Looks like Noelle just did the world a favor and punched Eliot. She seems to be a little tense lately though. Any thoughts?
GOOD for you, noelle! about time someone clocked him. could this have anything to do with the recording from the z awards after party? speaking of, has anybody heard from cash lately?
Caspian Fowler; as high as a kite and looking like one too.
WAY to be, cash. we’d need drugs too to get through the disaster that is the z awards. we aren’t judging ya, sweetie. plus, if you happen to trainwreck, it’s all good press for us, too.
let’s begin with the good. we’d give you the bad news first, but we’re sure the best of that is yet to come.
first off, despite all the comments, we’re devastated that our beloved king has #Confirmed the mutual love between him and bean. we’re still holding out for his better sense to kick in, buton the plus side, we will admit they do look dapper together.
parker apparently is not pregnant, which is a real bummer. there’s always next month though, isn’t there? we were really hoping for a baby doll-esque dress so we could celebrate parker jr. but alas, it’s squashed. she did give us a little kick ( no pun intended ) by getting into it with one of our interviewers. do we smell a penelope-vs-brynn smackdown round two on the horizon? we suggest you all steer clear of the blonde, no matter how she looks. nice choice on the versace, honey.
did anyone see cash fowler absolutely slay that red carpet? we’re thinking he belongs at the met gala next to show a celebrity how to actually be innovative. those gold boots are everything and we’re gonna need that nail tutorial, cash.
in comparison, noelle fell short in the shadow of cash, but we’ll agree that blue is her colour. we’re keeping an eye on that budding love between her and gavin faulker and we’re hoping that something will unfold between them tonight.
another shocker on the red carpet: kenna massey-hart and eliot varner? did anyone else see that or were we just dreaming? normally, we’re on top of the gossip but that’s a pairing we weren’t expecting. not even when we asked eliot to deliver. it’s working, though – they looked glam as ever, coordinated but not too matchy matchy. they looked quite cozy with each otherand he ducked in to save her from a pesky interviewer just as icing on the cake. connor who? we’ll get on that trending twitter tag: #keliot. the only thing we’re not supporting is eliot’s decision to wear his sunglasses all night. we miss your pretty face.
speaking of kenna, apparently all that time out of the limelight has done her some good. not only with a new beau but, as confirmed on ash devon’s instagram, he’s wearing a custom massey-hart design. we tried really hard to look for something we hated here, but we just can’t find one. the black tie & suit game is getting old – and boy does ash look good in pink.
nathaniel meyer came through to slay us all with that makeup game as always. that glittering eyeshadow doesn’t get old. apparently he came through with lincoln as his date, which is unexpected, but blessed. put a knife through those bean & lincoln rumours and be the only person to rock green glimmering eyes without looking like a cheap hooker. beautiful.
simon hong appeared with another bold red carpet choice. that vibrant red is something we’re adoring and he wears it like a runway model. no hate here. we’re just disappointed his personality doesn’t match up. there’s slight potential here: apparently he’s hit the z awards with the legend herself, brynn holloway. we’d think she would opt for someone a little more buff to keep her from another potential nose job, but hey. whatever floats your boat.
well, we’re all out of compliments for the time being, but we assure you we’re everywhere tonight and knowing how these events go, once the champagne starts getting passed around, the real show will begin. don’t forget to track our tag: #ZATZ for live updates as the show goes on. cheers!
anyone got any dirt on the crew? what happens in and out of the spotlight seems to be just as shady.
THIS is true – actually, so much has already been said about the cast that it’s nothing new. what we want to see is what the crew has been up to or, at the very least, what they’ve been hearing behind closed doors. tessa, asteria, caspian, hen.. everybody’s got a secret, after all.
