[Guy Fieri standing in a kitchen preparing food. Caption: - Do you know Captain Tony? -Tony's awesome. He filleted it. He cleaned it.]

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[Guy Fieri standing in a kitchen preparing food. Caption: - Do you know Captain Tony? -Tony's awesome. He filleted it. He cleaned it.]
“That’s bullshit, this whole thing is bullshit, that’s a scam, fuck the Dark Realm.”
- Tony, probably
"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in the same room as Sybok, Tony, and Sarek, I'd shoot Sarek twice."
Sili' at some point
@bisexualfagdyke tagged me in a get to know me game :3 Very Exciting!
3 ships I like: my top ships are pretty obvious, chainshipping, hannigram, and loustat
First ever ship: i want to say my first ever ship that i like interacted online with was like. lol harry wotton and basil hallward.
Last song I heard: last song i listened to was also The GIver by Chappell Roan hehehe
Fav childhood book: depends on hwat part of my childhood but yeah The Picture of Dorian Gray was one of em lol i am a man of very few tastes
Currently reading: I'm listening to Jane Eyre! ive been listening to it for a few months now but im trying to get thru it lol i really like it i just never find the right time to sit and listen
Currently watching: Did you guys see John Cena's first heel promo. I just saw it this morning and hes so fucking good at it its scary. my mom's like are you crying. and i am cause like hes talking about how the wwe fans never cared about him and im sitting here thinking im exempt from this cause john is my hero and he goes and if you're wearing my merch, if you think you care, if you think youre exempt this goes DOUBLE for you and everyone is booing so hard and im like "this is just him flexing his acting chops, being a heel which he's never gotten to do before, and he's doing a really good job" and you can even tell everyone in the audience (which is in brussells by the way) is having a really good time cause theyre doing the CLASSIC "Let's go cena, cena sucks" chants and theyre LOUD!!!! but im still battling the feeling of like. NO john PLEASE. PLEASE. anyways ive been watching love is blind with my mom
Currently consuming: my family is all on medication so we cant eat grapefruits but my mom bought some fresca and was like Just a little grapefruit. as a treat. so ive been drinking fresca. as a treat
Currently craving: I really want to go outside and sit in the sun but its still barely chilly outside so im waiting for it to be sunny and warm and beautiful happy spring everyone
Pets: Captain Tony and Gremily (who are dogs)
thank you for tagging me! anyone who wants to play can say i tagged them but i do these all the time (cause they are fun) and i only have so many mutuals/friends and and i always tag approximately the same people im afraid of tagging them too often
[Nice. -Do you know Captain Tony? -Tony's awesome. He filleted it. He cleaned it. How do you want it? -Cooked. -How about Senator?]
True Kinda Love from SU is Tony’s music as he transforms into captain tony. Fight me.
Writing Self-Indulgence
Cranked out two more chapters of my WIP this week - yay me! As always, many thanks to my awesome beta reader @belovedmuerto. Thanks also to my cheerleader @fuckyeahdeafandasexual, who has been tearing thru the Temeraire series based on reading this fic -- which is the greatest compliment ever, IMHO!
Now I’ve got Anthony meeting someone who took me as much by surprise as she did him. Seriously, it was like “Hm - he has to interact briefly with this NPC - ooh, what if she were ... ?” Boom - major impact to story! Thankfully I haven’t had to go back & re-writing anything I’d published already.
I’m also establishing some villains (one of whom is really being an asshole to Anthony at the moment), which -- if everything plays out -- is going to make this by far the longest fic I’ve written. Actually, it already is, at nearly 26k words & 10 fully written + 2 partially plotted chapters. I’ve really had to start digging deep into the MCU to find my supporting characters, especially now that alignment is an issue. (What does she mean? You’ll see!)
The bad news is that these are in-between chapters that are pushing back the introduction of a character I really want you all to meet!
Tony Tarracino (August 10, 1916 – November 1, 2008), commonly called Captain Tony, was an American saloonkeeper, boat captain, politician, gambler, and storyteller in Key West, Florida. He was a well-known personality in the city and has been called "arguably the city's most beloved resident" and "the conscience of Key West.
Anthony Tarracino was born in Elizabeth, New Jersey to a bootlegger father.. He dropped out of the ninth grade to make and sell whiskey, illegal at the time due to Prohibition..After becoming a gambler, getting involved with the New Jersey Mafia, and being beaten and left for dead at the Newark city dump, he moved to Key West, Florida, in 1948..
There he became a shrimper, a charter boat captain, and a gunrunner..From 1961, Tarracino was the proprietor of Captain Tony's Saloon at 428 Greene Street in Key West, the original location of Sloppy Joe's bar frequented by Ernest Hemingway in the 1930s
Tarracino was politically active in Key West politics running for mayor four times before winning office in 1989 by only 32 votes out of more than 6,000 cast.. He sought to "limit Key West's growth and to keep its reputation as a refuge for eccentrics and renegades who had found their way to the southernmost point of the continental United States. As mayor, he preserved Key West's daily sunset celebration but he lost a bid for re-election in 1991 to Dennis Wardlow, "prime minister" of the secessionist Conch Republic. Tarracino spoke of his two-year term in the office as "the greatest two years of my life.
Jimmy Buffett, who managed one of his unsuccessful mayoral bids, wrote and sang "Last Mango in Paris" about the tales of Tarracino. The song begins with the lines "I went down to Captain Tony's / To get out of the heat / I heard a voice call out to me / 'Son come have a seat'."