summary | teasing ur boyfriend at his friend's house backfires
pairing | jschlatt x fem!reader
warnings/cw | smut, choking, public sex, degradation, humiliation, rough sex, no prep, jealous!schlatt
!! 18+ MINORS DNI !!
not proofread, sorry for any mistakes !!
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❧ teasing schlatt around his friends is not for the weak...
❧calling his dick small and making fun of his stroke game
❧ he just sits there and takes it
❧ tongue against his cheek
❧ sucking on his teeth
❧ you see the look he's giving you but it only fuels the fire
❧ whispering & laughing with his friends...especially ted
❧ so he waits till he sees you sneak upstairs to the bathroom
❧ follows you and doesn't even try to make it not obvious
❧ pushes the door open so hard as you're washing your hands it makes you jump
❧ "what are you do- shut the fuck up and turn around."
❧ his hand is gripping your throat, slightly cutting off ur air supply
❧ man handles you how he wants when you don't move
❧ ripping a hole in your fishnets bc he's too impatient
❧ "aren't you gonna prep me ?"
❧ "nah you can barely even feel it, right ?"
❧ thrusting balls deep in the first go
❧ doesn't let you hold back any of your pretty noises
❧"stop holding back. let it out. let. it. the. fuck. out."
❧ he accentuates his demands by thrusting harder after each word
❧"who owns this pussy?"
❧"yeah scream my fucking name, baby. let everyone know who makes you into the real slut you are."
❧ he's not stopping till you scream on his dick so loud the whole house knows what's going on in that bathroom
❧ "keep on crying. love how pretty you sound when you beg like that."
❧ he walks you back downstairs with mascara running down your face, hickeys covering your neck & chest, ripped fishnets, and cum running down your shaky legs
Hello, i love your fics! Im a bit embarassed but i had an idea earlier today. Imagine beig on a relationship with Ted while hes a trip visiting every margaritaville or rain forest, whatever you prefer and you miss him a lot so when you can finally go visit him on the trip he shows you how much he missed you by fucking you so good you barely walk the next day. Okay thats all, thank you bye!
a/n: oh my gosh don't be embarrassed! pls send me more stuff I love it !!! and thank you so much for the support< 33 it's mainly RFC buuuut i did a little bonus of margaitaville ft. schlatt at the end :))) sorry it took me a minute to see this in my inbox!! but I hope you enjoy it bc this was actually super fun to write !!
!! 18+ ONLY MINORS DNI !!
surprising ted on his rainforest cafe roadtrip hc's
❧ getting the trip schedule from eddy so you can pick which days works best for you
❧ planning it weeks before they even leave
❧ ted having literally no clue what’s happening
❧ stuffing his face with safari fries when he hears an all too familiar “teddy!” coming from behind him
❧ thinking he’s finally going crazy bc why is he imagining your voice amongst the animatronic themed restaurant's ambiance ??
❧ almost tackling him out of his chair when you finally reach him bc you didn’t realize you were full-on sprinting in the rainforest cafe
❧ a very sweet reunion that takes ted entirely by surprise
❧ (don't worry eddy gets a good angle) it's some nice behind-the-scenes footage for you two :))
❧ “jesus christ honey i didn’t know you’re that strong!”
❧ ted laying his head on your shoulder anytime he can
❧ sharing a sparkling volcano for the memory of it
❧ getting back to the hotel and making out in the elevator on the way to the room you booked
❧ him immediately pinning you to the door when it closes
❧ he's missed you so much
❧ missed your body so much
❧ he'd been having to take cold showers
❧ and that worked until he found the nude polaroids you had left him in his luggage
❧ he's been reduced to jerking off, switching to hot steam instead of a standing ice bath
❧ so you can't really blame him for taking you right there
❧ stripping you of only what's necessary
❧ if your wearing jeans? gone. pants of any kind? bye bye. shorts? across the room...but a dress or a skirt? he's just pushing it up your hips
❧ pulling your panties to the side (if you're wearing any op-)
❧ hiking one of your legs up onto his hip as he barely gets his cock out of his pants before pushing into you
❧ both of you letting out a gasp as he bottoms out
❧ him holding your hand against the door with one hand and rubbing your clit with the other
❧ eventually bringing your leg around his hip up over his shoulder so he can hit deeper
❧ him fucking you so rough the do not disturb sign's swinging on the other side of the door
❧ once you both cum he'll carry you over to the bed so he can finish stripping you
❧ slowly peeling the clothes away as he kisses your skin that appears
❧ him pushing your face into the sheets to muffle the porn star level moans leaving your mouth
❧ "god baby, you're gonna get us kicked out if you keep screaming like that."
❧ but how can you stay quiet when he's balls deep drilling you from the back giving you the best dick of your life ??
