Could you perchance write for Zero Year Eddie + learning to love soft touches/cuddles? I know in other version written by Snyder, he doesn’t like to be touched (Batman 23.2, namely) probs bc of trauma from being touched mostly unkindly all his life. Also love your work!! Thank you 💗💗
Capullo!Riddler x GN!Reader, word count: 600
ok i know i write him like the piece of shit he is but i'm sorry i also think he deserves soft love and kindness so i absolutely love the idea of him learning to enjoy soft touches and snuggles and kisses URGH💚
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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: mostly fluff with a little bit of sex referenced, do you cringe at babycakes as a petname? i do. but i kept it in here, because that's just the kind of bean he is unfortunately
Edward dropped himself heavily onto the mattress with a thud, a deep sigh pouring out over his lips as he caught his breath. The aftermath of his feral lovemaking had caught up to him, and you could tell he was trying to regulate himself as his pale chest rose and fell, the tiny tuft of red hair in the centre drifting upwards and then back down as you watched in delight. And without thinking about it, you reached out and placed your palm against it, only to have Edward's fingers quickly curling around your wrist and lifting you away.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm... resting my hand on you."
"Well, don't. It's suspicious."
You didn't have to ask the question, the raised eyebrow and confused grimace were enough to encourage him to continue.
"I don't like to be touched. You know that. You're in my personal space."
"You were just very much in my personal space."
"That's different?"
"Different how?"
He stopped for a minute, the gears in his head grinding to a halt as he failed to find a suitable answer to your actually quite easy question. But then, as per usual, he found his words.
"Because I'm in control then. I'm on top... You can't sneak attack me or hurt me when I'm weighing you down and have your wrists pinned above your head."
It was a fair point, annoyingly. But that didn't mean it was valid.
"Edward, why are you so sure I'll hurt you?"
"Because everyone does, babycakes. Everyone wants to. That's how powerful I am."
Every fibre of your being urged you to make a sarcastic comment, to roll your eyes at his ego which was able to stick it's chest out even in the face of overwhelming negative response to his very person. But that would only make the next step harder. How could you convince him to be vulnerable if you were going to mock him relentlessly at every turn?
"You know, it's a skill. Learning to open up. Learning to be loved."
"You learn it?"
Hook. Line. Sinker. If he thought he was missing out on something of educational value, on knowledge, then you knew it would be too difficult to resists.
"Of course! It's a learned skill to suppress the notion to fight out against it and to take it with kindness. Trusting someone is difficult, but if anyone can master it then-"
"I can."
He lifted your hand and placed it back on top of his chest, taking in a deep breath and trying to calm his oh so obvious nerves. You could feel his heartbeat against your palm, but you decided to push on. Like pushing a kid into a pool and letting them struggle, the fear might help him develop his skillset a little bit faster.
His entire body flinched when you leaned forward and kissed his bare arm. The miniscule muscle, built up from carrying his ridiculously heavy cane, tensed immediately, but relaxed as your fingers soothed over his chest, tracing wide, slow circles around the patch of fiery red hair that had drawn you in originally.
it was clear that he was trying to keep his breathing quiet, but you could feel his body moving, working hard to keep himself calm. With a slight tremble in his voice he spoke up.
"How am I doing?"
With a deep breath of your own, you curled in closer to him, your free arm wrapping around his back, fingers lacing themselves into the shaggy hair at the nape of his neck. His chest rumbled, almost as though he were purring with affection.
"You're doing great, Eddie. Someone as amazing as you? You'll have this mastered in no time."
Could I pls have capullo riddler with the blindfolded kinkprompt? Maybe a little light bdsm as well? Pls I need some more of this arrogant man 🥵🥰 Thank you!
What could describe you and Edward’s relationship was.. Quite weird.
It was as if he truly did care for you, and treated you well, but then.. He had his moments. Quite often if you dare say, that he could be a man child of a.. Man? Treating you like a queen in bed at times, but then turn around and demand things, rough.
It was a conundrum as to why you stayed with the man, but it felt as if.. He needed you more than just a good rough fuck, never leaving your side and always asking for your approval - in his own special way.
Right now, Riddler had you blindfolded, sat on a chair with your magic wand on high as you squirmed and begged to be released. You had come over two times now, your clitoris is sore and your legs are shaking violently. But he didn’t care, the opposite actually. He stood there, cane under his hands and chin resting on his hands. You couldn’t see it, but he had the smuggest grin on that gingered face.
“Given up already? I expected better, Y/N.” he admitted, yawning and waving his hand in front of his mouth.
“S-shut up.. I-I’m- fuck! Ohh god..” You moaned loudly, the wire nearly snapping as he came close to you, turning the vibrator low, nearly off.
“Nah uh, you gotta play nice, remember? The Riddler’s in control now,” He said, “You got quite the fucked face right now, very pretty if you can’t tell.”
You breathed heavily, hips swaying back and forth to get more friction, for that release in you. He sighed before turning up the vibrator, allowing you such a pleasure.
“Be happy I did this, normally I’d love to see you wither and suffer from this.” You smiled and thanked him over a million times, your orgasm finally hitting you.
This was now the third time you had come from this man, and it never disappoints you.
What if we choked on ZY Riddler's dick and it gives him a boost of confidence... Soft baby needs to know his body is gorgeous 🩷
Capullo!Riddler x GN!Reader, word count: 500
omg anon you are preaching to the choir with this one i am all here for boosting his confidence, stroking his ego and making him even more insufferable if that were even possible💚
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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: oral sex, rough oral, choking, drool, praise kink
On your knees in front of him, you bobbed your head forward, swirling your tongue around the pink head of Eddie's cock. You tended to give it the most attention, not wanting to put too much focus on the shaft. You knew all too well that the less than average length was a source of embarrassment for Eddie. He had to be the best, and this was the one area he felt he was failing in.
