#the riddler x reader

[ladythedrunken]

i’m fucking everyone in gotham no one is safe around me.

[gothamslittlejester]

Batman's Rogue Gallery + Love Languages

Multi-characters x fem!reader | Harley Quinn, Scarecrow, The Joker, Two-Face, The Riddler

| fluff & some NSFW. MDNI, 18+

Harley Quinn: Acts of Service.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel always knew the importance of showing someone you were there for them, and how it could only be achieved by showing them through little actions every day. Harley Quinn is more than eager to show you such love.

She’ll make you coffee in the morning and bake you midnight sweet treats, just to see you smile. Do they taste good? Not at all, but you’d rather take a bullet than break it to her, especially when she looks up at you like that.

She wants to know about anything and everything that you love. She’ll put trackers in your purse so she can follow you around Gotham, taking note of all your favorite places and what things you like to buy, so she can buy them for you too. It’s not obsessive, she thinks. She just wants to know what you like so she can get them first; if that’s not love than what is?

She’ll devote entire evenings and nights for you. There’s rose petals on the floor leading up to the bed, with candles everywhere and a suggestive jazzy song play in the background. She’s taken care of all your troubles or any chores that needed to be done in your shared apartment, so you have absolutely nothing to worry about. Harley doesn’t expect anything in return; she just wants you to lay back, and let her make you feel good. Let her take care of everything.

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She has a few raunchy sex books she likes to read; you can hear her giggling over them at night. She puts sticky tabs on the positions that catch her eye, determined to scissor you in any position possible. She’s creative, flexible and owns a strap; trust, she will find a way.

It also goes without saying that she’s a huge munch. She will spend hours lost in your pussy, eager to make you orgasm again and again and again. She just wants to please her girlfriend, was that such a crime?

Scarecrow: Words of Affirmation.

Like with Harley, Dr. Jonathan Crane has a deep, psychological understanding of the mind, and just how necessary showing love to his partner can be. Verbal recognition for your efforts, soft praise when he sees you trying your best, adoring compliments to boost your confidence... it’s all a science when it comes down to it.

Just seeing how your pupils dilate every time he speak to you in encouragement gives him a rush like no other. You truly were wrapped around his finger, weren’t you? The way you act like a little teacher’s pet, hungry for his approval, how could he not shower you in praise?

He’ll take an academic approach to your love, and after a while of intently studying you, he has a full understanding of the emotional and psychological effects his words have on you. Jonathan is quick to remember which pet names and phrases really hit the nail on the head, enjoying the way you blush and stammer upon hearing them.

“I’m so proud of you.” Scarecrow tells you one evening when he notices you feeling particularly down, and just like that your bad mood is gone as quick as it came.

He’d save telling you he loves you for the privacy of your bedroom, where only you can hear, and only he can see the delicious way you react to it.

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He knows how important words of affirmation during sex is, how intimate and passionate it can be. He will absolutely whisper your favorite pet names into your ear as he slowly pumps his cock inside you, reveling in the sounds that come from your mouth in return. He knows just what to say to get you to your orgasm, and he doesn’t stop there. He compliments your body, the way you take his length so obediently, how good and sweet you are for him…

His doting words will only continue as you both come down from your high, making sure to tell you exactly what you need to hear during aftercare.

The Joker: Physical Touch.

Joker’s hands always find a way to be on your person. They can be possessive, playful or passionate… But they are on you.

The Joker is as unpredictable as they come, and while you can predict he’ll want to somehow be touching you, the how always comes as a surprise. He’ll pull you in his lap and tickle you until you’re crying with laughter, or playfully grope you in the middle of a bank heist. He’ll pass by you in the bathroom and pinch your butt, giggling as you squeal in indignation.

He’ll place his gloved hands against your throat-- a wordless reminder that he’s in charge where it really matters.

His love language is not one sided; he adores the way you touch him back. The ways it’s almost shy and cautious, like you weren’t sure if he’ll bite. The way you subconsciously lean into him when you want his protection, like how you squeeze his hand when walking through a dark alley, nuzzling closer to him as if it shielded you from danger. Forget biting-- he could just eat you up.

Love for him is foreign- something more akin to obsession- but if you do manage to get under his skin, best believe he will try to get under yours, one touch at a time.

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Marking you is a huge turn-on for your murderous clown, and he can and will get quite creative in the process. Bruises from hands that grip your hips too roughly when fucking you to tears, hickeys blossoming all over your throat and breasts. He goes all in, and he’ll laugh gleefully if you return the favor.

