#captainkeen

[honeycoveredliquorish]

favorite ships pride project 2026:

day 2 - Captain x Keen (Playboyy)

[autisticbokutoenthusiast]

Week 3: hiding things

captainkeen edit cause them <3

[these-emo-thoughts]

So everybody's talking about Captain's hilarious sex advert, but why is no-one talking about how cute Keen is cheering him on in the background? Are we going to talk about how Keen looks like he has no clue what the fuck is going on? Nope. Not in this house.

Playboyy Episode 8

[kennyomegasweave]

"I play rugby all day but I have the energy to fuck my man."

Captain please. I continue to love that young man with absolutely god awful rancid ass vibes.

[kennyomegasweave]

Is ANYONE on the rugby team actually good at that sport? Or are they all just fucking Keen for a spot on the team? First Captain, now Puen. And yet both of them are so confident they're gonna go pro after school too???

[kennyomegasweave]

As someone who genuinely loves the terrible relationship between Captain & Keen and also an unrepentant member of the Captain fanclub, not in spite of him being a terrible person, but because he's a terrible person, I feel so absolutely vindicated by the fact that it's confirmed the boy did actually fall in love with Keen and that still changed absolutely nothing about his behaviors. I knew the whole time he was catching real feelings and I knew it was also going to end TERRIBLY because that wasn't going to make him be a good person to Keen, or anyone else, anyway.

I love rank ass bitches staying rank even when they're in love. I love rank ass bitches staying rank to the person they're in love with, especially when that person knew they were a rank ass bitch the whole time. Love doesn't make someone a good person and it's not always a positive force.

[kennyomegasweave]

So Keen def recorded him and Captain in the locker room right? It wasn't Puen because he's basically the only good and non sketch guy in this show.

Captain records Keen, Keen gets expelled.

Keen, most likely, recorded Captain to get him expelled.

Captain gives up Puen to save his own ass.

A mess.

Puen really should just go somewhere else and leave all these bitches alone. Cause not a damn one of them is worth being around him. Including Aob, sorry boo.

[kennyomegasweave]

The front desk gym receptionist looking at Keen with disdain and then again with the disdain after Captain sucked his dick in the locker room. Looking all like "stop fucking in my gym nasty bitches." But he only knows that cause he's paying for Captain's clips. Seems like everyone was at the devil's sacrament.