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Chris got this salt rock lamp from Earthbound while he was here and he accidentally left it in my car so I plugged it in and it's so cool...........

but I licked it to see if it were really a big chunk of salt and oh my god it is so salty

s=ibgujdfklvavbmergujkvkfbgjtnuaieajodoChris needs to come back I miss Chris

im gonna FUCKING beat you up

You have no friend.

Leave.

captainchriskush replied to your post: do people really study for the SATs

No… i did not… that’s why i go to a community college :’(

chris did you even apply to any other college

Forever the third wheel in The Crew.

Marina: WE WERE HAVING A CONVERSATION

Chris: no we were not

Marina: AND YOU JUST SET THE PHONE DOWN AND LEFT

Marina: I WAS TALKING

Chris: you were not talking

Marina: I WAS TALKING

Chris: its not like i could understand what you were saying anyways!

Marina: oh my god

Chris: you have to talk into the phone

Marina: i was wearing earbuds, there's a mic on it

Chris: you cant set it down and walk to the other side of the house

Marina: maybe you should turn the volume up on your phone!!!!!!!!

Me: I feel like I'm watching an old couple fighting.

Basically this bitch dies, and there's these other bitches out to get this bitch's bitches

Me describing Pretty Little Liars to Chris

Chris I just went to your blog for the first time and wow your theme is so ugly you have no room to talk about my blog stop it

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