#captainiisms

[hotlittlepiece]

      ❛  Hey,  Captain !  What  do  you  think  of  having  a  dehumidifier  in   e v e r y  room  of  the  precinct ?  ❜

@captainiisms   /   starter call.

[oflosthappyendings]

captainiisms​ liked for a starter

It had been a long day,    too long really,     and despite  how tired she felt Emma couldn´t sleep.   It was like the thoughts in her mind    were running wild, like usual, but most of the time she  was able to keep those thoughts from  r u i n i n g  her sleeping schedule, but tonight just didn´t seem to be that kind of night.

Killian    seemed to be sound   asleep next to her and while   Emma didn´t want to  w a k e  him,    she turned onto her side,    watching his chest rise and sink slowly. “Hey,” she then whispered. “Are you awake?”

[agentxmorse]

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Our muses’ are drunk and making bad decisions leave a ❋ in my askbox for our muses’ to share a stupid, drunken kiss

She had heard rumors about Tony Stark’s parties around the SHIELD waterhole. Heard Natasha say that Tony tended to be a bit out of control at times. She’d never been to one, until now. She had been invited by Clint to come to a get together with friends at the Tower. Now that the Avengers were all in one place, she couldn’t believe she was standing in the same room as Captain America and Thor. This was something she dreamed about, not something she ever imagined would become reality. Bobbi enjoyed socializing, spending time with each Avenger, of course Steve intrigued her the most. Captain America, the man who helped take down SHIELD. It was fascinating, and he was even better looking up close than on TV. Bobbi had managed to snag some Asguardian mead from Thor, bringing the Captain along with her outside, since Steve said he rather not be around a huge group if he could get drunk. They were going to put this theory to the test.

Naturally Bobbi was drunk long before Steve was, but he was getting there. She leaned up against the balcony, smirking up at Steve. She was probably going to get herself in trouble, regret this in the morning, but life was all about the now. She was going to live in the moment, and if it came to bite her in the ass, then she would deal with that later. “Natasha told me about you, y’know. She’s been trying to get you a date, but she also says you’re not a half bad kisser. Mind if I test that theory?” She asks. She didn’t really wait for a response as she cupped his face to gently tilt his head down, kissing him softly.

[ofredledgers-blog]

captainiisms replied to your post: “captainiisms replied to your post: “captainiisms 25. my choice...”:

i wouldn't put it past him

there's also the fact i can't type iron man on my ipod without it correcting to irod man

[ofredledgers-blog]

captainiisms replied to your post: “captainiisms 25. my choice (huehuehue) Six: My muse gives yours a...”:

your ipod is a clever apple

it does this to me all the time so part of me just wonders if tony stark programmed this shit to read my mood or something ??

[agent-amare]

"My favorite regular-- what can I do for you tonight?" [ yes. stripper!steve ]

Elle managed a blush and shook her head, sliding over a fifty dollar bill. "Can that buy your company for a bit? I had the worst day at work." 

[thermxdynamics-archive-blog]

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Send me a ▸ for a 3am text message

[text: Steve] Wwhat do oyu do whne you cnat sleep?