Shout out to Characters who are shells of their former selves! You died and you’re not coming back! You don’t recognize yourself and neither does anyone else, and it’s anyone’s guess what the fuck you’re supposed to be now!
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Shout out to Characters who are shells of their former selves! You died and you’re not coming back! You don’t recognize yourself and neither does anyone else, and it’s anyone’s guess what the fuck you’re supposed to be now!
saint & martyr | my prophet & me | the mouth devouring & the mouth returning // goodbye, silt verses
got her cappuccino
it's insane how jonathan sims is the most normal out of the podcast protagonists we got
- doug 'holds the toothpaste hostage' eiffel
- warren 'stabs himself through the hand to give his best friend a tortoise' godby
- mike 'saws his arm off at the left shoulder' walters
- whatever carpenter and faulkner have going on
- arthur 'ate a man and it probably wasn't even the worst day of his life' lester
we as a fandom joke about him being a weird little Creature but honestly he's a regular guy compared to the utter mess the others are
The silt verses as illuminated manuscripts:
High Prophet Faulkner.
Carpenter’s Sacrifice at Bellwethers, as recounted in The Silt Verses: Book of Faulkner.
Carpenter in service to the Cairnemaiden.
The gods' favourite daughter
Eskew action scenes: the thing that is not my mailman grinned and it's black oily eyes stared into my soul, I ran faster than I've ever ran before but it seemed to be getting closer by simply striding calmly... I jam my mechanical pencil in his chest and it bursts into a million beetles the beetles leave in every direction but some of them stay and their black bodies form the shape of letters that spell out "fuck you specifically David Ward, signed: Eskew"
Silt Verses action scenes: WHAT IN TARNATION IS THAT!!! (sound of something wet ripping appart and a godzilla roar) AAAAAAH *sound of Carpenter rolling down a hill and grunting, then the cartoonish sound of her bouncing on a trampoline and then a crash of falling into a trash bin, a cat screams, she gets up and you can hear the tin cans getting bent as she moves "fucking hell" an ice cream truck tune drives by, the sound director is on the floor twitching
those silts do verse