Nov 14, 2023
“IDK” in binary— wear this and wait for someone to ask you what it means and you can say, “I don’t know, it’s in binary.” We suggest you follow this up by walking off while laughing uproariously.
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“IDK” in binary— wear this and wait for someone to ask you what it means and you can say, “I don’t know, it’s in binary.” We suggest you follow this up by walking off while laughing uproariously.
Fun Fact
100% of your code works fine in your head until you actually run it on the computer and then it all goes horribly wrong
“IDK” in binary— wear this and wait for someone to ask you what it means and you can say, “I don’t know, it’s in binary.” We suggest you follow this up by walking off while laughing uproariously.
Tough problems
"The two hardest problems in software engineering are: variable naming, cache invalidation, and catching off-by-one errors."
Modern Frankenstein be like:
"Finally, my creation is complete! SPEAK, MY CHILD!"
*101 errors, 1818 warnings*
"well shit"
Why does coding require a ritual for me? I need caffeine, a snack, and music. Right now it's a caramel macchiato, bagel, and Arctic Monkeys. Does anyone else do this? If so what's your current set up?
parenthesis debt
(pay off your debt here)
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me: hey can you look over my code?
guy who thinks that kafkaesque means theres a bug in it: im getting big gregor samsa vibes from line 23
me: ah shit, thanks man!