#caschats

[wyvernslovecake]

So…that new chapter huh?

Imu has personally come to whoop Usopp’s ass after calling him out, it seems.

Do you know how ballsy and unlucky you have to be for your roasts to make the Devil break his 900 year house arrest to pinpoint your name, address, and social security number so he can Batman pose on the nearby roof as he asks you to cash the check your mouth wrote?

Usopp got the shadow ruler of the world to touch the grass that he's currently bringing to life through sheer malevolence alone. And he's not even conscious to realize it yet! 😭😭

[wyvernslovecake]

The requirements:

(Aka; Idia Shroud against Leona’s issues)

Leona: I'm not worth your time.

Idia: I would cancel an entire month's worth of events just to watch you blink.

Leona: Pretty much everyone from my home country hates me.

Idia: And I'll be doxxing them.

Leona: My magic is destructive and takes life from my surroundings.

Idia: Mine opens the gates to the goddamn Underworld.

Leona: I lost to Malleus three years in a row.

Idia: We both kicked his ass literally in our sleep.

Leona: I'm depressed as fuck.

Idia: I'm depressed as fuck #2.

Leona: I could never give you what you need.

Idia: You give me everything I need, everything I didn't know I needed, and everything I never want to go the rest of my life without.

Leona:

Idia:

Leona: I snore.

Idia: Bold of you to assume I go to bed.

[wyvernslovecake]

The Oceanic Pervert is calling:

He SPECIFICALLY told Floyd to delete his contact information after their group project last year!

Does Riddle look like somebody who wants to be hounded at all hours of the day by a lackadaisical eel who blathers on about some random gum wrapper they found on the street that looks like some celebrity Riddle hasn't even heard of at best?

[wyvernslovecake]

He’s not sad he’s mad:

Floyd: Are you

Riddle: Don't

Floyd: Are you maybe?

Riddle: Don't you DARE.

Floyd: Are you maybe feeling a little?

Riddle: DON'T SAY IT!

Floyd: Just a tiny bit-

Riddle: DON'T SAY IIIIT!!! 😡😡😡

Floyd:

Riddle:

Floyd:

Riddle:

Floyd: Smad?

[wyvernslovecake]

Crazy enough Nyabootmon line included it being Cinderella in her mega stage

Yeah, it looks like Nyabootmon is connected to the Shoemon line!

I will admit I thought it was strange that Shoemon diverged from the woodland creature puppet vibe after Shoeshoemon, but I guess it does still align with the fairy tail theming even if the transition from Little Red Riding Hood with Chaperomon to Cendrillmon is a tad clunky. Like maybe the Ultimate form could have been some sort of pumpkin carriage based Digimon to keep the Cinderella theme consistent throughout the entire line?

They're all really cool Digimon though and I especially love how Chaperomon's signature attack is throwing a Molotov Cocktail from her basket and Cendrillmon's mouse minions travel around the Digital World with the glass slippers to find strong opponents for Cendrillmon.

[wyvernslovecake]

Their reasons:

I feel like being isolated in an underground complex miles below sea level with only your little brother for company who you end up inadvertently killing in your desperate bid to be an ordinary kid for once in both your lives id also a contributing factor.

But the others are definitely on the mark too.

[wyvernslovecake]

Idia trying to flirt with Leona:

By Leona's count, he's so far heard the lore dumps about 30 different games, 22 animes, 17 light novels, and just about every Star Rogue film. Even the crappy sequel trilogy because "even though it pisses all over the source material, it's still worth dissecting to fully explore just how much a discrepancy between directors and pivoting so far from the dynamic you established in the first two films is a recipe for squandering your series potential and alienating your already fractured viewerbase"

Leona: *nodding as he lounges on a pillow of some fluffy big-eyed alien mascot critter* So true, Underworld King.

[wyvernslovecake]

Headcanon:

Tsums will eat whatever they believe to be edible, so it’s a matter of the NRC boys to prevent the Tsums from eating stuff like;

-Glitter

-A Pebble

-Their Wands

-Leona and Jamil’s hair

If it can fit in your mouth, there's a high chance it's edible. That's the Tsum philosophy.

Deuce's tsum snuck into the Heartslabyul kitchen to eat 12 dozen eggs that were still in the carton. And because Tsums can change their size, it did grow as big as a barge.

Leona's tsum nibbles on grass no matter how much its larger counterpart snaps that it shouldn't be acting like an herbivore. It also keeps trying to push said grass towards Idia's tsum who bolts every time it sees leafy greens to go munch on Leona locks.

Floyd's tsum is the worst about this. It ate the homework of five different Octavinelle students (which Trein refused to accept as an excuse) and chugged an entire jar of shoe polish. Meanwhile, Jamil thought Azul's tsum wasn't leaving him alone because it wanted to get at his shiny hair ornaments when really it just wanted to nibble the hair said ornaments were attached to.

Epel's tsum tries to tuck in to anything that has an apple on it. The poor thing nearly choked on an apple-shaped paperweight.

Sebek screamed his tsum hoarse when he saw it chewing a literal hole in the walls of Diasomnia. The STONE walls of Diasomnia. The tsum had to be bribed with an entire salmon to get it to change course.