It made no different to you, however. You preferred it. Eddie was intimidating enough in his status and intelligence. The last thing he needed was yet another stroke against his ever burgeoning ego.
And yet, you couldn't help yourself. You felt like he deserved to feel good about every part of him. So as you lapped your tongue against his slit, tasting the tang of his precum on your tastebuds, you decided to let him feel like the dominant one, despite the fact that he was under your complete control in his state of arousal.
Pushing your lips down and over the head, you followed down his shaft, pressing your nose into his abdomen, the tuft of unruly, red pubic hair tickling against you. His cock twitched in your mouth, as Eddie found himself surprised by your sudden change in tactics. With the slight movement, the head hit the back of your tongue, and you let out an exaggerated splutter, moaning against him as he trembled.
You eased off slightly and looked up at him, seeing the excitement in his eyes, and smiled around his cock as he brought his hand to the back of your head and pushed you down onto him.
He was filling your mouth completely, and you gagged against him, remembering to breathe through your nose, but happily allowing things to get as messy as they could to heighten the experience. As he bucked his hips, fucking your face in a rough frenzy, your drool coated your chin and his balls, matting his pubic hair as it sprayed from your mouth in a choked gasp.
Sliding your hands up his thighs, you stopped on his stomach and rested them there, pretending to hold him back from bucking into you, letting him revel in the idea that he was too much for you, that he had filled you up. And if you had been wondering if he was enjoying himself, the words he muttered as he pumped himself into your mouth to the hilt satisfied that query.
"I'm pretty amazing... aren't I?"
You couldn't answer, however. Your mouth was too full. His cock resting on your tongue, twitching as he coated your mouth with his cum, letting the taste of him travel down your scratched throat and soothe over it.
He kept it there, in your mouth, as he smiled happily. Pleased with himself, feeling very much like the 'big man' as he wiped some drool from your chin with his thumb, a tiny gesture of gratitude for what he knew was definitely your attempt at making him feel as good as he knew he deserved to.
Capullo!Riddler x Fem!Reader, word count: 4k
commission: eddie desperately trying to get someone to like him, but failing a bit miserably before he starts succeeding, as he was always bound to 💚
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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: whiny/desperate eddie, teensy bit of angst
With a sigh of resignation, Eddie looked out of his window on to the streets of Gotham below. People, like ants, below the feet of a God they didn’t even know they worshipped yet. But he could take very little joy in that usually comforting fact, as he knew there was one ant of great subordination who refused to bend to his will. And that was despite knowing everything he could offer them in exchange for their undying and unquestioning devotion.
No amount of anything he had would fix this situation. This was him now. He was stuck. Edward Nygma. Stuck. Stuck on a puzzle, on a question, on a task, for which there seemed to be no possible outcome for. Or at least, not one that he deemed reasonable, not one that he would be happy with. Which, after all, in the mind of the Riddler, was not the correct answer at all.
The phone he clutched in his hand was quickly tossed onto the nearest surface. It was just a hopeless distraction at this point. A symbol of futility. Of his seeming failure.
Eddie’s fingers were getting tangled in his fringe. The greasy strands of his usually neatly swept back shock of red hair were getting caught as he twisted and pulled at them. Teasing at them nervously, he paced around his pre-furnished, and entirely impersonal, apartment. Looking at the extravagant wall clock he sighed and groaned, letting it form a soft growl as he ripped a few extra strands of his hair out in his closed and trembling fists. He was thankful for the thick, soundproof walls in this building. It meant he could talk, or groan, or yell, to himself as loudly as he wanted without fear of anyone hearing his plans. Or his pathetic whining.
“How long does it take someone to answer a text? Is she really that stupid? And if she’s that dull and so incapable of typing a message out, do I really want to be associated with her?”
His self-serving insults regarding your intelligence only helped to make him feel worse about himself. You were perfect. Beautiful, but in a way he’d never really seen before. Interesting, more so than any other woman he’d bothered giving the time of day or willingly chose to get to know. And you weren’t stupid. In fact, you seemed scarily competent and able to hold your own against him. Which he hated.
Another thirty seconds of anxious pacing, as he wondered what could possibly keep someone busy for this long. It wasn’t as if you could have anything important to do. Or anything more important than responding to his message. You weren’t him, after all. He was the busy one, the important one, the mastermind genius that had barely had time to focus on anything but himself. What could possibly be distracting you?
With a finger raised almost comically in the air, one floating light bulb short of looking like a caricature, Eddie shouted out.
“Unless! Unless… she’s really not as stupid as I thought. And… all this… is a clever ploy! Oh! Oh-ho-ho! That is… well, that’s frankly almost brilliant. I hate to admit it, but credit where credit is due, I suppose.”
He picked up his phone from where he had tossed it, laying on the polished marble surface of the sideboard he hated so much but refused to give up, as he’d been assured by the realtor that it was something a woman would appreciate. And of course “a handsome bachelor such as himself would definitely be looking to entice a woman”. He was glad that realtor was dead.
Gripping the soft velvet on the back of the sofa, he leapt over it, landing with a thud with his legs up on the cushions, head leaning back on the soft pillows as his red hair spread messily behind him. And he held his phone steadily in his hands, trying hard to exude confidence, even falsified, just to give himself something to cling to.
Behind him, the large, floor to ceiling windows gave view of the sunset, which was slowly stealing the remaining light from Gotham and sinking it once again into complete, dangerous darkness. And as that beautiful sight disappeared, wasted entirely on Eddie, he typed a quick message out, one that he felt sounded casual, despite it being agonised over in his hyperactive mind.
“Hey, you get my text? Maybe you missed it. Maybe you missed it on purpose. I’m on to you, baby ;)”
He paused for a moment, reading over the words on the screen with a twisted expression of disgust.
“Hm… maybe not baby… at least not yet.”
