incorrect quotes

incorrect quotes for my roleplay characters.

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adonis: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever had sex?

wes: i don’t think you’re psychologically ready for that conversation.

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wes: thea and adonis sittin in a tree!

wes: k-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i

wes:

wes: do you hear that bird?

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“I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.”

— Wes.

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“Sometimes Milo asks “Wes, What do you think you’re doing?” But that just means stop. He doesn’t actually want to know my thought process.”

— Wes.

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“Unbelievable, Wes. When your powers combine, you and Adonis. are somehow even more stupid than the sum of your stupids.”

— Milo.

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“You’re looking as spry as ever, my compliments to the virgins whose blood you bathe in.”

— Mason, to Izzie.

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izzie: i bet you thought this was just a witch.

izzie: BUT IT WAS ME, ISABEAU!

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“I can read! …Not very well but I can read! AND THOSE LETTERS… ARE BACKWARDS!”

— Izzie, looking at her first grimoire.

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kenna: iz, you doing alright?

izzie: no, i’m upset you won’t let me make a flamethrower and use it to throw flame.

kenna: you’re right, i will not let you do that.

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izzie: if i run and leap at atlas, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

izzie: COMING IN!

atlas: no! i’m holding coffee!

izzie: (runs and jumps)

atlas: (drops coffee and catches her)

izzie: i told you!

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“So nice of you to greet us, Isabeau. I thought surely you’d still be crushed under that house in Munchkinland.”

— Mason, to Izzie.

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izzie: i just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse.

atlas: please tell me those aren’t the names of your fists.

izzie: my feet, actually. i’m more of a kicker.

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izzie: do you really think i’m a great witch?

atlas: of course i do!

izzie: THEN STOP BOSSING ME AROUND

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izzie, watching the news: huh. some idiot tried to fight a squid.

atlas, covered in squid ink: maybe the squid was being a dick.

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“One-dle plus one-dle equals... toodles!”

— Isabeau, leaving camp.

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atlas: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

izzie: i'm a KNIFE

dominick, from across the room: she's the little spoon.

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You know what, Mason? I have dreams. And sometimes in those dreams, things happen to you.

Isabeau