#captain chef

[thekenobee]

Behind the scenes of the coolest dinner party in the whole quadrant

[thekenobee]

Did someone turn the oven on cuz 🔥🔥🔥

[tsuntsunfangirl]

how to get your greens finely chopped for a salad:

steal your captain's wife and put her on trial

[tsuntsunfangirl]

headcanon captain pike food/cooking facts:

probably knows the different kind of pastas

knows their official name in italian

knows which ones to use for specific kinds of sauces

knows the difference between hollandaise, bechamel, and bearnaise

knows what wine to go with the meat, etc.

been experimenting on baking bread during off hours (spock and una are taste testers)

had a debate about pizza crust/depth with an admiral friend

@the-haven-of-fiction help me out here

[doodlemeimpressed]

Captain Chef is my favourite

[handsomepeacock]

If you complete Captain Chef’s quest he’ll give you a new head

[sheparrrds]

there’s this mission in the pre-sequel where you help ‘captain chef’ claim elpis for ‘king greg’ by hoisting a flag while scavs attack you and he stands there and hums the national anthem

and it is basically just a piss on the british empire and it’s so funny

[changing-my-username]

What was wrong with Captain Cook?

He wasn't a good Chef.