He always takes a more dominant role when sex is involved. Mostly it stems from the desire to be in charge, but also because there is something so exciting about how submissive and obedient you get for him when he acts like that. If he didn't know any better, he'd say you liked it.

Two-Face: Gift Giving. 

Fancy wine. Diamonds. A luxurious steak dinner. A trip to a nice hotel somewhere far and warm, somewhere that wasn’t Gotham. These were the things Harvey Dent would have offered you- lavished you with- before the incident. Before him. Nowadays, getting on a private jet and leaving the city just wasn’t so simple.

That isn’t to say that his eagerness to treating his woman to gifts and a good time completely goes away. Not at all; he just has to be more tactile with his approach. Less loud, but not necessarily at a lesser cost. They wouldn't embarrass you, or themselves, like that.

Harvey still buys you fancy jewelry made of only the most delicate stones; he just finds them on the black market as opposed to the mall (or steals them). He’ll still grab you a gorgeous bouquet of the prettiest roses; it would just have been at the expense of a florist held at gunpoint.

He puts extra care into remembering special events like your birthday or anniversary, and adores the way your eyes light up when you realize he’s bought you a mountain of expensive gifts. Perhaps it’s the way he was raised, but Harvey thinks a man should spoil his woman, especially one that’s been as loyal as you.

His girl deserves only the best, and that’s something even Two-Face can agree on.

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He loves fucking you in new lingerie; they both do. He’ll give you an unlimited budget to spend on frilly panties, lacey bras, those cute little garters, and constantly gift you new ones for you to wear for him. He also loves seeing the way a new pendant hangs between your breasts as you ride him, the diamonds sparkling every time you bounce on his cock.

If he’s feeling truly frisky, he’ll buy you sex toys and make you use them on yourself as he watches. God, he loves to watch.

The Riddler: Quality Time.

I mean, he feels most loved when you give him undivided and completely focused attention; so obviously you must feel the same way. Right? Right!

Eddie will come up behind you while you're engaged in whatever hobby has occupied your time, fully curious and ready to yap. What are you doing? Why do you do it? Are you having fun?

Not the biggest fan of parallel play, which is when both of you do your own thing in the same room, but not really talk. Don’t get him wrong, being next to each other while you both enrich your minds… can be nice! But it’s not nearly as nice as doing something together in mental proximation, not just physical. Besides, why would you ignore him to begin with?

To no-one's surprise, Riddler is a big fan of board games and trivia nights; no he’s not cheating-- he’s just that good.

He’ll always let you stay right next to him as he concocts his newest idea or fusses over the newest blueprint schematics; God, he’s such a good boyfriend. You are so lucky to have him, he thinks to himself.

Quality time really is everything to this man, so for your own sake show ample interest and make plenty of eye contact. He will get whiny and upset if you use your phone too much and don’t respond to his questions; do you hate him? Should he just die?

NSFW: He likes having you around to stroke his ego, among other things. He likes it when you tell him how good he is and how much you love his presence. Because of that, Eddie doesn’t think he could ever tire of you or your company, and that extends into the bedroom. If you look him in the eyes and tell him you need him- that you want to spend the next few hours wrapped around his body and completely at his mercy- his brain will short circuit.

He wants to be with you, before and after. He wants long foreplay, heavy kisses, and even heavier eye contact. Sex with him is never a quick endeavor, no, he’s much too selfish for that. He could spend hours inside you before finally being done, and then still want to warm his cock in you as you both fall asleep.

[arrowurboat]

when my favorite writers respond to my asks/reqs

[luvmailing]

leaving lipstick stains.

「 tws + notes: gn!reader, romantic relationship, unedited, potentially ooc (cut me a lil slack :,-] some of these are new character to me...), suggestive in some (pretty mild but mdni anyways plz!), fluff fluff FLUFF, reader wears some form of lip product, no gendered terms 」

↳ ft. lipstick stained luvbugz! <3

(aka edward nygma/the riddler, harleen quinzel/harley quinn, harvey dent/two-face, jervis tetch/mad hatter, oswald cobblepot/the penguin, pamela isley/poison ivy, roman sionis/black mask, waylon jones/killer croc ...and a surprise villain at the end?)

author's note: i missed writing stupid headcanons about nothingburger situations more than i care to admit. i wanted cute bullshit and i will get my cute bullshit... thank you to my beloved mutuals who recommended some characters for me to add! i had lotsa fun, even though some might be a bit shorter :,-] many apologies for that! + tag system is stupid and doesn't fit all of them. my bad.

