twisted petals.

There's gonna be a lot of artsy, feminist, "phat", body positive, queer, super queer shit going down here.. and some other stuff too. :3

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

[doctorproctorr]

Can’t take that chance

[auntymurda]

Shit I used to roll my eyes at posts like this but I ain’t takin no chances now lol

[anorakbaby]

gone girl - gillian flynn

[thepersonalquotes]

[dont-judge-me-punk]

i got a new tattoo today of a phoenix to represent how as people we can rise from the ashes

[agent-sarahwalker]

excuse me but MA'AM 🥵

[pauljosephtwatson]

[the-absolute-best-memes]

Just a cupcake

[thegoodvybe]

[thunderstorminmyveins]

I am literally the easiest person to please.

I ate.

I drank.

I came twice.

And I am the happiest I’ve been in such a long time.

Das it.

[peteneems]

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

| That’s…. not how that works

[leupagus]

This woman deserves an oscar

[it-is-a-mystery]

same energy

[greia]

Transcript:

Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.

Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?

Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.

Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?

Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.

Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.

Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.

Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?

[luthorchickv2]

I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears. 

[thunderstorminmyveins]

Rooting for you, always. Glad to hear you're making it through. You got this. (and yes, all is well with me)

<3 

[thunderstorminmyveins]

Thought of you, saying hi. hope all is well!

:) thank you. things are... interesting. I’m getting thru.  But I hope you’re doing well, you’re happy and loved with no bounds <3 

[raghdoll]

http://instagram.com/raghdoll

[asynca]

DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL

[purpletangyvaginas]

[xiaoguiwang]

tag yourself: infinity war edition!

[capsbrittana]