#cardposting

[therealcardmaster69]

Sometimes i sit and stare at a wall for forty eight hours until suddenly New Thing™ happens and i say “wow” before staring at the wall again and i sit like this in my house until funny thing happens and then I go outside and Torment some innocent yet foolish mortals before showing them incomprehensible horrors and then i go back to my house and sit and stare at a wall for forty nine hours until suddenly New Thing™ happens again and you saw “wow”

wow

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[maruposting]

bro are you for real right now

I don't even want to calculate those odds

[colossal-idiot]

Jace Beleren is like if a man and a woman has a child. You agree.

[thehousefromhouseofleaves]

as many shit things as mags has done to his students it's really funny to me that he did all of them while also just being like, a bush with a face and sometimes a hand

[maruposting]

they really patched the square joker card to be a perfect square

balatro patch is really living up to the hype

[therealcardmaster69]

I just committed some atrocities byeond human comprehension

[therealcardmaster69]

I hope I become the Tumblr Sexything!

Kid Named Finger:

[therealcardmaster69]

I ate your dreams.