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@incorrect-spelljammer-quotes
Trixie: Last cup coffee who gets it?
*both Calcryn and N.I.V. hold out their mugs*
Trixie: Best friend or platonic co-parent?
Trixie: I will hear closing arguments.
N.I.V.: I love you.
*Trixie smiles and blushes*
Calcryn, holding out a paper bag: I got you a bagel.
*pours the coffee into Calcryn's mug, taking the bag*
Trixie, to N.I.V.: Sorry dude. you can't eat love.
“If we find someone not worth shooting, I will not shoot them”
Vax’s promise to Calcryn
Corvus, holding a pan of food: So do you like have a thing with my Captain or what-
Astra, crawling out a window: It's complicated.
N.I.V.: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.
Trixie: Where am I on the list?
N.I.V.: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.
“Arson’s not really a line you cross. It’s more of a jump rope that you play with”
N.I.V.
DM to Captain Vax: You have gross cheesecake on your monkey fingers.
Calcryn: Isn’t it a bit dangerous?
Captain Vax: Calcryn, please. We’ve been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Calcryn: ...
Corvus: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Calcryn: ...
Trixie: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.
Trixie: I can't believe you've been arrested!
Calcryn: And I can't believe N.I.V. hasn't!
Captain Vax, bursting in through N.I.V.'s door: Quick! I need fifty dollars!
N.I.V.: *hands him $50*
Captain Vax: ...You're not even gonna question it, huh?
N.I.V.: I've given up a long time ago
Captain Vax: HIGGS, play the Felony playlist
HIGGS: on it
*hyperpop California Girls plays at 200% volume*
Captain Vax: I wanna be the shittest dried up piece of shit anyone has ever met.
Calcryn: Or just hear me out.
Calcryn: You go to therapy.
Trixie: I think it's time I get my life in order.
Calcryn, narrating: But she did not get her life in order. In fact, she got drunk last night and fought a raccoon in the Citadel’s garden.
“I’m not worried about taking them down, I’m worried about shutting them up.”
Captain Vax
Trixie: The stars are so beautiful...
Desmond: They're just giant balls of gas.
Trixie: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Desmond: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Trixie: Oh...
D Star Brando: Believe me when I tell you that you just now made the worst mistake of your miserable little life.
Trixie: Believe me, no matter how this turns out, I’ve made worse mistakes.
Captain Vax to Astra: calling me a "friend" when you know I want you to bounce on my wee wee is diabolical.
Captain Vax: I think my guardian angel drinks.