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[delimeful]

How does WIBAR Roman feel about the fact that despite having claws at the end of each appendage that he regularly maintains through biting or slicing when possible; Virgil invariably chooses instead to inflict blunt force trauma on his opponents in combat situations?

virgil, a squishy force-absorbing human: what are you talking about? blunt force trauma is obviously less lethal than attacks that draw blood?

roman, who knows how exoskeletons work: NO, IT’S REALLY NOT, 

[snowdice]

labeled AU where baby Virgil crawls into Bluebird’s vehicle while he’s fighting a bad guy and bluebird doesn’t find him napping there till after and then can’t figure out where he came from because no kids were reported missing and then they find out he has powers and Patton decides they’re keeping him and Logan learns that his greatest nemesis is the foul villain Shadow Crawler, because even bluebird can’t keep ahead of superpowered baby hyjinx.

OMG. Shadow Crawler is 100% what Patton and Logan nickname him in an AU where they adopt him as a baby.

[feral-theater-kids-au]

Roman: Mr Lial, I absolutely love this scene, but we’ve worked it over a million times can I at least LOOK at the next act so I can start learning my lines.

Janus: *glances at Remy*

Remy: *barely shakes head, not looking at them*

Janus: I’m sorry Roman I seem to have misplaced the next act I’m sure I’ll come across it when I clean my office in-

Remy: *taps his finger three times*

Janus: three days.

Roman: but can’t you clean your office Now!?

Janus: absolutely not I’m fat to busy running the first act from the top.

Roman: bu-

Janus: FROM THE TOP!

There were too many plot inconsistencies in the second act. Where did the main character’s sister go?? (Also said sister now has a love interest who is a girl and they get married and adopt a child together in the end scene. He hasn’t ironed out the details yet, but he’s thinking at least one of them has a sword.) Also it takes time to fix dialogue when it stinks that bad.

[haunted-van-au]

Will logan finally sleep now he know thomas can drive the van on his own?? ~pastel pixie ps i boop all de children again

((Warning for a character thinking they might die.))

It had been hours since the revelation that they were now trapped in a van with a ghost. And they were trapped. Even if the doors weren't locked, the van was moving too fast for them to jump without dying. He didn't know where the ghost was driving them. It was likely the ghost itself didn't know.

He could hear Roman and Patton trying to converse with it in the backseat. It was probably smart to try to get on its good side if that were even possible. Yet, even knowing that, Logan hadn't been able to convince himself to join them in the effort.

Logan hadn't moved from the driver's seat despite the fact that he was no longer in control. The steering wheel moved under its own power, and Logan stared at it.

"Dinner?" Roman's voice asked.

"What?"

"Food Specs," Roman repeated, offering him a plate of... something. It had cheese and maybe beans on toast.

"Sure," Logan said.

"You good?"

Logan shrugged. Roman looked like he was going to say something, but then didn't, leaving the food and turning back to the back seat. Logan ate the food slowly enough that it had gone cold (Not that it had been particularly warm from the start. Roman didn't know how to use the waffle iron well.)

After a while, Roman joined him again. "We're going to try to sleep," Roman said. "Joining us?"

Logan shook his head. He was exhausted. He hadn’t slept in... he wasn’t even sure, at least 36 hours, but he couldn’t.

"C'mon Lo... there's... there's no reason not to." Because even if it decided to kill them, there was nothing they could do. It was out of their control. They were trapped in the van with a fully aware ghost. It could kill or harm them in a multitude of ways, and there wasn't any way to resist, at least not with the supplies they had at their disposal. Being awake wasn't going to change that. Logan still shook his head.

Roman sighed. "Fine," he said and disappeared. He spoke to Patton a bit and Logan could hear the sounds of sheets rustling.

Then he was alone.

And also not.

His hands had been clasped uselessly in his lap for the past few hours. He looked down at them. His knuckles were white from squeezing.

“Are you going to kill us?” he finally asked, matter-of-fact. “That’s what most of your kind would do.” He waited for an answer. 

The radio came on, the volume low. A slow song was playing. A denial? Logan wasn’t sure.

“What happened to the last person who was in this car?” he asked. “They left their purse and other belongings. Are they dead?” 

The volume ticked down one notch. It seemed to be a no, but Logan wasn’t sure. He wasn’t sure if he should believe it even if it was meant to be a no.

“You have to admit,” he said levelly. “In all appearances, it seemed to be a trap. A Venus Flytrap luring in unaware and stupid insects. And I fell for it.”

The heater nearest to him had been facing away from him, but he suddenly felt the warmth from it hit his face. He turned it back away.

Logan was silent for a few long minutes. “I don’t want to die,” he finally said, his voice wavering slightly for the first time. He wrapped his arms around himself, “and I don’t want them to die. That’s the whole reason we’re even here.” 

The heater switched back so it was blowing on his face again. He blinked at it tiredly, but didn’t more it back. The song ended and a new one started up, softer than the first. God, he was so tired.

He closed his eyes and leaned his head against the wheel. It turned slightly under him. “Please don’t kill us,” he whispered into the wheel, eyes watering. Everything was far, far too much, and he started to cry silently. “Please don’t kill us.”

He wasn’t sure when crying finally turned into sleep.

[kieraelieson]

YEEESSSS!!! Fire all the other grooms and promote Thomas to a salaried position where he’s in charge on site full time! Let him board Remy and Emile there as compensation for all the extra hours he puts in! He’ll run the schedule, arrange regular doctors checks and make sure all certifications and registrations are maintained!

That’s a really good idea! I might have Thomas suggest that.

[babysizedfics]

When Virgil ran away from the dark side did he come straight to the light sides door? Or did he try to make it on his own in the mindscape first? (Tiny emo hobo, so sad🥺)

he went straight to the light sides! the sides cannot be outside one of their houses for more than 24 hours because with the mindscape being so realistic it uses a lot of "data" in the mind to create that level of realism

i said in this post abt the mindscape:

to cope with the extreme load of information to fascilitate this alternate reality, as soon as they step inside their house the world beyond what they can see from their windows kind of disappears, until they go out again or until they interact with it ie. ordering things online, just to conserve energy for the mindscape to not like overload with data

so the 'real world' outside their houses only exists for short lengths of time when they need it because its a big amount of information for the world to handle

logan has programmed it to be able to exist for up to 24 hours without malfunctioning, but anything beyond that puts the structure and laws of physics and everything at risk - it won't completely collapse into itself but it will need repairs and thats a lot of work for logan

so the rule is you can be out for up to 24 hours, but after that you need to come back home, it kind of allows the world to recharge almost

if the sides want to go out for longer than 24 hours, say on a weekend away or vacation or something, then they need to give logan notice - he has a strict rule, i'd say probably one week notice for a weekend away, two or three weeks for a longer trip - because he has to programme the mindscape to be able to create that stable environment for them

so yeah virgil couldnt have been out for very long between houses and he was very aware of this, you have to exist in one of the houses to still be a part of thomas' mind and they can't change that, it's a very physical metaphor for either subconscious mind or conscious mind - something can't be between conscious and subconscious, it's one or the other - so you hve to be either a 'light side' or a 'dark side'

[teacupfulofstarshine]

True humility is not thinking less of yourself; it is thinking of yourself less. 4 no 2 no 4 no you pick

[delimeful]

Do emotional support deathworlders wear special identification vests? (Even if they don’t I think maybe Patton should convince Virgil they do)

i think patton might be one of the only aliens brave/kind/insane enough to have a deathworlder as a beacon of emotional support, but i do love the idea of patton giving virgil the alien equivalent of a sweater reading “friend-shaped”