#lexus wright

[vampireb4it]

to the women of panem, would you fuck a clone of yourself?

Pyper: yes.

Helena: no.

Kora: i don’t want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and i am not gay.

Amira: i’m not gay but i would totally fuck my clone.

Bekah: i’m gay, but i don’t even want to fuck my clone. too much hotness to handle even for me.

Lexus: i don’t want to fuck my clone because my self loathing is THAT strong.

Ronnie: i’d totally fuck my clone because i want to know if i’m good in bed.

Rosie: i’d fuck my clone, because scientifically who would know how to fuck me better than me?

Vik: to be honest, fucking my clone has always been a fantasy of mine.

Ziggy: it’s basically the same thing as masturbating right? so no big deal.

Terra: it’s not the same thing as masturbating. it’d be like having sex with your twin. wrong and bad!

Val: i would not have sex with my clone because what if they were evil.

Alaska: not only would i have sex with my clone, i’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking i am.

[incorrectlk]

vik: why is it, when something drunk and disastrous happens, it’s always you four?

azure: (covered in glitter and wearing sunglasses indoors)

lexus: (sporting a hickey the size of planet earth on her left boob)

cassian: (with a split lip and a shiner)

eikko: (covered in pancake batter)

[incorrectkaye]

the coffee maker is broken

alaska: so, who broke it? i'm not mad. i just wanna know.

rosie: ... i did. i broke it.

alaska: no, no you didn't. lexus?

lexus: don't look at me. look at pyper.

pyper: what? i didn't break it.

lexus: huh, that's weird. how did you even know it was broken?

pyper: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

lexus: suspicious.

pyper: no, it's not!

jacob: if-if it matters, probably not, but ant was the last one to use it.

ant: liar! i don't even drink that crap!

jacob: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

ant: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, jacob!

rosie: okay, okay, let's not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it, alaska.

alaska: no. who broke it?

pyper: alaska? soryn's been awfully quiet.

soryn: really?

pyper: yeah, really.

soryn: oh, my god!

*everyone starts fighting*

alaska: *looks at the camera* i broke it. it burned my hand, so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. good. it was getting a little chummy around here.

[incorrectkat]

lexus: sexy train is leaving the station.

lexus: check out this caboose.

lexus: later, sluts.

[incorrectsnow-blog]

Lexus: [seeing a rebel] I’m going to poke it with a stick.

Ant: No, why would you do that!

[vampireb4it]

Panem as Guardians of the Galaxy Quotes

Lexus: when you’re ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are.

Cassian: nothing goes over my head. my reflexes are too fast, i would catch it.

Azure: oh boo-hoo-hoo, “my wife and child are dead!!”

Arch: i’ve mastered the art of standing so still that i become invisible to the eye. watch.

Kora: i look around us, and you know what i see? losers. i mean – folks who have lost stuff.

Dmitri: it’s not a purse, it’s a knapsack!

Helena: don’t ever call me a thesaurus.

Cain: if i had a blacklight, this place would look like a jackson pollock painting.

Vik: i would not slice his throat. i would cut his head clean off.

Alaska: i have... 12% of a plan.

Kaiden: does anyone have tape? i wanna put some tape over the death button.

Boyd: SCREW YOU, SPACESHIP

Cassia: that is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life.

Val: you just want to suck the joy out of everything.

Soryn: they got my dick message!

Panda: who put the sticks up their butts?

Zaide: we’re a bunch of jackasses...standing in a circle.

[incorrectlk]

lexus: kinky.

lexus: i LOVE it.

[incorrectlk]

lexus: i'm going out.

alaska: don't do anything that i don't do!

lexus: like what? get laid?

[later]

antoinette: why is alaska sobbing on the bathroom floor?