#douche bag

[thedaddycomplex]

This guy yelled at me, but I couldn’t understand him because he had Elon’s dick in his mouth.

[jangillman]

[icanteatdeath]

"what seems to be the officer problem?"

it's okay ill get rid of the stubble soon...ill unold him by 10 years

[ericgold42]

Cocky millionaire bro covered in gold can light up his cigar anywhere he wants to.

[theuniversalscat]

I’ve had an influx of celebrity appreciation messages lately…. So nice of Harrison to take the time to send me virtual roses and thank me for the love and support.

Where does he find the time to do this for all of his fans? Especially since neither of us follow one another…. Curious… 🤷‍♀️🤣

Wherever Harrison is right now… right back atcha! (In a platonic way, in the manner that he would truly connect…) 🙌💪😊

P.S. I think Harrison would know how to spell his first name as well… 🤷‍♀️🤣 just sayin….

Look at that! 👆

[dailybehbeh]

Behbeh

[bubblesj33]

So I got to vent…I’m minding my own business at work today and open a snap from a guy I use sleep with. Haven’t really talked to this person since January. What did he send me you ask? A picture of his dick. And I was like oh wow it doesn’t look like how I remember and congratulated him on his weight loss. Looked much bigger than it use to. Guess weight loss did that. Of course next he send me another dick picture and says how he needs to get that inside me soon. Which I said I couldn’t do. I’m seeing someone and so is he. You know hours later he is posting a sappy post on Facebook about how he surprised he girlfriend in Disney. I know so many dudes that act like this but I’m trash because I enjoy sex even when I’m single. I’m not cheating on anyone…I’m responsible…I get tested on the regular… but I’m the hoe because of my “body count” is too high. 😑

[theoddsideofme]

The Douche !!!