❧ him getting fed up so he puts one of his big ass hands over your mouth as he fucks you harder
❧ just the sounds of skin on skin slapping, ted's groans, and your muffled sobs fill the room
❧ going at least three more rounds before he's carrying you to the bathtub to clean you up
❧ begging him to get in with you and getting him to after pulling out the big eyes and jutted out bottom lip combo
❧ scooting up so he can slide in behind you
❧ just holding each other in the warm bubbley water
❧ "i love you so much baby, remind me to never go on a trip without you again."
❧ it's followed with a tender kiss on your forehead
❧ you pause a moment before shifting your head so you can catch his eyes, a smile overtaking your features
❧ he thinks you're gonna say something sappy, something that'll probably make you tear up
❧ "you can go on as many trips as you want if that's how you're gonna fuck me."
❧ he splashes you with the bath water...
❧ the next day he's calling you to hurry up and get ready, something about needing to be back on the road
❧ he gets met with a long, loud, angry groan in return
❧ "uuhhhh honey, you alright?"
❧ him being met with your pouty face looking up from the mound of pillow you had it buried in
"i don't wanna talk to you. you did this to me!"
❧ he's about to question you before you throw your legs off the side and go to stand...only to go tumbling over before ted leaps across the room to save you
❧"your hero," he's smirking down at you, hands around your back and hip as you dangle mid-air
❧ "...more like my murderer." you murmur it out
❧ "oh and who exactly did i kill? you look alive to me."
❧ "MY WHOLE LOWER BODY YOU BIGDICK ASSHOLE!"
(bonus)
you two definitely fuck at jschlatt's during margaritaville
❧ setting it up with schlatt bc you promise him a gift (WINK)
❧ you jump out and surprise them when they get to schlat't's place
❧ him almost tackling you this time
❧ "i fuckin' told ya! HA mother fucker now you owe me $50!" schlatt's laughing maniacally as usual
❧ ted fucking you in front of schlatt as a thank you for the surprise
❧ "this is way fuckin' better than on facetime." (read my other work to get the refrenceeeee)
❧ making you ride him as schlatt records it on ted's phone
❧ reverse cowgirl to get good angles of your pretty face and so ted can watch your greedy hole swallow up his big cock
❧ schlatt shoving the camera in your face when you start getting sloppy, thighs burning from riding your lover for so long
❧ "go on and look at me, angel," he's using his free hand to grip your throat to look at him but your eyes are still closed
❧ ted's interrupting him for a second, "do ya wanna cum? keep on bouncin' then. I'll rub your slutty lil clit if you keep takin' my dick so good."
❧ "be a good little bitch and smile for the camera—thaaaaat's it, honey."
do not…i repeat, DO NOT tease this man in public. don't be a brat, don't try to be slick, just don't…because if you do he's dragging your ass to wherever he can and fixing that attitude, asap.
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schlatt will have you bent over a sink giving you backshots so hard there's gonna be bruises on your hips from ramming into the counter over and over again…and don't even think about covering your mouth or holding back your sounds. he'll have a hand in your hair, yanking your head back towards him so he can get close to your ear.
"stop holdin back– wanna hear how fuckin pathetic you sound."
by the time your brain stops being fuzzy from the feeling of his facial hair on your neck, he lets go of your hair and there's the sound of his belt being drug thru the loops of his undone pants. when he's got it completely free your arms are being yanked behind you, binding them with the belt so he's got even more control over you. the expensive leather digging into your wrists only fuels the throb between your legs, adding more fog to your brain. he's forcing your back to arch now, slamming into you somehow harder and it's making you spill out all the pretty noises he loves to hear. it adds to his already inflated ego, and your poor pussy pays the price.
i'm fr warning you bro…mans won't hesitate to pull you out of whatever club your in and press you up against the rough alley wall and have his way. people walk by the alley ? he's going harder. you complain about the wall being uncomfortable ? he's pushing you down onto your knees to choke on his cock, hand holding your hair in a makeshift ponytail to control the movements. he's so condescending about it, too…
"if you wanted something down your throat so bad all you had to do was ask, sweet pea."
schlatt loves when you're bratty at home. he'll play along, fuck with you, fire it back, etc…but he expects you to be his good girl and on your best behavior when you're out with him. nothing less is acceptable.
so blame yourself when you leave your friend's bathroom with shaky legs and fucked up makeup. remember you asked for it when you're putting up groceries with a stinging raw ass and cum dripping down your legs. know there's no one else but yourself to hold accountable when your taking his dick– face smushed to the hood of his car with one hand, and a thumb in your ass with the other. you'll learn your lesson one of these days…and if you don't ? schlatt wouldn't mind that too bad, either ;)))
summary | porn i associate with jschlatt bc i’m a whore for him
pairing | jschlatt x fem!reader (kinda ft. chuckle sandwich & friends)
warnings/cw | porn, smut, choking, slapping, spanking, daddy kink, getting caught by your friends, rough sex, edging, public sex, fucking in someone else’s bed, degradation, praise, humiliation, orgasm ban, anal, overstimulation, drunk/high sex (with consent), car sex
!! 18+ MINORS DNI !!
