#captain blythe

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Blythe: There will be no more non-work related use of technology in the bullpen.

Kit: This is a tragedy. How am I supposed to operate in these conditions?

Blythe, leaving: I don't care.

Kit: How am I supposed to watch my movies, disguised as the world's bleakest training tapes on spreadsheet procedure, and then not laugh at them?

[comicwaren]

From Star Wars Vol. 3 #032, “A Little Broken”

Art by Madibek Musabekov and Rachelle Rosenberg

Written by Charles Soule

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Blythe: You're so incompetent you don't even know how to argue!

Kit: You're right! Most of the time, I'm very confused and just yell things back!

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Blythe: Kit, put it back where you got it from.

Kit: But Captain, it was a big case, I need a souvenir.

Blythe: You can't keep a living being on your desk as a souvenir.

Kit, holding a giant, fluffy cat: Well, not all the time, of course. He'll work cases with us and go home with me.

Blythe: No.

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How Captain Blythe Thinks Darius Makes Decisions

Darius: And it says here you're wanted in 17 countries?

Random Rouge: Yes. But there's a good reason for that.

Darius: Okay.

Random Rouge: I like murder.

Darius:

Darius: Sounds reasonable to me. You're in!

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Warped Incorrect Quotes Generator

Kit: I hate Vincent. Lienna: "Hate' is a strong word. Kit: I have strong opinions. _______ Kit: I can do anything I put my mind to. Once, I figured out Blythe's phone number by guessing random numbers. _______ Vincent: Can I have some water? Kit: *Starts chugging his water bottle* Kit: *Chokes from drinking too fast* Kit: *Spills water all over himself* Kit, coughing: I don't have any water. _______ Lienna, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands. _______ Lienna: Why are you on fire? Kit: This is just how my day is going. _______ Kit: I may be stupid. The Squad: . . . Kit: Oh, did you think I was going to finish that sentence? _______ Lienna: I'm very scary. Blythe: You're about as scary as a wet kitten. Lienna: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me. Blythe: And small. Lienna: Lienna: . . . Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Kit: Did I disrupt the entire office by yelling at Vincent? Yes. Did I further distract the office by causing a super minor fire in the kitchen? Yes. Yes, I did. But- Captain Blythe: There is absolutely nothing you can say that will make me think the destruction of the MPD kitchen is anyone else's fault. Kit: But it's really not my fault this time. Captain Blythe, sighing: You have 5 seconds. Kit, speaking quickly: Thank you. As I was saying, I saw Vincent and was immediately distracted by how much I hate him. Therefore, it's his fault. Captain Blythe: Get. Out.

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Blythe: And if anyone is responsible for this complete and utter disaster, it's me!

Kit: I have a name you know.