Sep 20, 2024
“If we find someone not worth shooting, I will not shoot them”
Vax’s promise to Calcryn
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“If we find someone not worth shooting, I will not shoot them”
Vax’s promise to Calcryn
DM to Captain Vax: You have gross cheesecake on your monkey fingers.
Captain Vax: HIGGS, play the Felony playlist
HIGGS: on it
*hyperpop California Girls plays at 200% volume*
Captain Vax: I wanna be the shittest dried up piece of shit anyone has ever met.
Calcryn: Or just hear me out.
Calcryn: You go to therapy.
“I’m not worried about taking them down, I’m worried about shutting them up.”
Captain Vax
Captain Vax to Astra: calling me a "friend" when you know I want you to bounce on my wee wee is diabolical.
Captain Vax: I think my guardian angel drinks.
Captain Vax: Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.