#cartman posting

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I've been laughing my ass off at this for the past few minutes. GOD.

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Cartman dares Kenny to go down one of those hot metal slides in the summer

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Cartman and Kenny push kids off the play ground equipment at the park while their moms buy crack in the park bathrooms it's a bonding experience.

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What the Main Four would make as their science fair projects

Stan: Volcano (he's PISSED that two other classmates also made one)

Kyle: An actual decent report on earth's erosion and the beauties from it such as like the grand canyon

Cartman: A scientific method paper trying to prove seagulls blow up if you give them alka seltzer (with a slideshow)

Kenny: "The Science of Jacking Off and Why It's Good for Your Mental Health"

(was not allowed into the science fair)

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I do not like Cartman x Butters type stuff because isn't their whole dynamic Cartman being predatory with Butters Naivety. Like a lot of their dynamic is a socially inept kid being dragged around by a manipulator.

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when the sidewalks are frozen over, Cartman likes to pick Butters up and throw him to slide across the ice. He has also done this on Starks Pond when it froze over, and Butters cried cause he thought he was stranded

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I wish I could properly articulate how Butters and Cartman are two sides of the same coin. Opposite sides of the same spectrum. They connect in the middle and absolutely just can't stand how each other handle the similar abuse they've endured.

(This is not a ship post.)

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Cartman and Kenny matching Yaoi and Yuri pins on their backpacks