Deleting the final word, he read the text again. And then again. And then once more, before he decided to delete the whole thing. Throwing his phone to the floor with an exasperated grunt, he realised that you might have been watching his little ellipses, the telling dots that screamed “HERE COMES EDDIE! TYPING ANOTHER MESSAGE! LOOK HOW DESPERATE HE IS!”
Up until recently, everything had been going exactly his way. He’d scammed his bosses, embezzled expertly from the company that owed him everything and had until that point given him nothing, and bought himself a luxurious and ridiculous apartment that he had wild dreams of turning into a bachelor pad, with endless parties that revitalised every night with new guests and new drinks and new experiences. Money hadn’t quite been enough to buy him the necessary friends or women, however. Although, when he thought about it, technically his money had bought him the company of several pleasant enough women. But it felt like an offence to him that he had to pay for their services, to beg, essentially, for their affections, and then had to add on an extra few if he wanted to have them pretend to listen to him as he talked to them. By his calculations, women should have been falling for him. They should have been paying him for the opportunity to be talked at. He was Edward Nygma! He was intelligent, he was handsome, and now, he was wealthy.
Realistically, there was an obvious solution here. And an easy one at that. He could go out, flash some cash, and find the first suitably pretty girl who reacted positively to his shtick or his flaunted wealth and take her home. But that routine had gotten old, it felt like those cheap sudoku puzzle books you could buy at the corner store. Easy, too easy. Though he might be loathe to admit that to anyone, given that he felt it was part of his reputation, his lore, his borderline misogynistic use of woman as a status symbol as an essential aspect of his character by this point. In his illusions of grandeur, and his misinformed concept that everyone knew who he was, he felt like everyone knew that about him, this staple of his personality, especially the girls at the clubs he frequented when his loneliness became intolerable. What Eddie wanted in a woman reflected his desires for the entirety of Gotham, and eventually the world. He wanted immediate adoration with nothing in return. An endless willingness to please him. And key, above all: subservience. Complete and utter subservience.
So why was he all of the sudden chasing someone who refused to give him the time of day? Who couldn’t even reply to a text with due diligence? He mused out loud, pondering this interesting conundrum, before he spoke his assumed answer.
“The… challenge? Maybe?”
As he spoke the answer to his empty apartment, he realised the confusion within him. One part of him knew the answer, the other too stubborn to learn it or accept it. He supposed it was the right answer though. It made sense, after all. Everything had been too easy lately. Very little ever posed a threat or a challenge to him anymore. And life had, unfortunately, become boring. Perhaps the fact that his plans and dreams were falling into his lap made him question whether or not he was actually achieving anything. This one act, going against the grain, against everything that he was, and wanted, to his core, felt like the first time he had actually engage his brain in something. And that was good practice, because sure enough, when his greater plans were in motion, he would have to be well-versed in thinking on his feet. Especially if he wanted to outwit the GCPD and his future, pointy-eared nemesis.
And of course, besides all of that, he was Edward Nygma. There wasn’t a puzzle he couldn’t solve, no challenge he couldn’t eventually meet. The last thing he was going to do was let some ungrateful woman get him down. No way. Even if it took all of his determination and might, and every ounce of his brain power, which as previously concluded was not really up to much else at the moment, he would have you.
With a renewed, and somewhat misplaced, sense of confidence in his abilities, something he found hard to admit had even been diminished in the first place by your ridiculous behaviour, Eddie typed a simple message. Admiring it before sending it as though it were a piece of minimalistic art. A masterpiece. One to be looked on by the ages.
“Hey.”
That was enough. And quite frankly, it was all you deserved right now after your negligence and rude behaviour. He would let you come running to him. Let you get intrigued by his casual interest. You could – no – you would come to him. As he sat, grinning smugly at his self-congratulatory pride, his phone pinged. The small chime was enough to make him jump, his heart thumping as it missed a beat, a strange sense of arousal that surged through him at the mere suggestion of you paying a tiny iota of attention to him. And as he picked up his phone, he muttered to himself.
“A response already! See, Nygma, you know what you’re doing.”
Looking at the screen of his phone, his grin was immediately forced down by the immense emotional gravity into a large, comical frown, his brows scowling as he read the brief message you had decided to grace him with.
“What do you want?”
Seething, and through gritted teeth, Edward hissed into the empty apartment.
“Oh, you little…”
He managed o stop himself before he said something even he might have regretted. But still, enraged by your lack of interesting and your crude wording, Eddie felt his fingers tense around his phone painfully. Any more pressure, or strength in his slender body, and he may have cracked the device in half. Relaxing his digits, he typed a quick message in response, pleased with himself, but still deeply upset with yours. If that’s how you wanted to play it, then you could get ready to be met with a formidable opponent.
“Sorry, might be the wrong number. I have two girls’ numbers in my phone right now without names yet… which one are you?”
That would show you. False competition for his attention might engage you better. If you thought there was even the most slender, most remote chance, that you might not get to be with him, then it might encourage you to a little bit more receptive. Or at least, slightly more polite. But your response, coming incredibly quick, only served to snuff out that idea.
“I’m the one you should delete and block.”
“Fuck!”
Eddie tossed the phone once more, letting it land with a thud on the soft carpet on the floor as he rolled over on the sofa, burying his head in the cushions and letting out a variety of grunts and groans, though mostly mewling and pathetic whimpers. After a suitable amount of time spent feeling sorry for himself, and trying to convince his own ego that the backfiring of that particular approach was down to your difficult personality, he rolled back over. Staring blankly at the ceiling, he tugged nervously at his hair again as he tried to reason with the silence.
“Come on, Nygma. Solve the puzzle. She’s a Rubik’s cube, and you need to get your fingers all over her, twist her the right way until she makes sense.”
With an exasperated sigh, he reached to the floor and picked up his phone. There was a chance, he thought, that being himself might, for the first time ever, work when dealing with a woman. After all, it was foolish to keep trying the same methods and approaches, madness to think it might yield different results. Something completely different, something out of left field. A shock factor. It might just be the thing to loosen you up.
