#captainfart

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tfw you were looking at a persons blog for overwatch content and they suddenly change urls

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some thing

I was tagged by @potatothief, my bestest bro and everything

Rules: Tag some people you want to get to know better

DISCLAIMER: I swear I’m not a psychopath or a serial killer, don’t be too disturbed D:

Name/nickname: Nancy, Nance, Lucifer (not kidding), Pants, Fancy Nancy, etc 

How old are you?: 23

Relationship status: trying not to be lonely and confused, in love with fictional characters and/or celebrities (currently Spencer Reid/Matthew Gray Gubler) bromantically involved with @potatothief​ forever tho

Current Job/Dream Job?: I make creepy/funny films and stuff at usc film grad program, dream job is just to make films and stuff and not have to sell my soul and still make creepy/funny films

What are you talented at?: Eating a lot and crying like a wee babe and being spoopy

What is a big goal you are working towards (or have already achieved)?: trying to care less about what other people think and be even more spoopy

What is your aesthetic?: gothic romances in graveyards and gays in space

Do you collect anything?: cats, dead bodies, skeletons, and the blood of my enemies. 

What is a topic you’re always up to talk about?: death! and mysteries! and food!

What’s a pet peeve of yours?: people who are passive aggressive and people who look down on others and people who are constantly wanting attention and just people.

worst thing you’ve ever eaten/tasted: uhhhhh cat food? 

favorite place: that I’ve been to or fictional? Real life is London and fake life is some gothic manor in the middle of nowhere and in the woods.

Tagging: @captainfart​ @spyderinej​ @joxem​ @sadlittleman​ @amnixiel​ @reverokameorih (IDK I DON’T TALK TO YOu GuYS THAT MuCH SORRY TO BOTHER)

[bambicest]

reaper in infiltration

[joelapologist]

Cool Girl vibe.... Cool Girl Beer Uncle vibe.... yes they can mix i said so

are we talking like Actual Cool Girl or like Amy Dunne Gone Girl Cool Girl............. either way im sensing a theme and u guys think i drink a lot of beer

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captainfart replied to your post “I feel like Thor would have an instagram that consists entirely of...”

do u mean brockohurn's instagram https://www.instagram.com/brockohurn/?hl=en

led-lite reblogged your post and added: “I feel like Thor would have an instagram that consists entirely of...”

So like [this] but more hair

YES

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captainfart replied to your post: “captainfart replied to your post: “all these people at my work are all...”:

who tf are you don't like cheese are we even friends

first the fucking caramels and now this

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captainfart replied to your post: “all these people at my work are all “oh my god what if you fall in...”:

what if you fall in love with French cheese

this seems unlikely given that i dont really like cheese