#captain-kalpleri

[weaponizedthicness]

captain-kalpleri replied to your post:*anyone says anything to me* fight me

I love you

fight me

!!!

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captain-kalpleri replied to your post “mandy and miranda could be twins tbh”

I have a twin? Can we get up to cool shenanigans and cause a hootenanny?

nolifecrisis replied to your post “mandy and miranda could be twins tbh”

i am very much all for twin mischief yes

Miranda meet Mandy, Mandy meet Miranda.

[restlessplatypus]

you should totally do the odds :)

Oh man okay!

1:What eye color do you find sexiest?

Green or Brown I like those two the best.

3:If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

I'd really like something cool. Like a Dragon or something Dragon age related. 

5:Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

My grandfather. He's still my favourite adult really. I didn't have a dad growing up so he was like my dad. 

7:Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?

I threw up on the teachers desk once when I was 8.

9:Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

All of it.

11:Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?

Oh god no I don't like being up high

13:If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?

Can I say dragon? I want a dragon. 

15:What's your most favorite part of your personality?

The wit that hides my inner pain.

17:Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?

I've never watched the superbowl because I live in Ireland and I'm not really in to sports that aren't GAA sports.

19:What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?

Oh man probably black forest cake.

21:Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)

I can't have milk sadly. I have to have an alternative. Currently I'm drinking Hazelnut milk. 

23:Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?

I start feeling a bit sick but I've never puked or anything like that.

25:Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?

I actually own and wear a pair of checkered pants!

27:If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?

I'd take the pig because my garden isn't big enough for an entire cow.

29:Longest plane ride you've ever been on?

An hour long one

31:Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?

OH GOD YES SOMEONE GIVE ME THIS SWEATER!

33:Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?

Not a fan of beans unless they're baked beans from a can xD

35:If you had to move to another country, where would you move?

Probably Austria. Johannes says I'm allowed to sleep on his floor. 

37:Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?

Oh man I'll go where ever wants me. Currently I'm outside mainstream education doing an art course. 

39:Do you eat enough vegetables?

No I don't. I really try though.

41:Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?

No I wouldnt XD

43:Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?

I've never done Halloween before

45:Do you want to get married? Have kids?

Kids probably not. Married yes.

47:City or nature person?

I grew up out in the countryside(and I still kinda do) so I crave the big city life

49:Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?

I can actually walk surprisingly well in heels.

Thank you so much for asking <3

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captain-kalpleri replied to your post:attention internet: xiong-mao is cuter. no other...

You can both be hella cute. I vote both.

Both? BOTH? BOTH!

... captain-kalpleri you're right. 

and also- you're cute too so 

CUTE PARTAAAYYY ~

[bladesofmercy]

I get to see Miranda and Ashley the day after tomorrow. Pretty stoked.

[bladesofmercy]

So today is Miranda's ( captain-kalpleri) 21st birthday. She needs more birthday asks (my opinion, not her's), so yeah.

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Me: I'm hungry.

Miranda: Get a burrito. Or I could buy you a pizza.

Me: Dude, no.

Miranda: What do you have there to eat?

Me: I bought stuff yesterday.

Miranda: What stuff did you buy?

Me: Stuff to make salad.

Miranda: *mumbles* Yeah, I'm buying you pizza.

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captain-kalpleri replied to your photo “It’s been like, 3 weeks since I shaved. No clue why at this point.”

Because it's neato torpedo and you should keep it grown out because gloriousness.

It's seems like the general consensus is to not shave it.