𑣲⋆ EDWARD... thinks it's gross! you're not an idiot (kissing idiots is not a habit of his) so surely you know how much bacteria the human mouth harbours. seriously, get it off, get it off — hey why aren't you kissing him anymore?

"...get back here."

someone tell this brat that he can't have his cake and eat it too.

might compromise by carrying make up wipes on him at all times — for him and you. who's to say he isn't an attentive lover? he'll even fix up and reapply whatever lip combo you were wearing. insists he does a better job anyways.

the only time he'll keep the marks is when he's jealous. you might think that jealousy would be impossible for someone as self-obsessed as edward, but the minute he's feeling it, he'll practically demand you to give him kisses. this happens more often than expected.

"for tangible proof, of course," he'll reason, pulling you in with a smug grin. "give them some concrete evidence. they need to be reminded."

𑣲⋆ you can have waterproof, smudgeproof, life proof lip products — nothing will ever be HARLEY-proof. the most obnoxious, most exaggerated "MWAH" and it's over. do not expect it to be a brief kiss either. more often than not, she's leaning in fully open-mouthed, expecting a full blown makeout session.

"listen, i love you," you say, trying (and failing) to discourage a very enthusiastic and affectionate harley, "but we're in public." you're not ashamed of her, but her capacity for pda was something you'd never get used to. your face is burning just thinking of it. she frowns like you just told her you'd never kiss her ever again. "one! just one!"

it will never be "just one." which is fine — you can never find it in your heart to blame her.

it'd be impossible to count the times she does this, smearing your favourite shade all over your mouths. and she's always happy to match!

whenever you leave a lipstick stain, she never complains. wiping it off doesn't even seem to cross her mind. hell, she might even ask for a couple more. she just finds it cute, being able to have a little piece of you this way. cue more kisses!

𑣲⋆ press a kiss on both cheeks and HARVEY and HARV will be happy!

HARVEY really doesn't mind that much. of course, he tries to be somewhat professional as a crime lord and being intimidating is difficult when you're covered in evidence of a makeout session... so most of the time, he'll let the marks linger before politely taking them off.

"sorry, sweetheart. i've got some stuff to take care of."

he still is appreciative. you can give him more once it's all over, promise.

...however, HARV is the one who wants them everywhere. he truly doesn't care — he loves you. that's that.

anyways, intimidation isn't exactly an issue for him. he's found that most people seem to act just fine while staring down the barrel of a .22 caliber pistol. so go ahead, love on him as much as you want.

𑣲⋆ JERVIS, as he so frequently insists, is a GENTLEMAN!!! and while, yes, he adores every single part of you, getting lipstick on him and keeping it there does seem rather improper, don't you agree? this guy mind controls people. this CAN'T be the fucking line.

he'll be overly apologetic if he ends up smearing your lipstick. in less private settings, he might even stick to kissing your hands and cheeks when you're wearing any sort of pigmented product on your lips.

will get flustered if you insist it's fine anyways. it's adorable how quickly he caves to what you want. you barely even have to ask.

and if you want to leave lipstick stains on him? jervis is dead. he's dead. he's passed out, his soul has left his body — can't blame him for being in love!

"...are — are you alright?" you ask, stifling a laugh. jervis is absolutely, positively dazed, stuttering and stammering incoherently. when you cup his face in your hands, cheeks reddened and covered in the little lipstick stains left by your flurry of affection, you notice how warm he's gotten. "p — perfectly fine! never better, dearest! not a complaint in the world, not from me, not at all—" he's already leaning in for more.

𑣲⋆ OSWALD doesn't exactly know what to make of it at first, but he's proud to recieve any sort of affection from you. he lives for having you hanging off his arm, so naturally he'll want other ways to show you off.

he ends up very, very into it. in fact, try every lip product you want. oswald will happily take time out of his busy schedule to help you test which ones actually last. gotta make sure you get one that's good quality and everything, no?

you discover eventually that pressing a kiss to the tip of his nose will make him melt. it's the quickest way to calm him down, win an argument, or get what you want — so be responsible with your power.

𑣲⋆ IVY is much more interested in leaving kisses all over you, if anything. non-lethal, normal lipsticks which will not kill or hypnotize you. this sort of results in your lip colours blending together after the two of you make out. very cute.