“Perhaps…”
Delighting in the idea that perhaps he was the solution to the puzzle after all, he typed out a new message. Very flirty, very cheeky, and typically Eddie all over.
“Oh! It’s you. I’d recognise that attitude anywhere. Spicy. Off-putting. I won’t be deleting you, so what do you want your name to be in my contacts? Would ‘babe’ do?”
You were typing already. Hook, line and sinker. He had you, and even if you were only replying in order to tell him off, at least you were communicating with him. It was better than nothing. And it meant he might have another chance before you decided to block him.
“Absolutely not.”
“Ok then. What about ‘cutie’?”
“If you think ‘cutie’ suits me, then I think you still have my identity mistake.”
“Ok, fine then. If we’re going for descriptive accuracy, how would ‘Stone Cold Bitch From Hell’ suit you?”
The back and forth stopped. There was no immediate response from you, and panic began to settle in Eddie’s chest. If this backfired, it would take a lot to come back from it, effort he wasn’t sure he was ready to put into even a committed relationship let alone a hook-up with someone he barely knew. Even he might not be able to rescue this situation from the hole he had dug for it. Maybe, he should have clarified it was a joke. Text you back immediately with a smile and a laughing emoji. After all, not everyone was as intelligent as he was, and the nuances of his humour did often go unrecognised or misconstrued, through no fault of his own obviously.
When his phone finally pinged, Eddie held his breath as he looked at the screen, his skin dimpling and his hairs standing on edge as he waited for the disastrous consequences of his actions to rear their ugly head.
“Actually, that one kind of suits me. Maybe you’re a bit more perceptive than I thought you were. And don’t get excited, because that really isn’t saying a lot.”
With a smug grin washing over his face, Eddie elected not to respond any further than sending you one solitary winking face. That would do, for now. He had to take it slowly, even still. Weeks of pandering to you, of trying to be someone else. And now, finally, he found out that you were one of the rare few who responded positively to his true self. A woman of refined taste, it seemed. But he was still wary, cautious.
As he got himself ready for bed, he thought back on how much time he had wasted so far on you, trying to convince you that he was perfect for you from behind a façade that you clearly had no interest in. He’d learnt the lesson, yet again, the hard way. Be himself.
“Be yourself, Eddie. That’s how you’ve won everything you have so far in life. Who can resist your charms? I mean, come on!”
He grinned wide into the mirror above the sink, shooting himself a quick wink, sly smile spreading further. He brushed his teeth quickly, spitting into the basin before focusing his attentions back on his reflection, picking at his teeth and combing back his hair before stopping to pose in front of the mirror. He flexed his almost non-existent muscles, self-obsession and illusions of grandeur once again assuring him he had the body of an Adonis, and then he laughed.
“I am genuinely almost jealous of her. She gets to be with this! Hoe wonderful for her. I truly am a gift.”
Thoroughly enamoured with himself, he took his self-satisfaction and headed to his bed to celebrate it in the disgustingly lewd way only he could. And, surprisingly, beyond the thoughts of how wonderful he was, he was thinking of you as he congratulated himself over, and over again.
And he was still thinking of you in the morning when he woke up. It had been a long time, concerningly so, since someone other than himself, or that ridiculous vigilante with his tight-fitting costume and penchant for leather, had been able to steal the focus of his attention. The excitement at the novelty of the situation had him giddy as he got out of bed. Purposefully ignoring the pull of desire to check his phone for any notifications, he opted to primp and preen first. The longer he held off checking, the longer he could live in ignorant bliss of the true, and potentially heartbreaking, outcome.
“Schrödinger’s booty call…”
He winced at his own joke, the thought of it distressing him. What if that’s all he could get out of you, in the end, after all of this?
“OK, but do I really want more?”
Yes was the answer to that, although his empty apartment could hardly scream that back at him. This was beyond a quickie, a one-night stand with someone he found physically enticing. He had deeper feelings for you, maybe only slightly underneath his callous and crude surface. But they were definitely there. What they might amount to in the future even he couldn’t be sure of yet. But all he knew was that once with you would not be enough. Not for the trouble he considered himself having gone through for you.
Finally dressed and smothered in his obnoxious cologne, Eddie turned his attentions back to his bedroom as he left the ensuite to find out whether he had a reason to live this morning. And if you hadn’t replied, his plans to destroy Gotham would be enacted far sooner, spurred on by your cruelty.
Luckily, however, for the citizens of Gotham and Eddies own ego, given that with so little preparation he was sure to fall flat on his face if he commenced his grand scheme so early, he had one message and it was from you.
“Nygma. That’s right, consider yourself lucky that I remembered your name. You’re good with computers, yes? I seem to recall you bragging about it.”
“Ha ha! I’ve got you now!”
A typical ploy! How many times had he asked for help from someone, which he never needed given he was the smartest and most competent person who had ever lived, just to get closer to them or to spend time with them? Far too many for him to count. He was very aware of what you were trying to do. And he was more than happy to play ignorant, to play along and give you what you so clearly wanted.
On the edge of his seat, quite literally he realised as he shuffled back into the centre of his bed, his fingers tapped quickly, furiously, as he replied to your message.
“Obviously, of course I am. It’s kind of my thing. Although, you obviously knew that.”
Was he too smug? Maybe… But you clearly liked him. It was impossible for you to deny it now. It was only a matter of time before he lured you into his web and kept you there… willingly of course… unless…
Eddie’s more villainous daydream was cut short, thankfully, by the slight vibration of his phone against his palm, a tingle sent through him like an electric shock as he took a breath and looked to his screen, or looked to his future.
“Great. Is this guy any good? I need someone to fix my laptop and he looks competent.”
Attached to your words was a screenshot of some less man, the Computer King he was calling himself, who was offering extortionate prices for no doubt shoddy, subpar work, regardless of what it was that you needed.
