To smoaksoliver; my orca loving, Taylor Swift stanning, rude as hell best friend/clone/platonic soulmate, Haley, Happy 22nd Birthday ❤
I know this past year has been rough for you and that nothing is ever going to be the same, but I’m so proud of you, sweetie. You’re amazing. You’re one of the strongest people I know. Even though I’ve never been lucky enough to meet you, (someday it will happen, it has to and we’ll run to each other and hug while Rainy Season plays because that’s just who we are) you’ve been a huge role model to me over the past 4 years that we’ve been friends. Thank you for befriending an annoyingly cliche 14 year old back then because I wouldn’t be who I am if I hadn’t met you.
You’re the best. You’re a dork. You used to eat corn dogs with peanut butter on them. Your cat is actually a human toddler and your dog is afraid of her. You’re actually the real life combination of Rapunzel and Taylor Swift, with a hint of Satan. You’re the jasonmorgans to my samanthamorgans. I tell you “I hate you” and “LEAVE” 4 times a day, but I love you and I can’t imagine not having you around so please never actually leave. You’re my clone; we like basically all the same things, we get sick at the same time, we literally finish each others sentences and say the same things at the same time. I think we’re considered friendship goals, but I’m not even sure this is friendship because we’re literally just weird clones who do the same things and everyone else we’re friends with spends 90% of the time like ????? over us. One of us can say a JaSam quote and the other person will show up in record time with a retaliation quote (”It was winter then, remember?”). Kirsten Storms probably has both of us muted on twitter because she’s seen us through so many shipping breakdowns and fandom changes. I know you’ve never watched Grey’s Anatomy, but Meredith and Cristina are brotp goals, but by my standards, we have them beat. You’re my person.
Thank you for everything you’ve done for me and thank you for being such an amazing friend. This whole thing kinda sucked and I’m not really good with this kind of stuff, but you get the point; I love you. And yes, I love you MORE.
PS taylorswift, Haley is one of your biggest fans and if you could wish her a happy 22nd birthday, it would mean the world to both of us ❤














