Cardmaster

I will oil your door handles, violently.

[therealcardmaster69]

i forgot i have tumblr

[therealcardmaster69]

Oil-soaked

[fairyinthetrees]

[therealcardmaster69]

: D

[pixopix]

Can you make casino aesthetic dividers?

Please credit @pixopix, likes and reblogs are appreciated!

[therealcardmaster69]

My favorite place!

[1five1two]

'City of Cards'. Piero Fornasetti. 1950.

[therealcardmaster69]

Holy shit just like my house!

[therealcardmaster69]

me when when me the what when why where when the me we be:..

Me when the when the the thy when the the when? The:

The.

[therealcardmaster69]

I just committed some atrocities byeond human comprehension

[therealcardmaster69]

I hope I become the Tumblr Sexything!

Kid Named Finger:

[therealcardmaster69]

I ate your dreams.

[therealcardmaster69]

Sometimes i sit and stare at a wall for forty eight hours until suddenly New Thing™ happens and i say “wow” before staring at the wall again and i sit like this in my house until funny thing happens and then I go outside and Torment some innocent yet foolish mortals before showing them incomprehensible horrors and then i go back to my house and sit and stare at a wall for forty nine hours until suddenly New Thing™ happens again and you saw “wow”

wow

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[therealcardmaster69]

Oh great Cardmaster please don’t gift to me all the agonies that can exist and many that cannot

Hi God #2.

[therealcardmaster69]

Title

Go ahead, put anything.

SEE MY DAMN POSTS

[therealcardmaster69]

someone keeps sending broadcasts out into The Beyond in hopes of the signals reaching anyone, little does this someone know, I keep intercepting the broadcasts and turning them into marketable assets to capitalize.

I just forward them through my house, lmao.