Idk if you're swamped with these but bruh. Fmu.
You’re dealing with past instances of child abuse. Perhaps as a result of low self-esteem, you’re now stuck with an asymmetric boob job. Yikes.
Your past involves a teenage pregnancy. Maybe you had one, maybe you’re the result of one. Your future involves a sickly child king. This means you must be a modern day Jane Seymour (Look up King Henry VIII) only I sure hope you don’t die.
Your mind is swirling with thoughts of Justin Bieber. I mean his new album is pretty dope but c’mon.
Your goals in life involve embryonic stem cells. Maybe that was the teenage pregnancy?
The cosmos is telling you to look up pictures of boobs. You need a reference to get your boobs redone.
Gogurt is impacting your life in some way. Switch to Activia. Jaime Lee Curtis will be pleased.
You hope to get a chance to sniff glue soon.
If you don’t like the life set before you, it can all be undone by the Blood of Christ.
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