May 19, 2017
Caspian Turd This big son of a bitch is the biggest tern in North America. It may also be the biggest turd. The aggressive shits are known for inflicting bloody wounds on the heads of people who accidentally wander into their territory on the beach. But if a single bald eagle flies overhead, the entire colony will take flight and leave the chicks to be eaten by gulls.
Identification: Bright coral red bill, poor parenting