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No favors required, love. Sexual or otherwise.

If the copper filings I bartered for back then had been this good, it might have actually been an even trade.

caroline-decker said: Probably just beecause.

I need to think about my life.

caroline-decker said: Your anons. It was inevitable.

Also true.

caroline-decker said: It’s okay, Bumblebee, I’m sure you’ll have plenty more minutes that live up to the heights of those three in your lifetime.

I saw a bear and a sniper rifle and I don’t want to know what was going on with the toilet.

caroline-decker said: Cannon hands - for when the operating theater just isn’t theatrical enough.

There’s no aspect of an arthroplasty that can’t be replicated by firing into the air.

Enjoy the next three minutes of your life.

I know I’ve probably got a lot of minutes ahead of me, but the knowledge that I’ll never get those three back kind of kills me inside.

HOORAY FOR NOT BEING SMELY

HOORAY

I’M NOT SMELY

AND I HAVE MUSIC TO CELEBRATE THIS HOLIDAY

Your story about the gravid blue bird cheered me up a little today. Thank you. <3

I’m glad to hear it.

It was, after all, an excellent bird.

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