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not proofread, sorry for any mistakes !!
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quickies
❧ “such a slut for me, aren’tcha sweetheart? yeah, you’re so goddamn easy for me.”
❧ fucks you like he HATES you during quickies…especially if you were being a brat or teasing him beforehand
❧ he’s going all out for the short amount of time given..give him 5 minutes or 5 hours he’s gonna have your legs shaking by the end of it.
❧ that man is gonna choke you, slap you, spit in your mouth, and still have time to fuck your throat with his dick that’s covered in your cum.
in an unlocked room of a nye party
❧ you did not see yourself ending up here…on some dude’s bed at a nye streamer party your boyfriend invited you to
❧ but schlatt doesn’t tolerate disrespect well. so when the host’s roommate started flirting with you as soon as he disappeared to get you two drinks…you knew he ur pussy was done
❧ he watched in amusement as you tried to let him down easy at first, but when he started calling you a bitch and grabbing at you it took schlatt all of three seconds to be between you two
❧ his fist clenched the man’s collar as you tried to calm him down
❧ “baby it’s okay- i’m okay!”
❧ “he’s not worth it, jonny!”
❧ “b-baby please just let it go!”
❧ he dropped eye contact with the man when he felt your nails digging into his shoulder
❧ he knew he had to push him away when he saw the worried look on your face— tears threatening your waterline
❧ but big guy’s gotta get his frustrations out somehow, and he knows the perfect way to get revenge and make you feel better
❧ so with a sigh, he releases the douchebag’s shirt with a shove and grabs your hand to lead you upstairs
❧ “yeah i bet you like gettin fucked on this prick’s bed knowing he could walk in at anytime, huh? like knowing the closest that bastard’s ever gonna get to this pussy is the fucking stain on his sheets.”
❧ you’re praying to the almighty man himself that jonny doesn’t notice the way your stomach twists up with the flames of an orgasm building..
❧ but god’s not listening and he’s laughing along with your boyfriend..who’s grinning down at you as he leans in to your ear
❧ “oh i felt that, sweetheart. felt this slutty pussy tighten up on me when i said that. knew you were nasty— but fuuuuuccck.”
❧ he’s g r o w l i n g his words out at this points
❧ teeth pulling on your earlobe followed by his hot breath fanning against it
❧ “m’gonna make you squirt all over this fucking comforter, doll. leave him a gift to push his face into as he jerks his sorry excuse of a dick off.”
❧ safe to say you two left a wet spot the size of russia and a lasting impression on twitter.
(bonus)
❧ “and to think you kept whining about some dumb kiss…shoulda known i always go above and beyond for my girl.”
giving you a punishment one two three
❧ “count or im startin over, understand?”
❧ don’t even think out nodding your head..
❧ cause he’ll put his fingers in your hair and yank your head back to meet his eyes as his other hand lands the first smack on your ass
❧ “use your goddamn words..you know better than that, angel.”
❧ “y-yes sir!! i understand! i’m sorry won’t happen again..i’ll listen— promise !!” comes tumbling out in a high pitched whine
❧ “ya better or you’re not cumming at all. gonna bruise this ass and leave ya all messy and unsatisfied like a whore. you want that, y/n ?”
❧ as hot as that sounds you definitely don’t want that..too horny and too pent up to be able to breathe without cumming
❧ so you fall into submission easily, counting out each spank he gives you
❧ thanking him profusely after he’s satisfied enough to slide his big fingers into your cunt
❧ “don’t thank me yet, i still haven’t decided to let you cum.”
❧ he can sense the frown spreading across your face at the whine you let out, so he picks up the pace of finger fucking you
❧ his unoccupied hand returning to giving you more harsh slaps across the ass
❧ “drop the attitude, toots or m’not gonna let you cum. just gotta keep being a good girl for me, can ya do that? can ya reach back here and give daddy a kiss?”
❧ so you gather all your strength as you strain your upper half to face him, tears falling down your cheeks as you reach for his lips
❧ it’s anything but what you’re expecting— slow and passionate. full of the love and softness as he batters your pussy and let’s you moan into his mouth
❧ “such a fucking good girl for me, knew you were in there somewhere. my pretty doll just needed to be reminded of her place, huh? fuck your self back on— thaaaat’s it.”
❧ but every time you’re about to cum he’s pulling his fingers out and spanking your pussy
❧ the frustration builds as you thrash around
❧ whining that “s’not fuckin fair!”
❧ “keep strugglin and i’ll really give you something to cry about.”
❧ his harsh tone makes you come to a halt, eyes red & legs shaking from being pulled back from the edge so many times
❧ and as soon as you still and meet his gaze he’s bullying his digits back into your sore pussy again
(bonus)
❧ “go ahead and cum for me, baby. been so good— yeah, cream all over my fingers…goooood fuckin girl.”