Were you joking? He couldn’t be sure. It could be an effort to make him jealous, retaliation for his own efforts the night before. It felt as though you were goading him into offering himself up on a platter, detailing his skills and positive attributes like you were interviewing him for the job of “gracious boyfriend”. And that just wouldn’t stand, not even…
“It would stand though. Only for her. But still, irritatingly so…”
Laying back in his bed with a soft thump, he clutched the phone to his chest, reminiscent of how he had been the night before, and so many other moments leading up to this one. You were in his head, and he could feel you slipping into every other facet of his being. But still, he was slightly pissed off with your constant back and forth, your cold attitude, flaunting the concept of communication in front of him and then snatching it away cruelly with the suggestion that you’d be giving it to some other, lesser, man.
Fed up, and already annoyed at this early hour, he typed a droll message.
“Yep. He’d be good enough for you, anyway.”
With a falsified grin that faded into a genuinely emotional frown, he placed his phone down and went to the kitchen to grab some coffee. He managed to convince himself he’d done the right thing. Pretending to be proud of himself, he sipped slowly, a dramatic “ah” at the end of each slurp as he continued the farce. Who he was performing to, he wasn’t even sure himself. But given that he spent most of his time in solitary isolation, self-congratulatory arrogance with the aim of tricking himself into feeling comfortable was the least strange thing he did alone.
When he realised he hadn’t heard his phone chime, though, he began to feel tense and nervous. He was fidgeting, tapping the edge of his coffee mug with his fingers, shaking his leg, his foot bouncing on the ledge of the breakfast bar. One moment of, albeit in his mind rightfully placed, anger, and he’d undone his weeks of hard work.
“Idiot, idiot, idiot.”
In a rare moment of self-reflection that bordered on a breakthrough, Eddie considered his life as a whole, and how many things had actually gone right for him. The years of slaving away at a job that didn’t respect or value him, his tortuous formative years filled with bullying and excommunication from every social group he had tried to enter, his lack of luck in social situations with anyone he dared to interact with, his formidable and deeply unloving parents. The possible, but likely inevitable, end to his great schemes when the vigilante of Gotham decided to crack down on him. Surely, all of these amounted to an understanding that Eddie might just not be lucky, or made for good fortune. Or, could it be that Eddie was the problem? That he was the common denominator in all of the unfortunate things in his life?
It was a self-hating thread that he rarely pulled, for fear that his entire existence would become unravelled. But then, a glimmer of hope as he heard the chime, finally.
Tripping over himself in a bid to reach the phone as quickly as possible, he read the message wide-eyed and hopefully.
“I don’t want to regret this, Eddie. You seem to not understand. If I get another guy to look at my laptop for me, then I can meet you for a coffee while he works on it. You seem like you might be adequate entertainment for an hour. And besides, I feel like hating myself today. So?”
Eddie’s wide smirk pressed into his cheeks as he sighed dreamily. With any luck, you’d be willing to commit to hating yourself every day if he could just make sure this date went well. And since he had already managed to get this far with you, he assumed his natural charms would see him the rest of the way.
Capullo!Riddler x GN!Reader, word count: 1k
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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: non-consensual nudity from eddie but is that really a negative? plus some suggestive stuff
Usually, the end of the day was your favourite time in the studio. There was something soothing about tidying up and cleaning things away. It provided that sense of completion, even if you hadn’t manage to get very far in any pieces through the hours you’d spent there. So it was more irritating than anything else when you were suddenly interrupted as you washed your brushes in the sink. You could smell the overly fragrant cologne before you could feel the hand over your mouth, feel the warmth of the breath before the words were whispered into your ear.
“Ok… don’t do anything stupid… because we know how this goes… just, turn around slowly and I might uncover your mouth, ok?”
You nodded, rolling your eyes as you placed the voice. Nothing surprised you much in Gotham anymore, and very little scared you. But there was one thing that you found annoying, more than anything else, and now you were face to face with it.
“Edward Nygma, The Riddler, but of course, you know who I am.”
He flashed a grin and let go of your mouth.
“Yep. Very aware of you.”
“Oh, a fan, hm?”
He raised his eyebrows a few times, smiling at you with a lewd grin.
“Hardly. How did you get in here?”
“I’m The Riddler, idiot. That’s what you’re wondering? Not why I’m here, or what I might do to you?”
He winked and you felt your eyes roll again. Everything about him bothered you, and to be perfectly honest you would rather he killed you or knocked you out to steal whatever he might need, anything to stop him from talking.
“Ok, fine. Enlighten me.”
“Well, you never replied to my email enquiry. So I thought I’d stop by in person.”
“Oh! Yes! I remember that…”
A few weeks ago, you had received a curious email regarding the potential for you to capture the likeness of him in a portrait. You had initially thought it might be a scam, or a prank, but the ludicrous amount of compliments regarding his own features, and the horribly self-indulgent signature which was filled with riddles and more compliments, assured you that it might be genuine. And of course, if it was, you wanted nothing to do with it.
“So you did read it. And you chose not to respond to me?”
“Yep. Don’t get told ‘no’ often, huh?”
“Not by anyone that matters. And ordinarily, you definitely wouldn’t matter. But… your art is… different. Better. I like it. And I really, really want you to paint me.”
You shook your head silently, but he kept pleading.
“Come on! I can make it worth your while. Very worth your while.”
“I doubt that very much.”
Ignoring the suggestive grin on his face, you chose to take a look down his body, letting your gaze linger on his crotch as you served your cutting response.
“Ouch. But I was actually thinking monetarily, for once.”
Taking a quick look around the studio, you considered what a little bit of extra cashflow could do for you. New paints, new materials, restock the cabinets. Maybe add a skylight if he was feeling extra generous.
“Ok… fine. I’ll paint your portrait. Let me get my things set up and we can bash this out as quickly as possible.”
