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Every Peepee Time Is Poopoo But Not Every Poopoo Time Is Peepee Time
"Do you agree that not every peepee time is poopoo time but not every poopoo time is peepee time?" -Mod Noah
"I'm leaving forever and ever" -Mod Bacon
Credits: Video Crunching: Mods Noah and Bacon
Video Editor: Mod Bacon
Meme Suggestions: Mods Bacon and Noah
Og Video: https://youtu.be/5DgG_S26YCw?si=Oyoad...
Song: Go Get Your Gun by Dear Hunter
KENNY: Aww shit.
TOLKIEN: What?
KENNY: I fucked up this water sort puzzle level.
TOLKIEN: I don’t…
TOLKIEN: I DON’T HAVE WATER SORT PUZZLE???
KENNY: Well.
KENNY: You do now.
TOLKIEN: Kenneth.
TOLKIEN: How much battery is left on my phone.
KENNY: Errrrrmmmmmm….
KENNY: …
TOLKIEN: Kenneth. Jason. McCormick.
TOLKIEN: If my battery is below 50% I am going to beat your ass.
KENNY: …
KENNY: …. 25%....
TOLKIEN: Right. That’s it. I’m beating your ass.
KENNY: WAITWAITWWAITWAIWTIATWW.
TOLKIEN: What.
KENNY: Please don’t beat my ass!
TOLKIEN: Give me one good reason to not to.
KENNY: UH- uhhhhhh….
KENNY: Craig!
TOLKIEN: What.
KENNY: He- He has a portable charger!
KENNY:
CRAIG: Erm, Kenny, what the ACTUAL sigma, you fucking L rizz fanum tax.
CRAIG: Who the FUCK are you to spread these rumors about me?!
CRAIG: Literally canceling you on Tumblr rn.
CRAIG: Smh my head, this is SO not that that me espresso!
TOLKIEN: Shut the fuck up, Craig…
CRAIG: Let me Mountain Dew it for ya.
KENNY: Bro my ass is boutta to become grass in two minutes if you don’t give it to me!!!
CRAIG: Ok, and?
CRAIG: Skill issue.
KENNY: CRAIG, PLEASE!!!!
CRAIG: Erm, chat, do you see this loser?
KENNY: CRAAAAAAAAAIGGGGG!!!!
TOLKIEN: That’s it.
TOLKIEN: Kenny, c’mere.
KENNY: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(WHACK BAM WHAM UUUUUWAAAAAHHHHHHHHH)
CRAIG: Whhhh...
CRAIG: W--
CRAIG: Chat.
CRAIG: Chat what the flip.
CRAIG: What the actual sigma.
CRAIG: Th--
CRAIG: …
CRAIG: GUYS SHUT THE ACTUAL FREAK UP!!!!
CRAIG: THIS IS LIKE SO SUPER IMPORTANT THIS IS NOT SKIBIDI WHAT THE SIGMA.
CRAIG: IM GONNA ACTUALLY JEFF THE KILL MYSELF.
KENNY: OH WHERE WAS THIS ATTITUDE WHILE TOLKIEN JEFF THE KILLED ME???
TOLKIEN: Let’s be real, you brought that on yourself.
KENNY: No <3
TOLKIEN:
TOLKIEN: I’m surrounded by idiots.
STAN: WOULD IDIOTS BE TRYING TO ABDUCT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP????
TOLKIEN: Aaaand we woke up Shane Dawson.
TOLKIEN: Great.
TOLKIEN: Perfect.
TOLKIEN: Wonderful.
TOLKIEN: What next, the piss baby?
CRAIG: TOLKIEN THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT YOUR L RIZZ KAI CENAT ZERO GYATT!!
CRAIG: MY ARCH NEMESIS GREGORY_CUTIE_PIE_3RD.
CRAIG: HAS STOLEN MY ACCOUNT INFORMATION.
STAN: HE WORKS FOR THEM!!!
STAN:THE GOVERNMENT!!!! THE ALIENS!!! ALL OF THEM!!!
STAN: THE GAYS ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!
CRAIG: YEAH! THIS IS THE FAGS FAULT!
TOLKIEN: Oh my fucking goddd….
STAN: FAG? FEROCIOUS ANONYMOUS GOVERNMENT SPY!
STAN: IT’S CONFIRMED!!!
KYLE: Guys, it's Pride Month.
KYLE: Don’t do this right now.
CRAIG: EWWW!!!! FAGGOTRY!!!!
CARTMAN: Uhm? Excuse me? Your attitudes towards gay people is deeply offensive and completely unacceptable. How can you justify such bigotry and discrimination in this day and age? Everyone has the right to love and be loved without facing discrimination or hate from people like you. Your attitude perpetuates ignorance and division in our society. It's deeply disappointing to see such intolerance in this day and age.
CARTMAN: I hope you realize the harm your beliefs cause and consider the importance of empathy and acceptance towards all individuals, regardless of sexual orientation.
TOLKIEN: Great, now you woke blue hair and pronouns.
CARTMAN: Wow, really? Is that the best you can do? Reduce my identity to my appearance and my pronouns? It's incredibly disrespectful and ignorant to dismiss who I am with such shallow labels. My hair and my pronouns are part of my identity, and they deserve respect. If you can't respect who I am, I am not interested in continuing this conversation with you.
CRAIG: This is literally why I hate fags.
KYLE: Dude…
CRAIG: THE FAG IS POSTING UGLY ASS SELFIES ON MY BLOG!
CRAIG: TAINTING MY DAMN PAGE WITH HIS READING RAINBOW LITTLE WEE WEE!
CRAIG: BLUD LOOKS LIKE HE GOT A FUCKING GASTRIC BYPASS!