❧ sometimes instead of edging you jonny gives you exactly what you want…he’ll let you cum and he’s not gonna stop till you can’t cum anymore.
❧ “keep on fucking whining like you didn’t ask for this, y/n.”
❧ your chest is pressed against his and he’s got a death grip on your waist
❧ the only sound in the room is your loud cries and the sloppy fucking of his fingers into you
❧ your ass high in the air as he drills your pussy, pulling orgasm after orgasm out of your tired body
❧ “keep still-stop goddamn squirmin!”
❧ it’s barked into your ear, chops scratching your skin as he roughly grabs your jaw and forces your eyes to meet
❧ “i swear to god if keep moving i’ll strap the hitachi to your clit and leave you here all night.”
❧ before you can respond he’s setting a lightening quick pace, pussy spasming round him once again
❧ “fuuuck give it to me, darlin. you can keep going, come on and show me how good this pussy cums for me.”
❧ he only does it as an end to an orgasm ban (when you break a rule so he doesn’t let you cum for a certain amount of time..not even by yourself)
❧ you have to seriously piss schlatt off for him to ban you (he loves your pussy too much)
❧ but when he does…
❧ he’s not touching your pussy at all
❧ not gonna let you touch it either
❧ not even allowed to have your clit played with when it’s a punishment fuck
❧ you have to get off from the anal alone and if you don’t…that’s not his problem lmao
❧ maybe next time you’ll listen and behave for him…
❧ till then he’s using your ass as a fleshlight and lettin your week-long neglected pussy leak out so much it covers your thighs & all of his lower half
(bonus)
❧ “oh goddamn it, babydoll. didn’t know i could get you to squirt without even touching your pussy..imma have to do it again.”
late night car shenanigans one two
❧ it started off so innocent 🥲
❧ jonny asking if you wanted to ride around and listen to music with him at 3 am
❧ it’s a usual thing you two do together when you couldn’t sleep so you didn’t think much of it
❧ so you slipped on a tank top & a cardigan with a cute new mini skirt to match
❧ little did you know that skirt is your boyfriend’s new found kryptonite
❧ so now the skirt’s bunched around your waist
❧ your back’s pressed half against the door half against the passenger seat with your boyfriend’s fingers deep inside your pussy as he speeds down the interstate
❧ the loud bass that’s usually filled the car is silent
❧ schlatt wants to be sure he can hear his favorite symphony— your noises accompanied by the sounds of your wet pussy
(bonus)
❧ “whatcha want to eat, love? i know cumming like that had to make you work up an appetite.”
❧ “don’t worry about me i’ll eat my favorite meal at home. it’s hot and ready whenever i want.” (yes he’d make a little caesar’s joke about ur coochie tell me i’m wrong)
❧ camping with chuckle sandwich seemed like a good idea
❧ till you were drunk in the woods and only 10 feet away from your friends in tents
❧ “j-jonny we can’t..not with them right there.”
❧ “come on doll, they won’t even notice.”
❧ “you and i both know i can’t stay quiet enough for that..baby please.”
❧ as tipsy as he is he knows you’re right..so he sneaks you two out of the tent
❧ he grabs two new beers and leads you back to the parking lot of the forrest
❧ once you’re in the car it’s game over
❧ you’re both insatiable as you make out on his lap
❧ in your drunken kiss you knock the sun visor down and a pre-rolled blunt falls between you two on your laps
❧ you bite your lip as you look between the blunt and your boyfriend..hoping he catches your drift
❧ he catches that shit.
❧ so now your getting railed in the passenger seat as schlatt leans over you and shotguns the smoke into your mouth
❧ the feeling of being cross faded adds so much to being fucked
❧ you’re so sensitive it’s insane
❧ schlatt swears he’s never heard you making these types of noises before
❧ doesn’t even care about the carpet burn that’s starting to form on his knees
❧ the feeling of being crossed and inside of you is enough to make him speed up is thrusts
❧ you’re so lost in each other you don’t realize the sun starting to rise
❧ so lost in the sauce jonny just turns his phone off to stop it from ringing (he doesn’t even check to see who it is RIP)
❧ or hear the footsteps and calls of your names nearing the parking lot
❧ or when your friends finally knock on the car door they’re met with a porn star level performance from you both
❧ you’ll blame it on the substances later because right now nothing is gonna stop you both from covering the seat in another load of your almost future children
(bonus)
❧ “do you think they know?”