“That’s usually how I operate.”
Scoffing at him, you turned to grab your supplies, some brushes, a canvas, some paints, and when you returned your gaze to Edward Nygma, you found him shirtless and removing his pants.
“Hey! What are you doing?”
“Uh… duh?”
He spread his arms out to the side, displaying his undressed form to you as his pants slid down his waist, leaving him in just his underwear.
“You’re gonna paint me nude.”
“I am?”
He threw his head back, sighing in exasperation.
“It really is me looking at my best, and I’m sure you’ll agree once you’ve seen me in all of my glory.”
You covered your eyes with your hand and turned your head slightly as Eddie removed his underwear, but you stole a quick glance at him before he told you to open your eyes. Facing him completely, you blinked a few times to adjust to the view.
“Well… see anything you like?”
Annoyingly, you did. He was slim, not toned, with a soft patch of red chest hair, and another patch of the same bright hue around his flaccid cock. And as he grinned, the self-satisfied smirk that usually irritated you, you found yourself blushing slightly.
“Let’s just get started now, come on.”
“Ah, ah, ah! Not quite yet, still got one more thing to do.”
He reached down to his cock, gripping it in his hand, and began to stroke it.
“Woah! Hey! What are you doing?”
“Well, I’m not going to have a portrait painted where I’m not looking my best or biggest.”
“Oh my god.”
“I’ll just be a second. Maybe you could… help me out?”
You let out an incredulous laugh, and he shrugged his shoulders.
“Suit yourself then.”
It was hard to take your eyes off of him as he stroked his cock, and you could see in your peripheral that he was staring intently back at you. Eventually though, the pleasure had taken precedent, and his eyes were closing as he let his mouth fall open. Soft sighs spilled out as his hand moved up and down his swiftly growing length quicker. You could tell he was reaching climax, which definitely wasn’t the point of this at all. And you knew, unfortunately, you should step in to prevent this from going any further.
“Ok… are you ready to start now, Mister Nygma?”
“Sure am, and I’m ready for some other things too.”
With another wink, he looked down to his cock, smiling back at you, a hopeful tone to his words. If he kept this up, you’d be here a lot longer than it would take you just to finish the painting.
12 Days of Kinkmas • Day 5: Bondage - ZY!Riddler x GN!Reader
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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: bondage, restraints, sub/dom dynamics, teasing, potential cw for noncon as eddie doesn't want to be tied up, and so his erection could be considered unwanted, also i let this asshole get away with murder so it's his turn to be dominated >:3
"And here I was thinking I'd be getting nothing but a lump of coal from the big guy this year, what with all of the terrible, horrible things I've done to you."
You smiled, humming in amusement as you stalked over to where Edward stood on his tiptoes.
"But here you are, all tied up like a pretty little gift, and I'm sure you're for me. I can't think who else would be deserving of such a handsome, helpless little present."
You walked your fingers up Edward's body, grazing over the patch of red hair on his chest and ending your sentence by dabbing the end of his sweet, upturned nose. He furrowed his brows and bared his teeth, squirming against the restraints and shaking his head to get away from your touch. Exasperated, he let his body thump back against the wall, looking up at you from below his eyebrows.
"I'm not helpless, it's hardly an equal fight. Although you would have to have me chained up and flustered to get the better of me."
"Oh, so you admit you're flustered?"
You smiled, trying to conceal how pleased you were with yourself, but it was a futile effort, and Eddie's blushing cheeks only served to encourage your glee.
"There's no point in trying to fight it, Eddie. You're just a little gift, from me to me. I'm getting into the festive spirit though, and perhaps unwrapping you a little bit early might be something I could consider."
Your fingers trailed down his soft stomach, stopping at the unruly mess of deep red pubic hair, watching his body jerking and tensing at the touch. Biting your lip, you moaned softly, fingers dropping lower, the tips reaching the base of his cock, feeling it twitch as it began to stiffen with your teasing.
"I swear, the longer you leave me tied up like this, the worse my retaliation is going to be."
"Don't you like being tied up, Eddie? Getting teased? Feeling helpless to the whims of my desires?"
Pressing your body to his, you spoke the words softly into his ear, letting your lips make contact with his skin, feeling him shiver, his skin prickling with the heat of his desperation, as much as he tried to hide it.
"No. I don't."
With a firm grip, you pressed your palm onto the bulge at the front of the underwear you had graciously let him keep on, fingers pressing hard into him.
"How strange... seems like you might actually be enjoying it a little bit, Eddie... or a lot, even. No?"
He averted his gaze, looking at the floor for a moment before you heard him mumble something under his breath. Placing a finger under his chin, you lifted his head up, letting his eyes meet yours, sparkling and wide.
"What did you say, Eddie?"
He snarled at you, before realising how ineffectual it was, and with a pout, he answered.
"I said... maybe I'm into this... a little bit more than I want anyone to know."
You gripped his chin and shook his head softly before removing your hand to pat his head.
"Don't worry, Eddie. You're my gift. I'm not one to share."
could I request Capullo riddler getting rimmed and fingered by a femdom reader? 👉👈 obsessed with the idea of pegging him admittedly but having him ride someone’s tongue/fingers sounds,,,,, fun :)
Devour You Whole
Capullo!Riddler x Fem!Reader, word count: 650
hi can i just say. i love you, your brain is huge, and this was FUCKIN DELICIOUS to imagine (also do you know how long i wrestled with which word to use for... yeah hkjhasd) 🩷💚
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"Ah-ah, ah, ah... aaaah... shit, that stings."
You relieved some of the pressure, pulling your nails from the skin of his thighs, but kept your fingers pressed to them, holding him in position, spreading him apart. You preferred to have a good view of the delicacy before you, and you liked him to be stretched wide open, submissive and vulnerable.
"Now, now, Eddie. There's no need to swear. Be a good boy and apologise."
