#cartoon evil

[halfasleep101]

a genius evil plan!!!

This magnificent contraption uses a combination of HYPNOTIC frequencies, NANOBOTS and a patented Doofenshmirtz mind-control ray – and by mind-control ray, I mean a REALLY bright light bulb – to overwrite the subject's free will with a SIMPLE directive! The nanobots re-wire the brain’s pleasure centers to associate OBEDIENCE with euphoria, while the hypnotic frequencies reinforce the new behavioral patterns. It’s completely foolproof! Mostly! I’ve calculated that there’s only a 37% chance of it backfiring and turning the ENTIRE Tri-State Area into singing garden gnomes! I will use the Obedience-inator to turn Perry the Platypus into my LOYAL bodyguard! Then, I'll use him to protect me while I turn ALL the other OWCA agents into mindless automatons! They will do my bidding! My EVIL bidding! Finally, I'll take over the Tri-State Area! … or maybe just get a decent bagel. Seriously, these places around here have terrible bagels. I always knew it would all come to this! Maybe the Obedience-inator is TOO AMAZING for me! *maniacal laugh*

[kereeachan]

So, while I don’t think it’ll be out anywhere near the holidays, I kinda did some work in the Perry the evil-Adjacent Boyfriend ‘verse on Heinz and his ambivalence towards being evil on Christmas, which turned into him getting into a fight with other evil scientists about how it’s always Christmas they want to have evil schemes for when there’s other winter holidays to pick.

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“I don’t see why you always want to thwart Christmas. Seems a little selective, culture-wise,” Heinz said. “I mean, you could also thwart the Solstice, or Kwanza, or Hanukkah!”

“Um, thwarting Hanukkah is a little…fraught. In this political climate,” Dr. Diminutive pointed out.

“Really, I did it last year and no one called me a Nazi. You just have to keep it cartoonishly evil and in the spirit of the holiday, and it turns out Hanukkah has this whole thing about fighting off people so honestly, they kinda get into it,” Heinz said. “Like, the first night I sent water balloon throwing robots to that synagogue with the giant menorah. Turned into a snowball fight. Second night was robot mice trained to steal dreidels. Then on the third night I sent a robot elephant to try and spray the menorah out—one kid just nailed the off switch with a rock in his kippah, it was great!”

“…You’re not Jewish, right? I could have sworn Drusselstein was a very, very Christian place,” Dr. Diminutive said.

“Yeah, no, atheist, but I was thwarted a lot of the year by Sergei the Snail and wanted to give him a crazy holiday--he’s Reform and it’s the only Reform synagogue around here so he had to have been there, right?” Heinz said. “So then, anyway, on the final night I sent live wax figures of the historical Greek army from the Hanukah legend in ugly Christmas sweaters and it was awesome! Actually, too awesome, the rabbi wanted to book my services for this year.”

“Ooh, I could totally adapt that to the twelve days of Christmas,” Rodney said, smirking as he started plotting.

“I just told you to broaden your horizons!” Heinz snapped.