❧ schlatt gives you a small smile and kiss to the forehead
❧ “of course not, doll”
❧ you settle at the news, anxiety leaving your body
faking an orgasm w/ chuckle sandwich (100 followers special)
summary | rip that pussy fr. you fake an orgasm and must pay the prices for ur actions bro. praying ur coochie survives tbh...
pairing | jschlatt x fem!reader , ted nivision x fem!reader, charlie slimecicle x fem!reader
warnings/cw | smut, overstimulation, edging, doggy style, fingering, rough sex, humiliation, degradation, fucking while on ft, bathroom sex, spanking, mean!ted, sucking balls bc I'm nasty, male masturbation, panties used as binds, orgasm denial, etc.
word count | 4k
!! 18+ MINORS DNI !!
a/n: sorry this is late guys i had some family emergencies !! buuut it's finally here !! i was gonna make it longer, but ill make up for it with more soon :))) hope you ennjooyyy !! (AND AGAIN THANK YOU FOR 100 AHHHH)
not proofread, sorry for any mistakes !!
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↳˗ˏˋ jschlatt ˊˎ˗ ↴
the clock on the living room shelf reads 3:15am. you can barely make it out from your current position; face smushed into the couch cushions with your ass in the air. schlatt's got a hand on your back, forcing the arch deeper as he watches himself disappear into your pussy.
"please go f-faster !"
"only after you cum for me, doll..you know the deal."
there's a hint of a smile in his tone, and it pisses you off. he's been gone for 3 1/2 weeks and this is how he treats you when he gets back? you always make fun of him for being impatient...but now he's proving you wrong in the cruelest of ways. he surprised you a week earlier than planned, snuck up on you while you took your morning shower. you were so lost in your own world you didn't notice the door reopening & closing, or the sound of his clothes hitting the floor..you definitely didn't notice the sound of the shower door, because it made your heart fall out of your ass when you felt arms wrap around your naked waist.
"it's just me, sweetheart," rung out in that deep ny accent you're become accustomed to.
you turned around in his arms, swatting attacks on his chest. your smile shining even as you tried to hold up the annoyed front. he looked at you with so much love and admiration it almost made you feel bad as you went to scold him, "what the hell, jay! you scar-"
but he cut you off with a passionate kiss. weeks worth of missing you all wrapped up into it. from the way he traced figure 8's on your hip, to the other hand that left to cradle your face..you could feel it all pouring out of him. but the second your arms wrapped around his neck to deepen it, he pulled away with that signature 'up to no good' smirk of his plastered on that mother fucking face.
"come on, babe. we gotta hurry so you can open your early gifts."
so he kissed your forehead and continued the shower like normal..he let you wash his hair like always and even let you do your skin routine on him. he made breakfast with you while wearing matching face masks, and after you ate he made you open the gifts he got you while away...well most of them.
and when you tried to show him your thanks in the form of getting on your knees...he stopped you. "I wasn't suppose to be back for a whole other week," that stupid ass smirk returned to his face. "so you can be good girl and wait...can't ya, honey? you can prove to me you deserve your last gift, right?"
the mention of another gift caught you off guard, you tilted your head at him from between his legs with confusion written all over your face.
"if it's not your cock I don't want it," comes out with a pout trailing on your lips.
a hand grabbed you, cheeks smushed together as he dragged your faces together. "trust me when I tell you I won't touch you for a whole goddamn month if you don't listen, understood? you think a week is bad, doll? let's try 4."
you whined out a pitiful noise before nodding in agreement. the hand quickly moved down to your throat. "don't push your luck, y/n. now..I said are.we.understood?" he let his grip tighten around your throat after each word, that fuzzy feeling clouding your head.
"y-yeah jay, I understand!"
.........
you made it all of 3 days into the 7 before you caved..coming to him dressed in nothing but the pretty chiffon slip he gifted you from his trip, begging for a truce. so he smiled at you and said he'd fuck you how you like...all you had to do is let him have his way with you for 4 orgasms. since you couldn't wait the remaining days like he wanted, he'd just make you wish you had...
the first orgasm was fast; he didn't waste any time sliding your see thru dress up your thighs to bury his tongue between them. he ate you like a man starved– messy and loud as he sucked every drop that left your sweet pussy.
the second wasn't too far behind the first. schlatt didn't give you time to recover as he shoved two of his fingers inside you before sucking on your clit again. your hands tangled in his hair, back arching and toes curling.
it took him all of 5 minutes to have you cumming again for the third time. adding another finger and grinding it into your spot while leaving open mouth kisses on your body. sucking on your neglected nipples thru the sheer fabric, his palm stimulating your clit just right.
and that brings us to now– the fourth and last before you get your reward, but schlatt's not playing fair. he's edging you at such a slow pace there are tears streaming down your face. it feels like he's been at it for hours. slowly slipping in and out of your pussy, pulling out and giving you a pussy job when he feels you're too close.
you're frustrations are at an all time high...so you do something you've never thought about with schlatt. you start breathing harder, thrashing around a little, and you put on your best performance...so full of yourself and so confident he won't notice.
as soon as your done, you're feigning exhaustion as you lower your hips down to the soft texture of the couch. schlatt leans his body down onto yours, his chest against your back. a hand comes up to run through your hair, and you let yourself lean into its comfort.
until it turns into his fingers digging into your scalp and pulling your head back so he's right against your ear, "you know the funniest thing just happened, honey. you made all that racket, but I didn't feel my pussy tighten up like she does when she cums."
your apology shortly dies on your tongue, because schlatt's pulling out of you and landing spanks to your pussy in an instant. he flips you over, and with a hand tightly on your throat he's bullying his cock back into you. he isn't holding back this time though— ohhhh no. you wanna spoil his fun ? you wanna be a brat ? fine he's just gonna fuck you till your pussy can't cream on him anymore.
