#captain mack thinks

[robotnobody]

Men, You Don’t Need Viagra if You Do This Once Daily

[robotnobody]

i wish my father issues would go away so random shit doesn't make me cry all the time like i can't even listen to one of my favourite bands half the time because all he sings about its loving his kid like wtf thanks dad for neglecting me all my life

[robotnobody]

Tagged by: @bbylizard (my homie)

Name: Alexandra Mackenzie Birthday: august 12 (i am 17 atm) Gender: female Relationship status: taken  Zodiac sign: leo Siblings: one sister (21), one half-brother (4), two step-sisters (20, 15), one step-brother(17) Favorite color:  purple Pets: my brother and some fish Wake-up: awaken 6:25, leave bed 7:15 Go to bed: depends on my mood and how much homework i have Type of phone: alcatel one touch Love or lust: lust Lemonade or Iced tea: lemonade Cats or dogs: cats Coke or Pepsi: coke Day or night: night Text or call: depends Make-up or natural: makeup Met a celebrity: does a guy from an unpopular show on nickolodeon count? Light or dark hair: idc Shorter or taller: taller Intelligence or attractiveness: intelligence Chapstick or lipstick: llipstick City or country: city Last song you listed to: Pity Party /// Melanie Martinez

[robotnobody]

I love being made out to be an idiot!!!! I love it when nobody listens to me!!!!! I love being spoken over!!!!!!!! I love it!!!!!!!!😍🔫

[robotnobody]

@ rain

my entire body is soaking wet go away

[robotnobody]

sung to the tune of "I just wanna be yours"

I just wanna be dead

[robotnobody]

i did GAY THINGS and i do not know how to feel 

[robotnobody]

I've taken 15mg of melatonin and I still can't fucking get to sleep. someone help me