Dumbasses, all of them.

CPUCS incorrect quotes because i have too much love for this series. <-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-> mods stellar, theo, and train <-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-> series and characters by alpharad and/or nintendo. if the source of a quote is known itll be in the tags. if no source is given then assume that either its an original quote or we found it from another incorrect quotes blog and we dont know.

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Alpha: Major, can you please pass the salt

Major: *throws Ness across the table*

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Some other realm Dark Vince: What are you gonna do? Stab me?

Major: *stabs him*

Other realm DV: I shouldn't have asked

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Tony: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

SS Kirby: They do.

Tony: …Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Naomi: Tony you're drunk. Extremely

Tony(clearly drunk): No I'm not

Naomi: Yes you are

Tony: No I'm not

Naomi: Tell the time for me then

Tony(turning to the clock):I am not drunk!

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Rosa: Oh, no.

Vincent: It’s okay. We saved our best idea for last.

Kirby: Why’d we save our best idea for last?

Vincent: Cause we didn’t know it was our best idea until all the other ideas were terrible.

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Tony: So I’m Captain Falcon now?

The Commissioner: Yes.

Tony: Do I get the sponsorship?

The Commissioner:

The Commissioner: Next question.

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Tony: Okay I’m gonna fight Blood Falcon.

Naomi: But you’re not armed?

Tony: I am.

Naomi: With what?

Tony: Overconfidence

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Naomi: Just be yourself.

Tony: 'Be myself'? Naomi, I have one day to win them over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Audible Link: Couple weeks.

Blue Incineroar: Six months.

ZSS: Jury’s still out.

Tony: See, Naomi?

Tony: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Am I adding more to this after 7 months of not doing it. yes. yes i am. Have I discussed with the mods. Yes one of them. I'm back and I don't care if this place is dead. Have fun laughing at me fail to make jokes.

--princesstheo (formerly magma but stuff changes because thats how time works)

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Zelda: Hey so I’m a second away from being overthrown unless I turn Hyrule into a democracy.

Zelda: Sooo that means I gotta run for President

Naomi: you should make me your campaign manager, I was born for politics. I have great hair, would like to work for you, and love lying about what I say

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r/CPUCS - CPUCS Z abridged (Tony art from U/ar1nn)

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A post for a video edit I made of a previous quote. Tony art is from @laplaceaeiouspam

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Dark Vince: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Commissioner: Please, for once in your life, stop talking.

Dark Vince: What gif I don't want to?

Commissioner: Fuck You

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incorrect quotes are so crazy. no understanding of the characters, half of the times the jokes don't make sense, blatantly just weird and they're EVERYWHERE. they are most definitely incorrect quotes i will tell you that

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Kirby: If you put a cake under a box propped up by a stick tied to a string, I will go for it without hesitation.

Kirby: I am aware that I will get trapped, but it feels nice to be wanted sometimes.

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ToyConvict: I have the right to remain silent.

Police officer: ... I mean, that’s true. You can do that—

ToyConvict: And I am choosing not to use it! *screams for 5 hours*

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Dark Vince: You know you’ve made it when you have your photo everywhere.

The Commissioner: Those are wanted posters.

Dark Vince: Who wouldn’t want me when I have this face?

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A Comprehensive List of Things Naomi and Major Can Agree On:

1. they both want to find one of infinite possible realms where major has pulled every single fire alarm he has seen and punch that major in the face

2.

2. there isnt a second one thats the only thing