"funny to think you're always calling me the impatient one, but now you're the one that can't wait 4 more days to get this pussy played with, huh angel?"
when the last load of jonny’s cum is bullied into your cunt the sun rise is shining in thru the windows, basking you both in a warm amber glow. you both find comfort in the cosy ambiance that settles around you.
and you're both panting, trying to catch your breaths from the pipe he just laid when a sinister smirk crosses your face, "soooooo…can I have my gift now?"
schlatt let's out an airy laugh before he lands a playful slap to your ass, pulling you closer to him before leaving a kiss to your forehead.
"absolutely not. you're waiting the 4 damn days, and I don't wanna hear no lip about it neither."
“buuuut baaaaabbbbyyy i- oOOOOUUUUCCHHHH !!”
you’re grabbing at your forehead and kicking your legs out defensively towards your boyfriend because of the flick he just gave you. he’s obviously finding it amusing, rolling away from your line of reach while tears fill his eyes from laughing so hard.
“goddamn you got a thick ass cranium, babe! my fucking finger hurts so bad!”
(bonus)
unlike you, he actually holds out until the last day. schlatt's super excited though, considering the importance of the date. he couldn't sleep at all the night before, so he wakes you up with breakfast in bed..a box on the tray with a necklace inside.
"happy anniversary, doll. now you'll have a piece of me even when I'm away."
↳˗ˏˋ ted ˊˎ˗ ↴
when ted came up behind you as you did you’re makeup, the last thing you expected was to be bent over the bathroom counter taking back shots. you both needed to be heading out the door 5 minutes ago, but your boyfriend got too distracted by your costume. so now he’s balls deep fully dressed as austin powers while he has your top pulled down so he can see your tits bouncing.
“we-we’re gonna be l-laaaaate!” you’re whining while making eye contact with him thru the mirror.
you're trying so hard to not mess up your makeup, only having had your lips left to do...but now your wig’s not set, your outfits not ready anymore, and you're gonna have to cover up the hickeys he’s leaving on your neck. to say you’re stressed out would be an understatement.
“baby, you know schlatt doesn’t start anything on time. i bet no one’s even there yet, okay ? now stop worrying that pretty little head and let me make you feel good.”
as if on cue there’s a ding from your phone, a message from the big man himself asking when you think you two will be arriving since you’re bringing a good amount of the liquor.
“ignore him,” it comes out gruff as he flips your phone over so the screens no longer showing.
"b-but i still have to fin-finish getting ready!"
"and you will," the hand gripping the back of your neck forces you to look at your own reflection, "...but not until we're done, princess. now look at how pretty you are and take this dick."
your phone is vibrating now, ringing so loud it makes you jump at first. you already know it's schlatt and in that moment you start debating on the worst best? decision you've ever made. you go back and forth but when the sound of the phone dissipates followed by another text...you make up your mind. so without missing a beat, you start scrunching up your face, pushing your ass back against his thrusts, and faking the best moans you can produce. ted stops immediately, a confusing look adorning his face. he pulls out and you can feel him staring into your soul before you even rise your eyes to meet his gaze.
"....what...was that, y/n?"
"w-what do you mean? i cam dumbie," you smile up at him thru the reflection, "now let me finish getting ready, and ill suck you off while you drive."
ted's jaw drops at that, a scoff leaving his body as he shakes his head in disbelief. he's laughing soon enough, laughing so hard he falls forward to clutch his stomach.
"i know you're not calling that half-assed, theater kid performance an orgasm!"
your cheeks go red as you look away in the mirror; you can feel him staring into your soul without even looking up to meet his gaze.
“look at me, baby.”
but you don’t..you’re too shy now that he knows the truth.
“y/n.”
he’s turning you around now, but your eyes are trained on they bathroom tiles below you. refusing to meet his eyes as he calls your name again. next thing you know a hand is lightly gripping your chin to tilt it up towards him.
“just look at me, love. swear i’m not mad.”
so you take a deep breath before looking up, pouty lips and puppy dog eyes in full affect.
“stop looking at me like that.”
“like what ?”
“like that.”
you furrow your brows and lightly slap him on the chest before attempting to turn back around. but ted’s arms are wrapping around you, your naked chest pressed to his clothed one. he notices your nipples are sensitive as you shiver from the contact as they brush against his costume. at this he picks you up to set you on the counter.