You could almost hear his stubborn frown, even if you couldn't see it. That was part of the joy for him though, and you. Watching the God-Complex of Edward Nygma be torn down as he obeyed his mistress, but not without a little bit of pushback. Typical behaviour from someone who embodied the term 'brat'.
"So-HO-ORRY!"
The last vowel was elongated, stretched out to a gasping whimper as you dove back between his cheeks, your tongue lapping at his entrance, pointed, firm and pressing in and out. Pulling back once more, you licked your lips as you took in the view. His dark, almost auburn hair around his cheeks and his sweet, puckered hole was matted in various swirls, coated in your saliva. Each movement he made, each tensing of his body as he waited for you to start again had him gaping, only slightly.
Watching him tremble at the touch, you circled your finger around his hole, pressing flat against his puckering, desperate opening. You leaned in closer, the heat, the slightly dirty scent, the taste of him lingering on your tongue, all of it making you lightheaded almost. Your own arousal growing, clit throbbing, lips thick and swollen, coated in your slick as you found yourself grinding in the air.
With one finger, delicate but still commanding, you opened him up slightly, one knuckle deep as he hissed, back arching, fingers in a white knuckle grip on the sheets he lay on. Before you knew it, he was lowering himself, pushing his hips down, another knuckle disappearing inside of him, warm, sweating, sticky and very welcoming.
He noticed,at some point, that he was pushing himself down on your finger, sliding back up gently, slowly, fucking himself with you. That wouldn't do, not for Eddie, even when he was supposed to be under your control and behaving like a good, obedient, boy.
"B-back to... your tongue..."
Moving your head back from him, you sat in silent, expectantly. And eventually he picked up on the cue.
"Use your tongue, please."
He almost spat the word, and you considered punishing him for the attitude, but it was better than he usually was, and you were desperate to get back to the task at hand. So you buried your nose between the apex of his cheeks, laying your tongue flat against him and noting the wrinkled texture of his hole, the little hairs against your lips as you closed around him, sucking and lapping at him as he whined.
Taking a quick glance, you saw he had wrapped one hand around his cock, stroking it hard and swift, the motion causing his balls to tap against your forehead. He was close, you could tell. THe way he bucked his hips, rolling them forward as he forced himself down onto your tongue, controlling you, even though you were the one with the power.
His free hand fumbled for your hair, trying to get a grip on you, but you leant the opposite way, refusing to let him get any kind of leverage over you. He mumbled past deep,heavy breaths, something rude and derogatory.
"You little bitch."
When you laughed, vibrating against him, he apologised immediately. He was so close, enough that he knew it would be a foolish move to disobey you, to have you stop right at the point of climax. He was learning. But still not smart enough to realise that you were willing to anything for a chance to devour him.
Capullo!Riddler x GN!Reader, word count: 2k
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minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: pet play, sub/dom dynamics
From outside in the hall, you could hear Edward’s frustrated grunting. It was no way to conduct a business call, and you doubted very much that things were going his way. He could get away with a lot, but even the powerful needed to schmooze. At least before they ruled the world. And Edward wasn’t quite there yet, though he was hurtling towards levels of domination that were almost comical, if they weren’t attributable to someone as threatening and deranged as you knew he could be. Give it a month or so, and you were sure his plan would be complete. And then you’d have him all to yourself again.
A loud thud signalled the end of the call, Eddie’s hands slammed down onto the desk in resignation and disappointment in whatever poor soul’s services he was attempting to render. You were quick to attention, ready to take your place by his side at the desk, but not quick enough that he wasn’t yelling for you, impatient as ever.
“And where is my precious little pet?”
Stepping through the door, shuffling, more accurately, you sheepishly made your way to him, eyes deigning to gaze up through your eyelashes at him, wide and pleading, the way he liked you. And when you were close enough to him, he reached his hand out cupping your chin, placing pressure on it with his fingers and thumb and gently shaking your head. You tilted your head back, allowing him to let his fingers drift to your chin, tilting it up and tickling under it as he cooed at you. But, true as ever to his slight distancing of you from any emotional depth, he let your head fall with a sharp slump as he withdrew his hand. Tenting his fingers in front of him, he tutted as you stood still, soft pout on your lips, confused at his sudden withdrawal of affection.
“Oh, don’t pout my sweet, little thing. You know why I did that.”
Tilting your head, you offered him a quizzical stare, opening your mouth only slightly, about to ask him to clarify before realising that he would surely enjoy the opportunity to over explain things to you in his own time. And, leaning back in his chair, he offered you a hint.
“Adorable, sure. But you’re the worst fucking therapy animal I’ve ever had. I know your job title says ‘Assistant’ but you and I both know exactly how I need your assistance.”
Suddenly very aware of his exact desires, you let yourself fall gracefully to your knees at his feet. Edward hunched over, his elbows resting on his thighs, hands clasped with his chin atop them.
“Very good! Now can you speak for me?”
“Yes, Eddie. Yes, sir.”
His smile was wide, appreciation tinged with cruel mischief as he leaned ever further forward, his face in yours, close enough that you could smell his cologne, the coffee on his breath, the product that kept his hair slicked back.
“What a good trick. Let’s see if you know any others, shall we?”
Nodding slowly, your eyes widened, a sparkle of excitement lighting them up as you waited obligingly for his command.
“Beg for me, little pet. Beg for me to reward you.”
Placing your hands on the ground, you lowered yourself to the floor, chest flush with it as you lifted your head to gaze at him.
“Please, Eddie.”
He balanced your chin on the side of his crooked finger.
“Nope. Try again. That was absolutely pathetic.”
He spat the word with such vitriol that droplets of his saliva flecked your cheeks, which blushed instantly. Raising yourself up again, you straightened your back, puffed out your chest, clasped your hands in front of you, and licked at your lips before parting them for your pleading words.
“Please, sir. I’m desperate for you. I want to show you how good I am. I want you to give me what you think I deserve.”
