#capnpants

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THE ONLY VITAMIN I NEED BE VITAMIN SEA

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YOU CAN NEVER LOSE AN ARGUMENT IF YOU SINK THEIR SHIP

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INSTALLING A LIGHTHOUSE TO ME SHIP TO CONFUSE THE LAND LOCKED LIGHTHOUSES

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HOW MUCH COIN COULD A BROKE PIRATE GET FOR PORTRAITS OF ONE FOOT AND A PEG

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I BE HITTIN’ LAND FOR A RESTOCK OF SUPPLIES SOON

MY NIGHTMARE

I DO NOT HAVE ME LAND LEGS NOR DO I WANT THEM

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SO MANY MATES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME WHAT ME SCENT IS AND WHERE IT HAILS FROM

FORGED IN THE HEART OF THE SEA

BEHOLD DAVY JONES LOCKER

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THE LATEST SUCCESSFUL PLUNDER

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DO NOT HATE THE SHIP

HATE THE BARNACLES