“i think i need to teach you a lesson, baby.”
you whine at this, voice annoyed as you once again try to tell him you need to get ready. but ted’s spanking your inner thigh to get you to shut up, his voice deepening for what he says next.
“what’s rule one, princess?”
your thighs clench around his hand even though it’d take him less than 5 seconds to overpower you and force them back open again. you curse as the involuntary needy tone leaves you and flows thru the air, sounding breathless as you go to answer him.
“…n-no..no back talking.”
“mhmm,” he’s pushing your legs apart and sliding his fingers closer to your center, “and what are you doing?”
a frown spreads across your face, “..i-i’m talking back..”
“so what should i do, y/n?” he’s rubbing circles on your clit at this point, making you feel all fuzzy.
“y-you should punish me, teddy.”
he’s groaning out at the nickname, fingers moving to push inside of you at a rough pace. you can hear the sound of ted’s fingers fucking you and his palm smacking your clit from how good he’s giving it to you. you start squirming around from the feeling, so overwhelmed since you didn’t expect to be this sensitive from not actually cumming earlier. but his free arm is wrapping around your hips to keep you still as he starts pressing kisses to your jaw, bound to add to the mess of marks he’s already left there. you’re sweating at this point, clawing at your boyfriend's shoulders as he moans into your neck.
“you're gonna cum on my fingers, cum on my dick, then we're leaving. you can fix your shit in the car since you're in such a hurry, princess."
you're moaning out at that, getting tighter at how rude his tone is. ted's been rough with you plenty of times. he's your dom for christ's sake, but...he's never been this mean.
(and you're mclovin it)
"aww you like that? felt you clenchin on me, baby," you can feel his smile against your skin.
you're nodding your head, too busy moaning to find words. the orgasm building in your stomach is coming faster than you realized.
'i-i'm gonna cuuuum!"
"go ahead, cum all over my fingers like the slut you are."
the orgasm rips thru your body at the permission, your noises being silenced as ted gives you a passionate kiss while he helps you ride it out. as soon as your body calms down he's pulling you off the counter,
"ohh shit, i got you love!"
he catches you on your shaky legs, kissing your nose before spinning you around. you're finally met with your reflection once again, ted's cock lining up with your entrance as one of his hands intertwines with yours. he slides in slowly, bottoming out with a groan. he stays still for a few minutes just to tease you..and it works. so you start pushing back against him, wiggling your ass for extra measure. he's landing a light slap to your ass with his free hand, a smirk on his lips as he starts slamming into you. but soon enough your phone's going off again, schlatt's face filling up your screen for the second time tonight.
"answer it."
"w-what?"
"answer it, princess. let's see how good your poker face is."
your free hand scrambles to grab your phone, bending over a little so ted's out of the frame and your tits aren't on screen.
"what the fuck is taking you bastards so long?" comes blaring through your speakers.
"s-sorry we're gonna head o-out soon!" you try to say it normally, but with the way ted's filling you up, it's nearly impossible.
schlatt's drowning in confusion, but then ted makes a mistake...he thursts in balls deep, a loud clap followed by your moans you can't hold back.
"t-teddy!" your brows are scrunching up and your toes curling as your boyfriend keeps the new pace, your grip loosening so schlatt gets an eye full of your tits bouncing with his best friend behind you. schlatt goes quiet, memorized by the sight on his phone.
"show big guy how you cream for me, love...and make sure he sees your pretty face when you cum."
your eyes roll into the back of your head when his fingers find your clit, cum so much it starts running down his dick and staining his pants. he fucks you through your orgasm, holding your overstimulated body up as he starts back up.
"almost done, baby. gonna cum in your cunt first though," he's bringing your still-conjoined hands to his mouth, pressing a kiss to the back of yours. he starts jackhammering his hips as your whines get louder. "w-want your cum, teddy! g-give it to me-- please baby. need it!"
ted slams into you one last time, stopping balls deep as you shiver from him pressing against your g spot juuuust right. he lets out a deep groan as he empties inside of you, pulling your head back to reconnect your lips as his hands wrap around your waist.
(bonus)
silence ensues as your breathing regulates, falling into the comfort of his embrace...until your ears pick up on a familiar accent,
"holy.fucking.shit."
↳˗ˏˋ charlie ˊˎ˗ ↴
you and charlie are having a movie night at his place, the half-eaten popcorn bowl abandoned on the coffee table beside an empty bag of gummy bears. the sun setting and your full belly are a bad combo as your eyelids grow heavier as the seconds tick by. you're about to pass out when you feel him move behind you, hips pressing into yours as he yawns. you let out a loud whine, cockwarming him now backfiring as it makes you start to throb around him.
