Caruso the bard, Filaree the good druid, Strongheart the paladin, and Foxfingers the evil thief (Earl Norem cover art for the AD&D Characters Coloring Book, Marvel Books/Cadence Industries Corporation, 1983)
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Caruso the bard, Filaree the good druid, Strongheart the paladin, and Foxfingers the evil thief (Earl Norem cover art for the AD&D Characters Coloring Book, Marvel Books/Cadence Industries Corporation, 1983)
Santiago Caruso
Strange fruit III
Oil on fabriano.
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‚The Rebel and the Rose’ cast is unhinged
Caruso
Episode 1:
I've always loved the intro song ngl. A good intro song makes me love a cartoon. That's how W.I.T.C.H and Huntik got me
Fiona gets to class. Ms Moynihan says she broke three rules. She says this before Fiona bites her apple. Fiona then says that's only two and then misses her shot, making three. This inplies that Fiona either does this regularly, or that Ms Moynihan has some form of clairvoyance.
(The clairvoyance thing could make some absolutely fantastic fanfiction ngl. *writes that down* oooh, I have IDEAS now) anyway, back to episode
The fact that Fiona only took one bite of that apple bothers me
Oh man, that bio class room looks almost exactly like the one I had in high school.
Oooooh yaayyyy! Mah Boi is here!!! Stripey gay boi
Okay, first off:
This place looks like a giant OSHA violation.
Regardless of that (Peter, go fix this giant OSHA violation. Hey, maybe that's why we never see him again, he's too busy fixing the questionable workplace) those scientists look properly enriched.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THINGS IN THE TUBES THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE FROM BEN 10 I SWEAR TO GOD THAT LOOKS LIKE SWAMPFIRE.
On that note, why do we never see Veloci's creepy test tube creatures??? His scientists worked hard on The Horrors
The one on the pink test tube looks like the rose from beauty and the beast
Is that a fucking rail track. I think I remember that one featuring in an ep, but I could be wrong. If I'm right then why was the continuity placed here and not on anything else???
"I got into business to swim with the sharks, not be eaten by them"
Me: Oh, you're declining it? Unexpected.
Peter: I'm in!
Me: ???
That bit of dialogue has always thrown me off. Its the clunkiness.
Bye Peter. It was nice to meet you.
"Break into your usual groups". The dinosquad comes together but kinda acts like they've never interacted before.
Max and Roger seem like they've teamed up before tho.
Caruso at 4:21 is barefoot. He has shoes on at 4:26. We know he had no time to put shoes on and off and on because he's barefoot when he leans over and drops his jacket. When he picks it up he has shoes on again.
...why did they all (I understand Caruso getting his jacket and Buzz getting thrown in) go into the water????
Roger says "nah, I ain't getting in" and then not only gets in the water but throws buzz in.
(The fact that Roger throws Buzz in the water which later results in him becoming a Dino is a great angst fic waiting to happen. If Roger hadn't thrown him in, he would still have been living a normal life)
Ms Moynihan shows up and goes " I thought I made it clear no one was to go in the water"
First off, that was never shown on screen and I don't like that
With the context of dinosquad as a whole, this kind of implies she knows Veloci is dumping his nuclear jizz in the water
I guess it could also be because she didn't want wet students on the bus, but still.
Wait. If no one was suppose to go in the water, and there doesn't seem to be an area with tide pools, then Caruso's stupid sushi list is even more useless since fish don't count.
Anyway, MY BABY RUMP!!! BOOBOO! I LOVE YOU BABY! MY BABY!!!
Hnnngg sexy library I wants please I will crawl into my computer just let me at that library I can live with dinosaur shenanigans. (But can I live with redoing high school? No.)
"Young man, if you don't remember, this is a library 😡 "
My brother in christ, what horrors have you been through that you hear a dinosaur roar and conclude that that is the sound a normal teenager makes naturally.
Caruso's jacket gets shredded. He immidiately blames the dry cleaners. Bro, it was whole when you put it in your locker. What
Fiona gets a tail and it sticks out her truck window. My good bitch, how did you not feel the cold air on your tail???
The fact that Buzz waves his arms while playing video games is kinda adorable
The fact that Ms Moynihan showed them what happened telepathically leaves a lot of possibility for her to leave certain things out and show them only what she wants them to see and think.
And besides that, its also kinda fucked up. There are implications here. My brain is a little fried to parse them all, but there are implications. I know it.
Ohhh!! The cave has a light source! That implies that there are two entrances, which solves my age old question of how tf did they get out of that cave.
Oh holy shit. Young Ms Moynihan is HOT
...she looks a lot like Caruso. Hmmm. Formulating THOUGHTS tm
You think that (if the story she tells is actually true and not her lying to hide a bigger truth that she doesn't want them to know about) Ms Moynihan and Veloci gained the ability to transform because of. Idk. Space radiation or something?
Cuz your genes don't just. Mutate. For no reason. This backstory feels fake af. I think she just lied bc she knew her students knew fuck all about biology and would believe anything
Why did ms Moynihan change foreheads. Did she want to be inclusive and touch everyone's forehead or is she afraid their brains can only handle so much... or did they refuse to hold hands like she asked and now she has to switch foreheads?
"You're a vicious Carnivore!"
"I've moved past that but there is one who hasn't: Victor Veloci"
Might be because I'm getting back into twilight, but this gives off major Vegetarian Vampires vs Normal Vampires vibes.
In this case, Ms Moynihan is Dr Carlisle Cullen and Victor Veloci is Aro Volturi.
"What do you believe?"
Ms Moynihan: "Humans gained dominance because brute force lost out to reason...and love. That's why I parted ways with Veloci long ago."
I smell a Secret. I smell Tea. Spill. I can practically hear tragic dramatic backstory. Was this a "I fell in love story" or a "Veloci didn't care about me" story. Ms Moynihan sounds bitter.
Also, the sheer contempt in her voice when she talks about Victor Veloci. Say what you will about Dinosquad, but it has some pretty good voice acting sometimes.
Max: "I don't want to be a dinosaur"
Ms Moynihan: this is bigger than you, this is about saving the world.
"Can you cure us?"
"Yeah"
Roger: "But I want to stop Victor Veloci :( "
Ms Moynihan mentally: *nevermind, ya'll are too stupid to help me save the world. What was I thinking*
(Genuinely a very confusing arguement. People changed opinions so quickly damn. Not even a line space in between)
"I can't afford all the fancy tech Veloci has" <takes them to her lighthouse filled with huge computers and monitoring equiptment> hmmm. Ms M, I'mma assume you banged some rich bitches in your time and inherited, because no way can you affort a lighthouse on a teacher's salary.
Conclusion: Ms M is loaded.
"The cold forces the Dino DNA to the skin as it seeks warmth" um. That's ominous. It makes the DNA sound like a living parasite. Ugh
Ms Moynihan definitely faked "curing them". She is way too calm about the situation. She was very insistent on them helping her fight Veloci before. And the fact that she could cure literally everything else except for them is sus.
That Megalodon shark was trolling ngl
Veloci sees Fiona as dino: this can only be bc of my experimental dna...or....
That 'or' implies things. Ms Moynihan things.
The fact that Veloci sees the Dinosaurs but not the squad turning into dinosaurs the dinosaurs. Like, by the time Ms Moynihan jammed the feed several transformations have already taken place
Veloci ending with his ominous ass "can't wait to find out more about my new dinosaur friends" is so fun. Love him. Dramatic ass fuck. Ominous. Very sexy.