Warped 5
Darius: I have a plan.
Kit: Am I going to hate it?
Darius: Absolutely.
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Warped 5
Darius: I have a plan.
Kit: Am I going to hate it?
Darius: Absolutely.
This hypothetical is inspired by the work of @lolabearwrites
Kit: So, does the baby breathe fire? Do demons breathe fire?
Robin, holding her kid: Alright, Kit, since no one else has or will, apparently, I will be the one to tell you. Demons don't come from Hell.
Kit: What?
Robin: Yeah. They are extra-dimensional beings, but they're not the demons from religious folklore, although they may have been the inspiration-
Kit, turning to Lienna: You watched me ask stupid questions for years!
I finally am all caught up on The Guild Codex books and now I have to live with this cliffhanger until MAY.
Reading Guild Codex: Warped series
And since Kit is such a movie buff and can make signs in front of people’s faces I’m surprised he doesn’t start whole monologue notes of this thoughts on interrogation pan up in front of people in Star Wars-esque manner.
Or just even sometime write out small notes on notepads going “hey shut up about that” or whatever he needs to say
honestly idk if tumblr exists in this universe and if Kit would have it/know about it but that man would fucking love Goncharov.
like between making it his life's mission to prank his coworkers (vinny) visually, using warps in any situation that he feels might vaguely benefit, and having MovieKnowledge™ as his first character trait he would've ate that shit up
So I just finished “Rogue Ghosts & Other Miscreants”
and this is my only take
Tori: My life...is a BioWare game.
Ezra: Explain.
Darius: Disappointing lack of gay romance.
Lienna: Constantly wishing I had better hair.
Clara: Eyebrows are a wreck.
Amalia: Makeup lighting different than original application.
Kit: Things always sound worse spoken than thought of in head.
Zylas: I mean to say something nice but it comes out sarcastic.
Ezra: At one point, everything is going to crash.
Zak: Everywhere I go it all looks the same.
Kai: Sarcastic friends with questionable morality.
Robin: Decisions stress me out.
Aaron: I just really want a dog.
Zora: My decisions and choices don't really matter in the end.
Kit: Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Baker: What?
Lienna: Just ignore him. We’ll take two baguettes, please.