#capslock post

[levynite]

THERE WAS. A 2 INCH. FLYING ROACH. IN THE HOUSE. IN THE ROOM I AM IN. OH MY GODS. THERE WAS FLAILING AND RESTRAINED SCREAMING AND CURSING AS I HAD TO SPRAY IT WITH AEROSOL INSECTICIDE TO GET IT TO COME DOWN FROM THE CEILING AND MUCH SMACKING WITH THE FLY SWATTER BECAUSE IT TRIED TO GO UNDER MY BEDROOM DOOR OH MY FUCKING GODS NO NO NO HELL TO THE NAW.

Dad came out of the bedroom at 2am and I got him to throw it away for me.

[smallhatlogan]

COMPOSING ACTION SCENES SO THEY FIT ONTO AN 8″X10″ BOOK COVER WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME HOLY SHIT

[smallhatlogan]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY OPENING THE CHILD SAFETY CAP ON THE LIQUIN BOTTLE HAS GOT TO BE A HUGE ORDEAL EVERY TIME I OIL PAINT?

I’M 22 YEARS OLD

edit: My dad opened it for me. To be fair it was all gunked up on the inside. whoops

[smallhatlogan]

I always get a little peeved when there’s some joke in a commercial or whatever and then people actually embrace this joke and laugh about it and make it into a meme or whatever. Like I can’t help but feel like “NO GUYS THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO DO. IT’S NOT ACTUALLY FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S ONLY MAKING JOKES TO SELL YOU A THING. THEY LITERALLY SAT DOWN AND HAD A MEETING AND TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIDS THESE DAYS ARE INTO AND HOW TO BEST PROFIT OFF OF IT. THEY THEN TRIED TO FORMULATE A JOKE BASED OFF OF THAT. THE JOKE HAS LITERALLY BEEN CALCULATED FOR MASS APPEAL. ALSO YOU’RE GIVING THEM FREE ADVERTISING.” (Also usually it’s not actually all that funny a joke like I still don’t get why everyone was so taken with “idk my bff jill” or the “berries and cream” guy)

[smallhatlogan]

I DID IT FIONA WAS DISTRACTED SO I MOVED THE THING BACK TO ITS SPOT PHEW EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY I WILL NOT HAVE A TOTAL FREAKOUT OVER A FALLEN PLAYHOUSE

[kittykatexxl]

Do u know the pain of with ur own 2 eyes seein dads dikkelsen in leather jacket leather gloves and leather p a n t s on a mOTORCYCLE

[1001paperboxes]

I JUST REALIZED THAT WE'RE GETTING LES MIS AT THE TONY AWARDS THIS YEAR. LES MIS. TONY AWARDS. THOSE ARE TWO WORDS THAT BELONG TOGETHER ALWAYS. =D=D=D

[pipariperho]

I'm home from The Desolation of Smaug and OMG!

AND OMG WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY THAT WAS SO CRUEL BECAUSE IT TOTALLY RAISED MY HOPES BUT I KNOW THAT PJ WON'T BE SO KIND SO I STILL WILL END UP SOBBING AFTER THERE AND BACK AND OMG SMAUG AND BARD I LOVE BARD AND HIS KIDS WERE SO CUTE AND IF I CAN'T SHIP MYSELF WITH TAURIEL I TOTALLY CALL A NEW SHIP IT'S SIGRID/TAURIEL AND IT'S TOTALLY LEGIT THEY WERE IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER AND OMG DID I MENTION LEGOLAS?!?!!!!! HE WAS THE BEST AND I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED AND IT'S BECAUSE OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!+T 

I WON'T TALK ABOUT SMAUG BECAUSE WORDS FAIL ME NOW. THE ENDING.... GORGEOUS.