Nov 6, 2020
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humility
@red-paladin so basically keith is brendon urie
In speech therapy with a four year old patient.
Him: I wanna douche bag!
Me: You want a what?
Him (louder): a douche bag!
Me: Okay. What is that? Can you describe it?
Him (even more insistent): A DOUCHE BAG!
His dad (walking into the room carrying a Capris Sun drink): A juice box!
Friends Mom: what do you guys want to drink?
Friend: some random shit
Me: Capri Sin
That moment when you bring a Capris Sun and your phone into the bathroom.
If you haven't known this moment, you had a dull childhood.
Shitty days are shitty.
I have juice doe. I wish they made these things in like big kids size ok.
In addition to being too scared to stab someone, I don't think I am capable of it...