CRAIG: LIPOSUCTION HEADASS!!!
CRAIG: Guys I’m officially becoming demon-phobic.
CARTMAN: I'm genuinely taken aback by your racist remarks against demons. It's incredibly disrespectful and hurtful to demonkind, using them as a target for racism is not only absurd but also deeply insensitive. It's important to understand that such language perpetuates harmful stereotypes and can be hurtful to those who enjoy creative works involving demons. Please reconsider your words and think about the impact they can have on others.
CRAIG: Womp to the fucking womp.
CARTMAN: EXCUSE ME????
CRAIG: Don’t talk to me, I’m mewing rn.
KENNY: Lord have mercy.
KENNY: Please let my bitch of a sister fucking die.
KENNY: Dear god please.
KENNY: If you love me, let me be an only child again.
TOLKIEN: Kenny what the fuck.
TOLKIEN: That’s your sister.
KENNY: And?
TOLKIEN: I doubt you’d actually let her die.
KENNY: Shit you right.
KENNY: She still owes me twenty dollars for that McDonalds I got her last week.
TOLKIEN: Okay, do you have anyone who can come get her outta there?
TOLKIEN: Not sure if it's a good idea to go out there with murderous, probably bloodthirsty demons running around.
KENNY: …
KENNY: …
KENNY: …
KENNY: …
KENNY: …
KENNY: …
KENNY: I know who to call.
SHITASS: snrrk nsnzznnzzzzzzzzzzz...,.
[ ♫ WE CAN GO GYATT FOR GYATT ♫ ]
[ ♫ FUCK THAT, WE CAN GO RIZZ FOR RIZZ ♫ ]
SHITASS: fhnfnhmmghfghg.
SHITASS: [yawn]
SHITASS: You’ve reached Captain Shitass,
SHITASS: Unfortunately I cannot take your calls, but I’ll be available in the ‘morrow, no, before you ask, I don’t do balloons anymore.
SHITASS: Please leave a message after the be--
KENNY: Shut up, fecal failure, I’m not here to make you a birthday mascot. KENNY: We got some demon wranglin to do!
SHITASS: OH FUCKNUGGETS IS THE WAR COMIN???
KENNY: Don’t know, probably!
SHITASS: WHAT DO YOU MEAN PROBABLY????
SHITASS: ARE WE GOIN’ TO WAR OR NOT?
KENNY: Look babycakes, it's hard to guess if a big storm’s comin, but we ain’t takin’ no damn chances. KENNY: Besides, Karen still owes me McDonalds money.
SHITASS: Oh, this is over Donnie’s? Fuck yeah, I’m in.
KENNY: Wait, really?
SHITASS: Uh, yeah!
SHITASS: I don’t fuck around when it comes to McDonalds.
SHITASS: Mcdonald’s is an important necessity to the American economic system.
KENNY: Oh thank god. KENNY: After this, can we kill her? KENNY: Like actually?
SHITASS: Uh, yeah.
SHITASS: She’s a fucking cunt and I hate her.
KENNY: THANK GOD.
SHITASS: You wanna do it or should I?
KENNY: Oh I’d be fine with either, long as she dies. KENNY: Gets her outta my hair and me back to being an only child. KENNY: Afterward, my life will be nothing but bliss.
SHITASS: Aight bet.
SHITASS: By the way, where the fuck are you?
SHITASS: Usually you come over to my place with a loaded gun, pointing at me and forcing me to do a jester jig like a common peasant.
KENNY: Haha. KENNY: Funny story.
SHITASS: Oh good robot lord, are you hiding in a bush to throw corn at me?
SHITASS: You’re not gonna tase my balls and yell “dance, peasant dance”?
SHITASS: You did that the LAST time you said you had somethin’ funny to tell me
SHITASS: Then you covered me in worms and rat shit as I mourned over my now broken balls.
KENNY: Nononono shawty it’s actually sososo funny.
SHITASS:Y’know, I can’t have children anymore, right?
SHITASS: So I feel like im inclined to not fucking believe you.
KENNY: Nononono It’s ACTUALLY funny.
SHITASS: I swear on robot jesus if you tase my ASSHOLE I will rip off YOUR balls!
KENNY: WOAHHH BUDDY! LET ME TELL MY STORY NO NEED TO MAKE IT GAY.
SHITASS: Kenneth aren’t we boyfriends?
KENNY: SHUT UPPPPP, Okay, so like. KENNY: You know ouija boards, right? KENNY: And weed?
SHITASS: Of course I know what fucking weed is.
SHITASS: We rolled blunts with used tissues in the Walmart dumpster last week.
SHITASS: Mine tasted like blood and boogers.
KENNY: Oh yeahhhh! KENNY: Anyways. KENNY: We all got REALLY high one night, KENNY: And we decided to talk to a buncha ghosts, cuz that's what you do when you’re blitzed, ya know? KENNY: Then, Craig continued talkin’ to em after we all dipped cuz we didn’t wanna, y’know, DIE. KENNY: So now we’re all targets cuz his ass decided follower counts are more important than life.
SHITASS: Of course he did.
SHITASS: What a fucking idiot.
KENNY: RIGHT????
SHITASS: They know about the prophecy? Or like, about us?
KENNY: Pssh, nah.
SHITASS: Thank god, let's keep it that way.
SHITASS: Anyone else with her?
KENNY: Craig’s sister I think.
SHITASS: Ew, there’s more than one??
KENNY: Un-fucking-fortunately.
KENNY: Kill ‘em, dung disaster, I love you.
SHITASS: Love you too, miserable cunt.
SHITASS: Welp,
SHITASS: We’re all gonna die.
(Edits made by @pissblanket)