"don't tell me you were about to fall asleep," his voice startles you so you jump a little. making your predicament worse as it makes his dick hits a spot deep within you, moaning out as you press your thighs together. "s-shut up!"
he just laughs at that, wrapping his arms around you to pull you flush against his chest. you grip his forearms, feeling him somehow sink even deeper into you. "stooop baby..this isn't fair!"
you look over your shoulder, giving him a sad look to guilt trip him. it seems to work because he's pulling out to quickly slam back in, hands going to strip you of his oversized hoodie you have on. (the ONLY thing you have on btw)
charlie's a sweetheart, always treating you like a queen in and out of the bedroom. but you notice the dark look in his eye sometimes, the way he gets lost in his head and will start pounding into you. you know he's holding back, can sense it every time your intimate...and you crave to know what's going thru his head in those moments. so you do the only thing you know charlie will hate. you two specifically spoke about faking orgasms the first time you has sex.
"just be honest with me, i need to learn your body and what you like. don't gotta pretend with me, y/n. never with me, okay?"
you know he's got a dom in him somewhere, so you do what you have to to see if you can bring it out. as he squeezes your newly uncovered tits you start your plan with loud moans pouring from your mouth. you do the poorest job of faking it, making sure to give your worst performance possible. you feel charlie freeze up behind you, his arms loosening from around you.
"ch-charlie?" your voice shakes as you call out to him, "why'd you stop, baby?"
before you know it he's pulling out of your pussy, forcing you off the couch and onto your knees. "you know exactly why. don't act fucking dumb," his eyes are set into a glare as he spits the words at you. your hands go to grab his cock, thinking he wants to use your throat. but he's slapping your hands away before going to grab your panties off the floor, using them to bind your hands behind your back.
"now you're gonna fucking sit there and let me cum on that pretty face like the slut you are," he's standing in front of you now, towering over your naked frame on the floor. your sitting on your knees, bound and so wet it's driving you insane. your boyfriend's muscles are flexing as he pumps his cock, red angry tip leaking precum profusely.
you start squirming, trying to get some pleasure from pressing your thighs together as you watch him in all his glory. he thankfully doesn't notice for a few minutes, too lost in his new mindset he's finally opening up. but when he does he's kicking your legs apart, free hand going to your hair to bring your attention up to him, "so goddamn needy but you're not cumming tonight, baby."
you whine at that, opening your mouth to talk back but you're cut off by charlie shoving his balls into your mouth. your brain melts as your tongue massages him, eyes going hazy as you slip into sub space. there's drool running down your chin, switching between his balls as he starts letting out some whines of his own.
"keep fucking sucking," he's quickening his pace now. the air in the room reeking of sex as charlie's chest starts heaving, cheeks growing red as he nears closer to his orgasm. you do your best to make it the best you can without your hands, pussy leaking all over the floor from the sight above you.
"oooh fuuuuuccckkk," he's forcing your head to stay choking on his balls as he pumps himself to the edge. your eyes are rolling into the back of your skull from the grip in your hair, moaning out at the feeling. he's whimpering as ropes of his cum paint your face, the vibrations finally sending him into nirvana. he releases your hair, petting your head as he leans down to untie your wrists.
"you okay, baby? did i go too far? fuck I'm so sor-" you cut him off with a kiss. silencing his doubts as you burst into a smile, pulling away to smirk at him as you reflect on what just happened.
"my plan totally worked!"
his mouth falls open at your confession, completely caught off guard by your sneaky ass games.
"i knew you couldn't have been that bad of an actor! no way that was your best fake orgasm!" he's smiling at you as he brings your wrists to his mouth, leaving kisses against the red marks.
"obviously! i could definitely fool you if I wanted," a scream leaves your lips as soon as the sentence leaves your mouth. charlie doesn't hesitate to throw you over his shoulder as he lands a playful slap on your ass.
"yeah sure, cupcake," your view of the floor is flipped as your boyfriend tosses you onto his bed. "now lay back and let me show you why you don't ever have to fake an orgasm again...even if it was only to set me off. "
"i don't know…it got us what we both wanted, right?" there's a light in your eyes as you say it, giggles flowing thru you effortlessly.
"oh you're trouble," he's lowering himself against your body, smile never leaving his face.
"yeah…but that's why you like me so much."
"yeah.. it is you fucking psycho."
(bonus)
"cooome on, baby," it's moaned into your overstimulated pussy, charlie devouring you from underneath. he's been between your thighs for an hour now, with this last round leading him to sweet-talk you into sitting on his face. your juices are running down his face and chest, hands tangled in his hair. you two lock eyes as your stomach starts twisting up for the fifth time tonight. there's a smugness to his voice as your legs start shaking around his head, "yeaaahh this one's real, huh honey?"
yes 😭 sorry i haven’t posted i’ve just been uber depressed and have been uninspired with everything i try to write...if anyone wants to send me some asks id love to fill them !! i’m gonna make a posts with an updated list of everyone i write for today as well :))
