Our muses are sat next to each other on a long bus journey ❄️ Snowball - One muse accidentally throws a snowball at the other 🛏️ One bed - Our muses accidentally only booked one bed in the hotel room 💍 Drop - One muse drops something the other picks up 🔒 Locked out - Our muses are both locked out of their building for the night 🛳️ Cruise - Our muses meet on a cruise ship 🎠 Fairground - Our muses meet on a ride at a fairground ☔ Rain - One muse shares their umbrella with the other 🚕 Taxi - Our muses have to share a taxi to get home 🐶 Pet - One muses’ pet greets the other muse 🍸 Bar - Our muses meet at a bar while ordering drinks 🎲 Cheat - The receiving mun picks a trope instead