"i'm almost jealous. you're wearing it better than i do, sweet pea."

and while yes, she's willing to kiss you anywhere, she especially likes wrapping her arms around you from behind and trailing kisses down your jaw and neck. chuckles when you squirm and tightens her grasp in response.

"be good and hold still," she says, her voice soft and low in your ear. when you relax, stilling as requested, she rewards you with a gentle squeeze of your waist and a few more kisses along your shoulder.

it looks like ivy doesn't need mind control to have you wrapped around her finger.

𑣲⋆ ROMAN is a NASTY motherfucker. he prefers opportunist. if you want to kiss up on him, he'll definitely give you the chance — he'll pull you into his lap and everything — but he wants something a bit more.

"liiittle lower, sweetheart." "what." "head out the gutter, doll. the shirt collar."

not like he's not down for that. but if you wanna leave your mark, you're more than welcome. the shade does compliment his suit nicely, don't you agree? having a lipstick stain or two around his collar is a nice statement for watching eyes. roman sionis is possessive — but he likes being yours just as much as he likes having you. this is just one of the many ways he shows it.

𑣲⋆ being outwardly affectionate with WAYLON makes him feel happiness that he thought he'd never know. when a kiss is pressed against his scaled skin, leaving a little stain of your favourite shade… well, he's definitely in no rush to wipe them off.

might even complain if you try to get rid of it for him. (gently) swats your hand away and everything.

it's less about the kiss mark itself and more about the idea that somebody loves him to the point of smothering him in affection — much more, in a way that shows the world "this one's mine." he is a GONER!!!!

waylon also happens to be a bit of an affectionate biter. nothing that'll hurt you bad and nothing you don't want, but little playful nips between kisses are to be expected as he peppers you with them. let him return the favour.

𑣲⋆ the minute your lips make contact with SNOWFLAME's skin he gives you a contact high. have fun with that one.

@heartfluttered here's ur tag :3 happy reading, riddler enthusiast.

[mrskarma]

how it feels trying to write for ANY version of Riddler when you're the fucking dumbest bitch on planet earth

im fucking looking up riddles on Reddit

somebody save me PLEASEE

[bigfatbimbo]

give me everything you've got on the riddler! please

dating the riddler 𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

warnings — SFW and NSFW , just headcanons, Edward Nygma being a dick

a/n — I want him so bad unfortunately.

SFW 𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚

So… high maintenance is certainly a way of putting it.

If you’ve earned the Riddlers trust, and affection, enough to be in a romantic relationship, it’s safe to say he is incredibly needy.

Constantly demanding reassurance, and then when receiving it, getting defensive and waving his hand; “you don’t think I know that?”

Although, the more he trusts you the less bite there is. The longer you stay the more he understands that there is no condescension in your voice; only sugery praise and love.

However he’s still an ass, and you’ll forever be met with “I know.” But it’s softer, met with a glance your way. please tell me more.

Total spoiled princess. You aren’t paying attention to him: are you kidding, What better do you have to do?

He’s very odd about physical touch, as he doesn’t get it a lot, but truth be told a human has needs and he’s very touch starved.

Despite this, he almost never initiates. But you can tell when he wants affection from the way he shivers when your hands touch, instead of snatching his own away.

When he’s comfortable with you, he’s a huge yapper. He almost never stops talking.

Unlike the Riddler who is cold and methodical, deviously amused and yet irritated all at once why the world around him — Eddie is curious, and child-like in his ramblings. His eyes sparkle with excitement when he has questions, which he wonders out loud to no avail. If his mind is ever quiet it doesn’t show.

Let him lay his head on your lap while you play with his hair, especially while he thinks out loud. His smile would be animated as his eyes flicker with thoughts, spewing them out to you like a leaking foset.

Birthday gifts are… interesting. Always a homemade contraption — some sort of puzzle, sometimes reminiscent of a jigsaw, others a rubix cube. But personalized, applying to you specifically.

He knows you, that’s what it’s showing. However, clearly not enough to know that you really wanted a new shirt and not a riddle.

Riddler can be very kiddish when he’s proud of something;

“See that old trick? You see, i’ve been cooking that one up for a while. But it certainly went how I planned! Wouldn’t you say, y/n? I think it was quite nifty, myself—“

Tell him you’re proud, it’s all he’s wanted to hear since he could remember. Of course, your still met with a cocky response, but he really does like your approval.