Eddie let his fingers spread through your hair on either side of your temples, brushing stray strands behind your ears before cupping your cheeks and pressing them tight. He smiled at the pout he had forced your mouth into, placing a soft kiss against it and resting his head gently on your forehead as he whispered his next command.
“Bend over the desk.”
As soon as you had positioned yourself, you could feel Eddie behind you. His palms gripped at your hips as he thudded into you, the bulge at the front of his pants so obvious now that it was pressed tight to your ass cheeks. He stayed there, grinding against you as he moaned, infuriated at the limitations he had placed on himself, dry humping you to drive himself crazy.
He slid his hand up your spine, lifting your shirt slightly as he went, and let it settle on your scalp, his fingers tugging at your hair, pulling you up, causing your back to arch as he slammed his abdomen into your rear. He was making himself crazy, desperate. A slight wet patch formed on the front of his trousers, the fabric turning a dark green from the precum that oozed excitedly from his thick and twitching cock. From his lips, a small pool of drool collected and dribbled from the corner as he tried to remember your taste on his tongue, how he felt when he was inside of you.
It was becoming too much. If he didn’t stop now, he’d be cumming in his pants and not in you, and what a waste that would be. So, with a rough shove, he let you fall back to the table, slowing his grinding to a halt before he turned his attention to your ass. A sharp crack rang out as his palm made contact with your cheek, still clothed, but the pain seared through anyway. A delightful sting that made you bite your lip, still whining even though you were trying to stifle the sounds.
He followed in succession with four more spanks, each one followed by his gentle cooing as he reassured you that this was part of your reward and not a punishment.
“You’re far too well-behaved to be punished, hm?”
When he realised that you were nodding still, despite your position and despite how weak you were with arousal, he grabbed your hips and pulled you to him once more, raising his hands to your chest and standing you up. Once he had turned you around to face him, he winked at you, relishing in the way you blushed at the small gesture.
“I want more. I need more.”
Eddie snapped his fingers, the digits following through the motion to point to the floor. Obedient, excited, you fell to your knees and whimpered with excitement as he joined you. Pressing a surprisingly tender kiss to your lips, you could feel his hands around your back, laying you down flat on the floor. Following the sides of your body, he brought his fingers to the front of your pants, pulling at them as you rushed to help remove them from you. Laying there, exposed in front of him, you watched as he inspected you, parting your legs slightly to get a better look at your hole, licking his lips as you throbbed in pleasure, pulsing as you waited for his touch.
Still kneeling, he unzipped the front of his chartreuse pants and freed his cock, palming at it and letting it bounce before he spat on his hand and lubed himself up. He popped two fingers into his mouth, letting his tongue swirl over them, coating them in his saliva, before he pressed them to your entrance, collecting your own slick and soaking you completely. Warm, wet and ready for him, he pushed his tip to you and entered you, his breath hissing in pleasure as you scratched for purchase on the carpet below you. After a few minutes of pumping steadily, his forehead was sweating and his hair messy as he leant over you, rutting against you and into you.
“Can you lift your legs for me? I want to get deeper.”
He grinned wide as he stared at you, doing exactly as you were told. Bent in half, spread open wide for him.
“That’s my good pet.”
You lay there, back pressed flat against the floor, as Eddie knelt on either side of your rear. His knees helped keep your thighs in place, his hands and fingers pressed into them tight enough to create small red dents. Stretched to your limits, you held your legs up and folded, your own hands under your knees to assist the position. And with his cock buried deeper inside of you than you thought possible, he began pumping once more. Each brutal shift, the pummelling your desperate cunt received, brought you closer and closer to your own orgasm, the arrival of which was only made sooner as Eddie let go of one of your thighs to run his fingers over you.
“Do you like it when I touch you? Tell me you like it.”
“I like it Eddie, I love it.”
With a finger and thumb on either side of the protruding, sensitive member, he rubbed his digits up and down, jerking you until you were shuddering under him and begging him for more through your wailing and panting.
“Good pet, not long now. Keep moaning for me.”
It was impossible not to, the way he filled you up completely, stretching you out in the position you were in, held there by his brute force, his slender but powerful body balanced almost completely atop your own.
“I’m going to… fill you up… heh… with a little litter… would you like that?”
Biting your lip, all you could do was nod. No words would come. You were being fucked to the point of stupidity. Just an object for him to use at that moment.
“Of course… urgh… you would! Because you’re… mine… Whose pet are you?”
“Y-yours… Eddie…”
“Who… who do you… belong to?”
“You, Eddie… you!”
With a final push, Eddie buried his cock within you, holding himself there as he grunted, letting out a deep growl and an animalistic screech as he came. You could feel it, hot, thick, coating your insides. Long after you had felt the last spurt of his seed being deposited, he stayed there, making sure not a drop was wasted. And when he finally pulled out with a sloppy pop, you could feel his cum dribbling out over you as your body relaxed.
Eddie collapsed onto his back, taking a moment to allow both of you to catch your breath before he rolled you onto your side and curled in behind you. Taking you in his arms, he nuzzled his face into your neck. As true to himself as ever, though, his words were less than romantic, his praise tinted with eroticism, and punctuated by soft nibbles against your skin and lewd laps of his tongue.
“Such a good little pup for me. You always take me so well.”
His fingers followed the shape of your side as he lightly dragged them up and down, the tips of them just grazing over your skin, a sweet, tickling sensation that you could feel bolstering your arousal, building it up again like only he knew how. Preparing you for round two when he’d barely just finished with you.
“You’re very impressive, not as impressive as me, obviously, but close. Enough that you might bruise my ego if you’re not careful.”
He meant it, and the vague threat that came with it. But the way his hands held you on your front, fingers stroking up and down, you were soothed and comforted, rewarded for your efforts, for your good behaviour, and confident that you were far too much of a pleasure for him to ever get rid of you. After all, you were his pet.
