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GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

EDIT: I THOUGHT TODAY WAS YESTERDAY WHOOPSIE WHATEVRR!!!!!

Four: Captain isn't replying to my texts.

Eight: Let me try

Four: I've tried six time over, they're probably-

Eight's phone buzzes

Captain <3: Hello Eight. What do you need?

clearly you dont know about my years old angsty splatoon 2 post octo expansion bad end au

Agent 24, but 8 is a Jumbo Octopus.

oooo.... agent 8 just wrapping all of their tentacles around 3. for cuddles. it's great

Cap 3: If I die, you can have what little I own.

Eight: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Cap 3: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Eight: ...

Eight: *Sigh* Let me call your therapist again.

Three: Hey do you know where a ladder is? I need get a file off the top shelf and I can't find it.

Eight: Where is it?

Three: Up there. *She points to a high shelf*

Eight: Oh! I can get it!

Three: Um okay-

Eight: *Parkours up the wall like it's nothing, get the file and lands in a roll right, handing the box to Three* Did you See? It was easy!

Three: ... *Full Special Gauge Jingle, takes the box* Uh, Th-Thanks.

Eight: *Pointing out a pothole* Left!

Cap 3: *On Painkillers While driving* Everything you own in a box to the l- *THunk*

Eight: ...

Cap 3: *pulling over* I think you should be driving.

Eight: Thank you.

Captain 3 and Eight leave 3's quarters together.

Callie: Hey Cap! You've got your collar flipped up! Something exciting-

Cap 3: Callie, Excellent. I just needed to find someone who was available to go on patrol. especially someone with discerning eyes.

Callie: ... I haven't seen anything weird. You look perfectly normal.

Cap 3: Oh, well, Lucky you then. I suppose I'll simply find someone else.

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