Interrupts your conversations with anyone else to inject himself as the star. He’s either jealous or bored, but probably both.

Not exactly a neat-freak, but very particular about things. “What is this mess! Y/n, you put the plates in the wrong place… top shelf left, they’re supposed to be on the right. Leave it to the genius…”

Inexplicably clingy and yet hates when you’re around too much.

“You’re crowding up my workspace, out with you!” and then he spends the next twelve hours thinking about what you could be doing now that your not with him.

He’s not a people person, but you are the only one who understands him. Although he simply can’t handle it sometimes, his attempts to push you away are never serious.

In reality, he just craves your love.

NSFW 𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚

So he’s definitely a switch but everyone talks about his dominant side too much — so here are all the ways in which he is a sub.

Can I just say something crazy? He cannot possibly be experienced.

Once or twice TOPS, and even then it’s been years. He’s been too focused.

Praise kink!

It’s kinda crazy. Just start cooing at him about what a smart boy he is, and how good he is, while your hands roam his chest.

At first he’d freeze: “What are you doing.. stop that… don’t patronize me.”

And then you’d start unbuttoning his shirt, and he’d stop breathing.

He’s so not used to attention like this it’s kind of bizarre to see him react. All of a sudden he’s so unsure of himself, his hands pick at his seat, his shoulders tense, and his face flushes in a sweat.

Defensive even during sex. “You’re so good, Eddie” “Well, that’s obvious— ungh”

Don’t be afraid to get rough, he can take it. He’s practically begging you to make him shut up. Inside he wants to behave so bad but his bratty responses are compulsive.

Also, PEG THIS MAN!

Grab him by the waist and bend him over. Press his face deep down into the mattress as he squeals about how humiliating this is for genius such as himself.

Hit his prostate once talking about some “Who’s mommy’s smart boy?” He just came everywhere. And now he’s denying being into something that deprived. Sounds like round two is necessary!

He’s such a little attention whore he loves when he’s the only one receiving.

He probably cums really fast and he’s probably really annoyingly defensive about it. Like he gets nasty rude when he’s embarrassed.

All and all, he just wants your undivided attention, and praise, which is why he makes a great sub. Despite his bratty demeanor.

[princeofpuzzlesenthusiast]

HAI 💙 I ADORE your writing, you are my go to for reading headcanons and fics!

I was hoping you could do a headcanon with Two face, Ridder or Scarecrow (I don’t mind which one, or all if you want to) where the Reader wants to test some of their lipstick on them to see if it’s kiss proof and how said rogues would respond. And if yes, how would it go!

Kind of like that one Archie pin up comic, if you know what I’m talking about 💙💙💙💙

Unfortunately I don't know the comic, but I think I get what you mean! I'm a little rusty, so I hope I do it all justice, especially after your kind words and how cute this idea is! 🥹 Honestly I'd be up to do this for other Rogues too!! Also, happy new year!

PAINTED KISSES — VARIOUS ROGUES HEADCANONS

TWO FACE

Harvey and Harv would ADORE their partner sitting on their lap, talking about the new shades they'd gotten, hands on your thighs or waist as they listen.

Harvey would love to hear you talk about all the new shades you'd bought, letting you interrupt your own ramblings so you can test it with a few pecks to his cheek or lips, so he can return the favour to pressing a kiss to your knuckles. He'd sit there grinning, in his gentlemanly awe. In truth, he likes the lipstick you wear that leaves the imprint of your lips on his skin, or the notes you leave him. But, seeing you happy makes him happy. He thinks every shade suits you. And he tells you after every peck.

“That shade is so pretty on you, it works really well with your eyes. And it hasn't smudge even a little, either, Darling.”

Harv is the one making the comments on what shades suit you best; he prefers the more sophisticated colours, the darker shades of red and brown, plum, even black — but his favourite is the bold cherry coloured one. He's the one pressing kisses to your lips and pulling away with a grin, asking if any smudged onto him, knowing damn well that it hasn't. He's eager to talk about what shades would work best with what outfits, talking about when the next big event comes up, how you get to show it off.

“I like that one Doll, the red looks dangerous. Suits you. It'd look even better with what you got yourself for that gala.”

RIDDLER

At first, Edward would be annoyed. He has far too many more pressing matters to attend to — when you describe it as smudge proof and in desperate need to make sure that the company hadn't lied, he dismisses it by telling you to try it on a paper towel. He's a little lost in his own world to pick up on what you mean.

