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fuhrmana replied to your post “fuhrmana replied to your post “My workplace is serving lemon chicken...”

I would like you to rec your personal favorite lemon chicken fic

I don’t have a favorite! The thing is with lemon chicken fics is that the quality often isn’t fantastic. You’re in it for the Angst and the SHUNNING (and the angst from the shunning), not so much because it’s like a Good Fic. So I usually just read a pile at a time but there’s no special one I’d keep going back to.

captaincarter91 replied to your post “fuhrmana replied to your post “My workplace is serving lemon chicken...”

Hilarious, I was just reading SGA fic a few days ago and thinking of doing a rewatch. Here’s my sign I guess.

I’ve got the whole series on DVD but a rewatch would take so lonnnng. 

In related news my sister asked me the other day if we could watch my Band of Brothers boxset this weekend, after I’d spend years trying to get her to watch it and gave up. And now I keep side-eyeing my ginormous Band of Brothers WIP like “gosh I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me.”

onthesewings replied to your post “fuhrmana replied to your post “Someone just wished me a happy...”

oh cool, by this logic i'm peter panning it for life.

I enjoyed this so much

fuhrmana replied to your post “fuhrmana replied to your post “Someone just wished me a happy...”

To never being an adult, and also getting to be the Fun Aunt

I feel like a lot of people WITH kids never reached adulthood though......

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captaincarter91 replied to your post “lavenderlies replied to your post “ashipwreckcoast replied to your...”

Well that was quite the first post to see after opening the tumblr app. Still maybe not the weirdest thing I’ve seen from you .

are you sure because that strain of conversation is pretty damn weird. I’ve never had to listen to a geriatric woman say the word “scrotum” so many times.

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zombiecreatures replied to your post “pinkrhinoceros replied to your post “I feel like people are out here...”

Just your daily reminder that Risto’s hair doesn’t match his eyebrows and I have feelings about this.

Beautiful feelings about a beautiful man, I am sure.

pinkrhinoceros replied to your post “pinkrhinoceros replied to your post “I feel like people are out here...”

Yes i did. I saw that and said omg swed is going to hate it

Okay I know I’m predictable but WHY IS IT HAVING A RESURGENCE NOW AFTER JACK JUST TALKED ABOUT HOW HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT MCDOODLE ONCE AGAIN

I swear there is no way for him to say he does not give a flying fuck without this fandom (and reporters!) being like awwww he has a crush!

pinkrhinoceros replied to your post “I was just daydreaming about rookie adoption and I fucking got hit...”

All of this has very daddy kink undertones and i am here for jt

You know we like a vet who dresses his rookie....

captaincarter91 replied to your post “I feel like people are out here writing McEichel just to spite me at...”

I can see McEichel as a one time hate f*** kind of thing. But a happy healthy relationship? Nyet.

I just can’t imagine what the long-term connection would be outside of the draft.

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captaincarter91 replied to your post “zombiecreatures replied to your post: ...”

I have “official” accounts with my name and picture on them but I have literally only posted 3 times ever on Instagram and the last time was around four years ago. I mostly have them so no one can steal my identity and post shit. As far as I’m concerned, if I’m not close enough to actually talk to you in person/text/etc, you don’t need to know what’s going on in my personal life. Also I don’t need my future patients knowing what I thought of something in 2016.

I can’t imagine anyone who would WANT to steal my identity specifically via social media. I never had an interest in it (I don’t want to keep up with people from high school/college/etc, like you were saying, if we haven’t already kept in touch then I don’t care to). And yeahhhh I work in the sort of industry where even if your clients can read your name on your ID badge, most won’t, and you still smudge your signature so that they can’t tell what your full name is, and you DEFINITELY do not have public social media under the name you use at work because people will try to find you (my coworkers who use Facebook/Insta all use different surnames for social media).

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ashipwreckcoast replied to your photoset “brendendillon: ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴏʀᴋ at ᴘʜɪʟᴀᴅᴇʟᴘʜɪᴀ | 12/23/19”

the captain wants

...are you suggesting that the Orange is going to get Marc Staal via Giroux, or that Giroux is just hot for Mar Staal?

captaincarter91 replied to your post “I just remembered I bought a bag of sour gummy worms at Target, so if...”

Live your dreams.

Thank you for supporting me. I’m pretty trashy already so I think I’ll get to True Rat soon. I’m currently drinking raw eggs so I think that bodes well.

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captaincarter91 replied to your post “Every time these two teams play it’s wild” I’m sorry Pierre you...”

Tonight I watched my 3rd ever Sabre’s game (Because Buffalo is 2 hours ahead and they’re not really on national tv that often. Also I had no reason to pay attention to them before tumblr). Jack Eichel is exactly as delightfully talented and bitchy as promised.

1) The Sabres don’t get on national tv because NBCSN knows you want to see the Blackhawks and/or Penguins for the fortieth fucking time, 2) Jackary is our Lord and Savior and is singlehandedly keeping this team in an inexplicable playoff spot.

captaincarter91 replied to your post “Every time these two teams play it’s wild” I’m sorry Pierre you...”

Also I really want one of those “shut up Pierre” T-shirts from RMNB whenever I’m forced to listen to him.

SAME

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captaincarter91 replied to your post: So I’m always really interested in how you guys...

Honestly, that’s 95% how I pictured it.

\o/ my descriptions aren’t totally nonexistent!

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flufflybunnypants replied to your post “If You Go Down to the Woods Today, You’re Sure of a Big Surprise”

This is like A Lot but also I LOVE this and I want to know more about what Martin is and what Burnzie and Jumbo are gonna do about it

I HAVE NO IDEA like I literally don’t know what Martin is or what he wants with Dilly or what he’s done with the other people that disappeared or why Burnzie and Jumbo are the only ones who can get in and out (or what happened to the third person). Like is he turning people into trees? Do Burnzie and Jumbo’s beards signify that they are ethereal lumberjacks who can cut down the forest? is Jones just a horny forest sprite who wants Dilly to stop putting shit in his hair? bro I have no clue about any of it.

flufflybunnypants replied to your post “If You Go Down to the Woods Today, You’re Sure of a Big Surprise”

Like I already thought Teddy Bear Picnic was a weirdly ominous song and this is just So Good??!

I mean the song tells you that if you go into the woods you better be in disguise and not go alone like......what are the teddy bears going to do?? They take what would be a cute picture and make it so foreboding.

So really I just lived up to the original #aesthetic. But thank you!

captaincarter91 replied to your post “If You Go Down to the Woods Today, You’re Sure of a Big Surprise”

Well that wasn’t creepy at all!!! ��If I have weird dreams, I’m blaming your visceral writing. Also, is Burnzie part forest creature? The kind that has large feet and walks upright perhaps.. Excellent as always.

I mean. That might explain why he’s able to come and go safely from the forest without getting lost forever.

bittelitt replied to your post “At first I didn’t know which Ben fic was being referred to because my...”

I LOVE BEN'S FIC i've read it probably four times by now?

I don’t think I’ve reread it all the way through once so I really appreciate that, thank you.