Sometimes you have an idea. maybe it’s based around an inside joke with yourself Or your friends. can you commit to making it a reality? this is Don Blonde Jovi or as i have been called once DON BJ .an aging celebrity look-alike From deep Hudson County selling an angels smile with a disease (a need for attention, your total & unflinching LOVE) no doctor i have visited can cure . flying solo these days because that Richard Sam-boooooooring just ain’t as BAD ASS’d as he used to be. giving you fringe (denim & leather) wether it’s wanted dead or alive. And you bet that when I break a sweat in this humid jersey summer I am slipperier when I am wet . HIRE ME for those bar mitzvah your weddings some anniversaries your mothers birthday? YOUR MOTHERS BIRTHDAY! your father‘s divorce, your clam boil, fuck it I’ll even come to your child’s fifth birthday party and teach them I thing or two about a little thing called making a living off of rock ‘n’ roll. I don’t sing I don’t dance I just look real fucking cool and you all are going to pay me for that. Do remember The shorter the shorts the closer to balls. so it’s time! tease that hair out! Grab a six of Bartles and James ! hold on to what you got & runaway with me down the shore. darlings, I give look-alikes a bad name. #wellthatescalatedquickly #DonBlondeJovi #blazeofglory #cantstartafirewithoutaspark #burningforlove https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz0Vlg8nPNn/?igshid=1ds4cvtjkdlhn