However, a quick smush of your lips against his is enough to snap him out of his scheming. He'd realise your motive when he'd see you beaming up at him all smug once you'd pull away. Of course, now that he understands what you wanted, who is he to deny you of testing your precious product?

Edward has always preened under your affections, grinning from ear to ear so those dimples would be on full display, offering his face to you like a canvas on an easel. He doesn't usually enjoy close proximity, unless it's praise from you. And what's being your choice to be a affectionate-recieving-test-subject, if not praise? Though, he does remember not only to focus on the warm fuzzy feeling in his chest, he remembers to make sure you feel just as pretty as you look. And ask questions about the lipstick.

“Whereas that colour does flatter you Dear, I think you would look even more ravishing in green. Perhaps you could buy those shades tomorrow and we can test them as well?”

SCARECROW

Jonathan isn't always an affectionate person. And it isn't just because of the spooky potato sack he wears at night — he was taught that affection is freely given to people who deserve it, and he's still learning that you find him worthy of yours. So, he knows when you sit there, applying different shades of lipstick, that this is your way of making him more comfortable with such open displays of love. And he loves it.

He would sit there, on his old canvas sofa-chair, with a lopsided smile on those tired features, watching as you ramble on about all the different bonuses of wearing kiss-proof lipstick, how not only does it stay more vibrant for longer, but how the new formula uses less oils. That you just wanted to test the effectiveness. As well as the shades. He doesn't want you to know that he knows that you're just using this as an excuse, that you've used this brand before.

Instead, he'll sit there, murmuring soft comments as your kisses slowly inch from his cheeks to the corners of his chapped lips. And, if he's feeling particularly enamoured, he might encourage the next kiss to be one on the lips.

“I think yer might've missed a spot there, Pumpkin.”

[twentytomidnight]

I have a question and I need your wisdom: of these characters, which is the most likely to get jealous because someone is flirting with Reader (keeping in mind that Reader is just a friend but is their secret crush)?

DC: The Riddler, Scarecrow, and Guy Gardner.

Marvel: Doctor Doom, Logan, and Frank Castle.

Which of them would risk confessing (assuming that in this scenario Reader reciprocates the feelings)?

Friend I’ll tell you right now, they are ALL getting jealous but in different ways ksksksksks

DC:

riddler: Ed will side-eye but will be muttering under his breath. Might not do anything unless you’re actively being asked out on a date and then he’s going to consider what kind of death this schmuck has signed himself up for….of course, once you’re out of sight. Then he’s absolutely going to make his move.

scarecrow: Johnathan is absolutely roiling and seething watching you get flirted with, he’ll storm right over there and with a voice like velvet utter, “My dear, I require your presence for a second” and very smoothly whisk you away. This will definitely get him to act out but in a way where he’s got to make a move on you and ask you out but he’ll do it on his own time. eventually……..

guy gardner: if you weren’t together then, you are now—Guy is barging his way over there and rucking an arm around your shoulder with a growl in his throat. Making all kinds of moves saying, “Whatcha doin sniffin around what’s mine?” As you’re blushing up a storm. If he hasn’t asked, consider this his modest proposal lol

Marvel:

Doom: Doom would never let such a thing happen in the first place, but if it were to happen, everything the poor sap who hit on you had going for him is straight down the tubes. Credit cards cancelled, social security stolen, house robbed, passport denied—all for the sin of talking to you. And you should already know Doom’s feelings—although he’s a patient man and he can wait. He will have you come to him, rather than he to you, for that is how Doom operates.

Logan: Logan’s eyes are smoldering over the end of the cigar that he’s gnawing around his teeth, embers alighting the incandescent fury on his face. He’ll let the chump get in about ten words in before he sidles on over and stands next to you for the rest of the conversation. Not saying anything out loud, but making it clear with how close he is, the way he’s got his eyes honed on your wannabe suitor—they’re not yours, bub. They never will be.

Frank Castle: Frank is also of similar dour countenance, watching as the whole thing goes down. But here’s the rub—you’re looking for him with your eyes, a silent plea for escape and help. Who is Frank to say otherwise? He’ll mosey on over without a care for social proclivity, interrupt your suitor’s boring story, “Hey, bud—nice meetin’ ya. We’re outta here,” guiding you away as you melt with relief into his arms. He’ll nurture a crush to the grave, worried you’re too good for him—so you’ll have to make the first move.

that’s all I got…….hope this answered your question……….adios…….