[dudethatkicksass]

Intro Post

>Adult

>He/They pronouns

>I like to shitpost, theorize, discuss, and project onto South Park characters (cringe, I know)

>As stated, it's a South Park sideblog, so I'll possibly interact/comment from a different account

>Feel free to submit stuff to my ask box!

>Do not be weird about the kids in the show on my blog (such as proship content), and we simply will not have any problems👍

[kennys-parka-jacket]

I did it. I have stayed in this fandom long enough to watch a new episode as it aired. Not a special, not a videogame that nobody asked for. An EPISODE. And it was good

[fightingcold]

Ah yeah, toxic yaoi

Bonus+ by my beloved friend @garsonofficial 💖💖

[morrithal]

Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

[kennys-parka-jacket]

[lovely-lettuce]

One million little south parkies :3

[trans-dwightschrute]

Me talking about South Park

[4allthebears]

Happy Lgtv month 2

When I saw the og photo I just said “Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny. In that order” without hesitation

[kennys-parka-jacket]

Snug

[notwordsspoken]

I missed Kyle being completely insane and unhinged

[foreverfandom50-50]

Kenny has the right idea.

[rosebushstuff]

the south park fandoms reaction to skinny cartman ✨stim board✨

[god-forsaken-sp-confession-blog]

the fact that the boys never age and their birth years change with the current year (season 1 they were born in 1989, season 14 = 2001, season 26 = 2013) influences fandom headcanons in a very interesting way, ive noticed. millennial fans tend to have headcanons for the boys that relate to what they were like as kids in the 90s, gen z fans as kids in the early 2000s, and now we have gen alpha 13 year olds on here headcanoning them as modern day elementary schoolers. idk where i’m going with this i just think it’s funny that we all wanna see our childhood selves in these characters. that being said…jumpscare when i see literal middle school aged children in this fandom, this show is NOT for you dawgs but thats a confession for another day.

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[aita-blorbos]

AITA for killing a guy's parents and feeding them to him as chili?

S (Ginger, M) tried to scam me (Normal, M) to give me his pubes in exchange for money. I obviously didn't get fooled, but I however gave him the money and took the pubes for definitely unrelated reasons. Then I tried to retrieve my money giving him back the pubes, but he fucking had the audacity to not take them back. I kept trying, and he started doing awful things to me, which I will not describe. In the end I got fed up with that fucker and so I took revenge by getting a farmer to kill his parents (technically I didnt kill them) and I made them into chili, which I fed to S and then I drank his tears. But I swear, that guy's fucking awful. Plus he's a ginger that automatically makes him the asshole.

AITA?

YTA

NTA

JAH

NAH

ESH

INFO

Voting ended onMay 15, 2024

[smarshley]

the thing about style is that i can NOT see stan and kyle calling each other "babe" or "honey" or any petnames. they call each other dude. they could be married with three kids and they'd still call each other dude. dude is eternal. dude is the ESSENCE of style

[bigmoonmoon]

overacting

[god-forsaken-sp-confession-blog]

people who call butters misogynistic are really setting high moral expectations for a 10 year old boy with abusive parents, highly manipulative friends and a lot of emotional trauma.

i would even say that he is the most tortured and angsty character of the show, more than stan.

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[butters-flower-mom]

Unfortunately the show spent an entire season focusing on Butters hating on women so even though there's been episodes where the other boys have done the same, because Butters' situation was focused on for so long people act like he's the only one to ever act that way.

Craig makes a joke about how the reason girls wear makeup and perfume is because they're all ugly and stinky and I never see him get called a misogynist. I guess because he's gay he gets a pass on saying stuff like that because the fandom seems to think being gay is less about being attracted to men and more about being disgusted by women, which is odd seeing as how the fandom seems to be a lot of queer women/afab people but that subject's a cage I don't feel like sticking my hand in right now.

They also overlook why he was even acting like that in the first place. It wasn't just because he's an "incel" who can't keep a girlfriend. It's because Charlotte dumped him for something he wasn't even involved in. He was tired of getting punished for things he didn't do. You know, like what his parents constantly do to him.

But I guess narrowing his entire personality down to just "hates women" is easier for most people.